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!!The movie itself
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[[caption-width-right:350:♫''Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, does whatever a Spider-Pig does!''♫]]

* Music/GreenDay's barge sinking, and the band pulling out violins & playing [[Film/{{Titanic 1997}} "Nearer My God to Thee"]] as they plunge to their deaths in Lake Springfield is this combined with NightmareFuel.
** Before that, there's Billie Joe Armstrong singing the melody to his band's rocked-up version of the show's theme song, then it cuts to his POV, revealing a teleprompter with the "lyrics" ("Da da-da-d'da da...!") in front of him.
** There's also Moe throwing a rock that goes through the bass drum and hits Tré Cool [[GroinAttack in the nuts]].
* The Organ Lady is playing American Idiot (Funeral Version) in the church the next day after the barge sank
* The Light of God misses Grampa at first because he slouches over in his sleep, so it moves over to him.
* Everything Grampa does with his prophecy, and everything afterward related to his prophecy is gut-bustingly funny.
-->'''Grampa''': ''(unknowingly referring to himself)'' [[SelfDeprecation That crazy old man]] in church was right!
** The scene in Church where Grampa is speaking the prophecy:
--->'''Lisa''': Dad, ''do something!''\\
'''Homer''': [''flipping frantically through the Bible''] This book doesn't have any answers!
* Lisa tries to spread the word of the dangers of pollution:
-->'''Old woman''': Well, if it isn't the girl who saved my cat.\\
'''Lisa''': Lake Springfield--\\
(''Lady slams door in Lisa's face'')
* "''[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial He's not Bono]].''"
* The Comic Book Guy's guess as to what EPA stands for:
-->'''Comic Book Guy''': I believe it was the sound the Green Lantern made when Sinestro threw him into a vat of acid. Eeeeeeee....pah!
** Which led to the [[ShoutOut sound effect being added]] in an actual issue of GL during ''ComicBook/SinestroCorpsWar'' (though sadly there were no vats of acid involved).
* "Yes, we even advertise during movies now."
* Bart's naked skateboard ride. That would be all, but we decided to be more specific:
** When a nude Bart skateboards past Ralph...
--->'''Ralph:''' [[HoYay I like men now!]]
** "DON'T LOOK WHERE I'M POINTING!"
** The use of SceneryCensor to hide Bart's penis... Then he goes behind a long bush that hides ''everything but that''.
** There's something about the [[CensorBox black box]] in the censored version that read "European Version Only" that made it exponentially funnier.
** Also when Bart crashes into the windows of Krusty Burger:
--->'''Flanders:''' Boys, before we eat, don't forget to thank the Lord for this bountiful-\\
''Bart crashes into the window, as Flanders's French fry cleverly censors his penis.''\\
'''Flanders:''' ''[[LastSecondWordSwap PENIS?!]]''\\
'''Rod and Todd:''' [[RepeatAfterMe Bountiful penis]]. Amen.
*** Note the humorous irony in that since they didn't even need to censor Bart's wing-ding considering they just showed it in full no less than a minute ago.
*** Even funnier is that every single depiction of the future has Todd and Rod being CampGay.
** When Nude Bart is cuffed by the police Nelson comes over and laughs at him...''for several hours, and Nelson's laughing is starting to grow weak and tired.''
*** Then his mom comes along and continues his laugh for him, all while Apu's brother Sanjay and Herman watch them.
** Not sure whether it's the line, or his matter-of-fact delivery, but Lou's line to Bart is hilarious
-->'''Lou''': Listen kid, no one likes wearing clothes in public, but y'know, it-it's the law.
* "Spider pig, spider pig / Does whatever a spider pig does./ Can he swing / from a web? / No he can't / He's a pig. / Look ooooooout. / He is a spider pig." It’s this page’s image for a reason.
** It was apparently a common occurrence in the theaters, for the entire audience to break out into song because of its popularity in advertising, making this moment even more hilarious.
*** Doubly funny if you know of ComicBook/SpiderHam. And naturally taken to it's logical conclusion with ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse'', where quite a few people thought Peter Porker was a reference to this scene ([[OlderThanTheyThink it isn't]]).
