* Hulk's interactions with the phone.
* And in "This Silver, This Surfer":
--->'''Wolverine:''' He '''is''' weird.
--->'''Falcon:''' Says the guy who smells like a squirrel and has built in machetes.
* And this in episode 5:
--->'''Dr. Strange:''' No, Falcon, leave the magic to the Sorcerer Supreme!
--->'''Thor:''' David Copperfield?
** Just about ''anything'' the Hulk does.
---> '''Hulk:''' *throws a potted plant out the window* Now plant will get plenty of sun!
* When Skurge the Executioner freezes Valkyrie solid while she is cooking, Thor shouts that Asgardian meatballs taste disgusting if they are frozen, then defrosted. Skurge mocks him for thinking about food instead of acting concerned for her well-being. Later, when Valkyrie is freed, she ''also'' tears into Skurge for ruining the meatballs.
* Various heroes going out to use their vacation time. Captain America? He's talking to Ed Brubanker on the phone while dressed like a Confederate soldier.
--->'''Captain America:''' It's the Comicbook/CivilWar, what could happen?
* ComicBook/ThePunisher. How do you make ''this guy'' LighterAndSofter? Just have him ramble on in Frank Miller's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XoRGgpF2qc oh-so-easy-to-parody style of prose]].
* Doubling as a ShoutOut, when the mayor starts talking about a [[ComicBook/{{Spider-Man}} hero who gained powers after being bit by a spider]], Wolverine tells the mayor "You just made that up". The kicker comes in when you realize the mayor is played by StanLee.
* Just about the entire episode "The Saga of Beta Ray Bill, part 1"
** For example: Thor going nuts and talking to Mjölnir, [[FallingInLoveMontage having a flashback montage with it]] and Bill [[LargeHam hamming it up beyond belief]] when he gets the power!
--->'''Thor:''' To prove my worth, I shall battle naked!
--->'''Offscreen Voice:''' Ewwwww!
--->'''Thor:''' Not like that! Without weapons!
* In the episode introducing Dormammu:
---> '''Falcon:''' Dude! Your head is ''on fire''!
---> '''Human Torch:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, like that's weird]].
** Not to mention the scene where Dr. Strange reads the Squads' thoughts. Hulk is merely thinking "Hulk smash!" Predictable, but still funny.
* Just this:
--->'''Dr. Doom''': You mean this was all about '''''string cheese?'''''
* One episode had a part where it looked like the world was about to be destroyed. Hero and villain alike start sadly preparing for the end.
---> '''The Melter''': (to Ms. Marvel) I have always loved you.
---> '''Ms. Marvel''': *punches him out*
* "No one ever writes positive things on message boards!"
* When the Squaddies need to find a place to crash (ItMakesSenseInContext), Iron Man tries to think of who would be a good idea and of the choices:
---> '''ComicBook/IronMan''': She-Hulk? ({{Beat}}) [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Maybe if it was just me]]...
* The opening credits of Season Two ending with Thanos being smacked in the face by the show's logo.
* Pretty much all of "Too Many Wolverines!", which features a MythologyGag to SpiderManAndHisAmazingFriends, Thor suggesting that the clones would explain [[WolverinePublicity how Wolverine appears in so many comics every month]], and the Wolverine clones being attracted to [[CanadaEh Canadian bacon and hockey sticks]].
* Dark Surfer using the Soul Stone on Wolverine to make him emotional. Especially when Wolvie turns it back on him.
--> '''Soul!Surfer''' ''(sobbing)'': "So much Animal Emotion! As if a million fanboys suddenly saw an iconic character... ''[[TheyChangedItNowItSucks redesigned]]!''"
* After Thor gets Mjölnir turned into a giant baby rattle, he is understandably upset:
--> '''Thor''': "Fiend! I say thee GOO!" ''(Materializes a huge blob of baby food over Reality!Surfer's head and dumps it on him)''
* This exchange about the Squad:
--> '''M.O.D.O.K.:''' What are they doing at the water and power building?
--> '''Abomination:''' [[{{Pun}} Paying their super-power bill?]]
--> '''M.O.D.O.K.:''' ''(swinging at Abomination while being held back)'' [[LamePunReaction Want, to, hit you, but arms, too short!]]