* Moe dumps a truckload of beer bottles, as well as Barney, into the lake.
-->'''Barney''': Honey, I'm home! [''sinking''] Aaah!
* When Lisa announces she poured water from the lake into everyone's drinking glasses, a collective spit take occurs.
-->'''Moe''': This is why we should hate kids!
* Right after Mayor Quimby announces "Code Black":
-->'''Lenny''': Black? That's the worst color there is. No offense there, [[TokenBlackFriend Carl]].\\
'''Carl''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice I get it all the time]].
* Just after the lake's cleanup, Chief Wiggum hinders the mafia's attempt at dumping a body in the water.
-->'''Wiggum''': Sorry, sorry. No dumping in the lake.\\
'''Fat Tony''': Fine. I will put my "yard trimmings" in a car compactor.\\
'''Lou''': Uh, chief, I think there was a dead body in there.\\
'''Wiggum''': I thought that too, until he said "yard trimmings." You gotta learn to listen, Lou.
* Marge's subdued disgust when she sees the pig silo for the first time.
-->'''Marge''': Ugh, it's leaking!\\
'''Homer''': It's not leaking, it's overflowing.\\
'''Marge''': (''calmly horrified'') He filled up the whole silo in ''two days?''\\
'''Homer''': [[NauseaFuel Well, I helped]].
* After Homer dumps the pig silo into Lake Springfield, the lake instantaneously becomes toxic, bubbling and forms a skull yelling "Eeeeeeeevil!!"
** The lake was pristine before that, and that pig silo only had excrement from the pig and Homer; [[FridgeHorror what have they been eating]]?!
* Thinking that they are all going to die, everyone from the bar runs to the church, and vice versa.
* A guy trying to figure out whether he should stay in Springfield with his family or escape to freedom when the dome is first being lowered. [[TakeAThirdOption He just gets crushed by its edge]].
-->'''Guy''': I never saw Venice!
* [[CatchPhrase "D'OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH]]MMMMEE!"
* When the dome first traps Springfield and Cargill reveals himself.
-->'''Slideshow Mel''': What ruthless madmen could've done this to us?!\\
'''Russ Cargill''': The United States Government. (''Cargill appears on a huge screen'') My name is Russ Cargill and I'm head of the EPA.\\
{{Beat}}\\
'''Moe''': The what?\\
'''Russ Cargill''': Environmental Protection Agency.\\
'''Lenny''': Come again?\\
'''Russ Cargill''': Look, I'm a man on a big TV! Just listen! Springfield has become...\\
'''Random Citizen''': Whoo! Springfield!\\
'''Russ Cargill''': ...the most polluted city in the history of the planet.\\
'''Krusty''': Drama queen!\\
'''Russ Cargill''': To prevent your poisons from spreading, the government has decided to seal you all within this dome. (''Citizens gasp'') Believe me, it's the last thing we wanted to do. I do own the company that makes the dome, but that's beside the point.\\
'''Moe''': So what're you tellin' us, we're trapped like rats?!\\
'''Russ Cargill''': [[InsultToRocks No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots]].\\
'''Lisa''': Wait! We couldn't be more polluted! Everybody stopped dumping in the lake!\\
'''Russ Cargill''': Apparently, ''someone'' didn't get the message.\\
'''Homer''': [''aside to Plopper''] Act natural...\\
'''Carl:''' Hey buddy, sooner or later, people are gonna come by and discover this!\\
'''Russ Cargill:''' Don't worry about that. We found a way to take you off the map.\\
''(cut to someone driving a car)''\\
'''GPS:''' Coming up on your right... nothing. (''Driver looks at GPS in confusion'')
** The map bit gets even funnier in the Italian dub, where ''even the GPS is surprised''-and states so in Rome's dialect.
* Marge sees Maggie outside of the dome, then Homer goes on to discredit her but, IMMEDIATELY after, Homer sees his reflection in the dome and begins to run "away" from the dome, but gets disappointed when he runs into the house, classic Homer
* “That could be anyone’s pig crap silo.”
* When Colin appears in the mob with a bouquet of flowers for Lisa:
-->'''Carl:''' Oh here, let me get that for you. (Uses his torch to turn the bouquet into another torch)
* This exchange regarding the angry mob:
-->'''Marge''': Homer, I want you to [[TheAtoner go out there, face that mob, and apologize for what you did!]]\\
'''Homer''': I would, [[TotalPartyKill but I'm afraid that if I open the door, they'll take all of you!]]\\
'''Carl''': [[BlatantLies No, we won't, we just want Homer!]]\\
'''Homer''': [[AndYourLittleDogToo Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grampa!]]\\
'''Grampa''': I'm part of the mob!
* Homer trying to scare the angry mob who are trying to break through the door by making chainsaw noises.
-->'''Homer''': [[Film/NightoftheLivingDead1968 Stand back, I've got a chainsaw! RIM-MIM MIM MIM! *Breaths in* (''People quickly withdraw their arms'') RIM MIM MIM MIM MIM MIM MIM MIM MIM MIM MIM MIM! *Another breath* Mim mim mim, mim mim mim mim... (''People look through holes in door'') mim... mim...]] [[OhCrap Uh-oh]].
* Plopper is nudging the plank the Simpsons are using to escape.
-->'''Homer''': No, Plopper. If you push that, Daddy will die!\\
''([[{{Beat}} Pig looks at Homer]]'', ''then pushes the plank, causing the Simpsons to fall to the ground.'')
* Marge racing back into the burning Simpson's home to retrieve her and Homer's wedding tape, turning to leave the kitchen... only to be distracted as she frantically scrubs one last dish clean before hightailing it back to the car.
* Homer FlippingTheBird (with [[FourFingeredHands four fingers]], somehow) to the AngryMob, with both hands, as he escapes down a sinkhole, then getting stuck.
** "The top of his head is still showing. ''Claw at it!''"
* "Lisa's got a boyfriend, that she'll never see again..." *PUNCH*
* The delivery ''makes'' this line, but it's still good enough to bear quoting:
-->'''EPA Official''': [[WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power.]]\\
'''Russ Cargill''': Of course I have! You ever tried going mad ''without'' power? It's boring! No one listens to you!
** He wants 10,000 tough guys, and he wants 10,000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher. And here's how he wants them arranged: Tough, tough, soft, tough, soft, soft, tough, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft.
*** According to the audio commentary, they auditioned the foreign dub voice actors of Cargill with this scene.
** A hilarious slapstick moment happens a little earlier. After the official announces that they lost the Simpsons, Cargill [[BadBoss throws his binoculars at him in anger]]... only for the official to duck and have them to bounce off the dome and smack Cargill in the face.
* While hiding out in a motel suite with the family, Marge spots Bart [[DrowningMySorrows drinking a small bottle a whiskey as he is extremely distressed over what happened.]] Despite Marge's attempts to force Bart to stop, Bart finishes up the whole thing and passes out, but not before he says this to his family:
-->'''Bart''': ''(drunkenly)'' I miss Flanders.... ''(angrily)'' [[AtLeastIAdmitIt THERE, I SAID IT]]!!
* Homer's family calling him out on the huge mess he got them in and his pathetic--yet surprisingly touchy excuse for it.
-->'''Homer''': Guys? What's the secret knock again? (''door opens to reveal his whole family glaring at him'') Look, I know I screwed up real bad this time. [[{{Understatement}} This is big.]]\\
'''Marge:''' IT'S ''HUGE!'' We're ''homeless!'' Our ''friends'' wanna kill us! Before we can even stay in the same room with you, I need to know [[WhatWereYouThinking what was going through your mind]] [[WhatTheHellHero when you didn't listen to me and dumped that silo in the lake]]! (''Homer shrugs cluelessly'') '''''HOMER!'''''\\
'''Homer:''' I-I-I don't know what to tell you, Marge! I don't ''think'' about things! I respect people who do, but... [[TheWoobie I just try to make the days not hurt until I get to crawl in next to you again]]...\\
'''Marge:''' ''(touched)'' Awww... ''(the kids give her a disapproving glare)'' I mean, [[{{Tsundere}} Oh...]]
* Homer's speech to his family in the motel room where they're hiding saying "Believe in America!", while all the signs in the background are in different languages.
* Shortly after Homer wins a pickup truck for the Simpsons at a circus, the scene cuts to Moe's Tavern. Kent Brockman on the news states that it's been 37 days since the dome has dropped on Springfield, and now the power supply is on the fritz. As he's announcing this, the tavern temporarily blacks out. When the lights are back on, the tavern is empty except for Moe and all the booze has been taken.
--> '''Moe''': Okay, very funny. Now, I'm gonna turn the lights off again. When they come back on, I want my booze back the way it was. **Turns off the lights. When he turns the lights back on, the tavern has been completely emptied out and Moe's standing in his undies, socks and shoes.**
--> '''Moe''': (In a defeated tone) Yeah, okay, okay.
* ''That'' part with the wanted poster. Marge distracts a truck shop owner to allow Bart to doodle on the Simpsons' wanted poster, so they don't get busted. Although the doodles Bart makes are ridiculous, they're somehow an ''exact'' match for another family that happened to be there at the wrong time. Cue the Simpsons driving away as the other family gets arrested, and Bart chuckles at their misfortune.
* "Listen to me, all of you! We are staying! We have a great life here in Alaska and we're never going back to America again!"
* The townspeople trying to break out of the dome. Drederick Tatum tries punching it (and, after glancing around to make sure no one's looking, [[GroinAttack tries low-blowing it]], the Sea Captain whacks it with a swordfish, a bunch of random guys try using a log as a battering ram... and Ralph tries blowing bubbles at it, only for one to go back and into his eyes. "Oh no, blowback!" A trio of construction workers try to jackhammer through (only for the end to bend), Krusty's chucking cream pies at it, and Stampy the elephant tries running into it, only to immediately collapse (though he does manage to start cracking the dome).
** Professor Frink in particular has a giant drilling machine that could break through the dome... except he left it ''just outside'' of the dome.
* The cabin scene. Especially at the end when all the DisneyCreaturesOfTheFarce silently watch in horror as Homer and Marge have sex, and the buck [[CoverInnocentEyesAndEars shields his fawn’s eyes]].
* "[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto Grand Theft Walrus]]". With a possible TakeThat to ''WesternAnimation/HappyFeet''.
* The ToBeContinuedRightNow moment where it fades to black with Homer stranded on a block of ice, only for the movie to resume in a minute. Amusingly enough, when the film first came out several theatergoers initially fell for the fake cliffhanger.
* As the polar bear is driven away from Homer by the Medicine Woman, it kicks a fox as it walks off.
* When Bart puts a bra on his head;
--> '''Bart''': I’m [[WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse the mascot]] of [[Creator/{{Disney}} an evil corporation]]!
** Counts as BitingTheHandHumor now that Disney owns some assets of Fox, including ''The Simpsons''.
* "Hey everybody, I found one! The government ''actually'' found someone we're looking for! YEAH, BABY, YEAH!"
* Throat singing. Homer joining in and dancing. Oh, and interrupting twice.
* Amidst a hallucinogenic forest, Homer needs an epiphany. Some of them...[[ComicallyMissingThePoint aren't very groundbreaking,]] and the [[GeniusLoci forest]] makes its [[WhatTheHellHero displeasure known.]]
-->'''Homer''': Epiphany, epiphany, epiphany...[[EurekaMoment ooh, bananas are an excellent source of potassium!]] ''(A tree branch slaps him across the face)'' Americans will never embrace soccer? ''(two more slaps follow and he is hoisted into the air by the branches)'' [[Music/GoodCharlotte More than two shakes and it's playing with yourself?]] ''(recieves a series of strikes, which ends with a ''GroinAttack'')''.
* "Thank you, Boob Lady!"
* The part with the dog sled.
--> '''Homer''': Why does everything I whip leave me?!
** "Rest! (''whip'') Rest! (''whip'') Rest! (''whip'')"
* Homer's road signs.
-->'''Driver''': There's something strange about that Sop sign.
** Later on...
-->'''Driver 2''': We can't keep stopping at every "Sop", "Yeld", or "One Vay" sign! Just move on!
* Homer on a wrecking ball swinging between [[VisualPun a rock and a bar called "A Hard Place"]]. Making it even better is his expression right before the impact, which screams "ThisIsGonnaSuck".
** The ball stops moving, and Homer sighs in relief... and then [[ToonPhysics it swings one last time for no reason and against all logic]].
* Homer dressing up in a uniform he apparently borrowed from a hotel doorman in order to try and trick a soldier.
-->'''Homer''': I'm General... (''checks his name tag'') [[LineOfSightAlias Marriott Suites]]. I have an urgent note from the President. It says to release this town immediately! (''hands something to the soldier'')\\
'''Soldier''': Why's it written on a leaf? (''holds up a leaf with the words "release this town immediately" written on it'')\\
'''Homer''': [[OhCrap Uh...]] (''punches soldier out'')
** He then [[CrazyPrepared checks off punching the soldier on his checklist]], also written on a leaf.
** Then Homer, unable to climb the dome without sliding off, enters a nearby shed to look for anything to help him...[[FailedASpotCheck then he runs past the jetpack]] to grab the superglue he'll put on his hands. After putting glue on his hands, he grabs his crotch in a display of bravado... forgetting about the glue.
* After the townspeople fail to escape the dome thanks to Homer.
-->'''Cargill''' I was tricked by an idiot!
-->'''Cletus:''' Hey, I know how you feel. [[EpicFail I was beat at tic-tac-toe by a chicken]].[[note]]TabletopGame/TicTacToe-playing chickens are staples at County Fairs, and thanks to the nature of the game, chickens can and do win. There was even an electronic game called "[[http://lobablanca.com/blog09/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/italfac.jpg I Took A Lickin' From A Chicken]]" based on the concept.[[/note]]
-->{{Beat}}
-->'''Cargill''': Goodbye. ''(screen flickers off)''
* Comic Book Guy's reflection.
-->'''CBG''': I've spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books... and now there's only time to say... LIFE WELL SPENT!
* Homer, upset that he ruined the Springfielders' attempt to escape, kicks the time bomb... [[EpicFail whose time limit is cut in half because of it]]. Naturally, everyone's pissed off.
-->'''Krusty:''' GET OUTTA HERE!
* The Springfield Police Department's bomb-defusing robot [[DrivenToSuicide stealing Wiggum's pistol & killing itself]], after the pressure gets too much.
-->'''Chief Wiggum''': [[BlackComedy He's been talking about it, but I-I didn't take him seriously!]]
* One of the most unheard/unexpected lines in Simpsons history:
-->'''Marge''': '''''SOMEBODY THROW THE [[PrecisionFStrike GODDAMN]] BOMB!!!'''''
** Made funnier by the fact she interrupts Homer and Bart in the middle of a heartfelt reconciliation.
* [[TheDogBitesBack Martin beating the hell out of the three bullies at the end]].
-->'''Martin''': This feels good! No wonder you do it.
* The tense scene where Homer and Bart are nearing the opening of the dome is [[MoodWhiplash suddenly interrupted by Otto smoking a bong]].
-->'''Otto''': [[LockedOutOfTheLoop Wha]]? Whuzz goin on?
* Bart and Homer throw the nuke out of the dome = Everybody cheers. The nuke falls back down and bounces around the hole = Everybody goes OhCrap. It lands safely on the side of the dome = Everybody sighs in relief.
** The mass OhCrap is made funnier by the entire town imitating Joe Besser.
--->'''Chief Wiggum:''' [[TemptingFate It's amazing that no one was hurt!]]\\
''cue Dr. Nick getting crushed by a giant shard of glass''\\
'''Dr. Nick''': Bye, everybody! (''keels over'')
* The brief look on Cargill's face when Maggie drops the boulder on his head before he falls unconscious.
* Santa's Little Helper appears at the end of the film (having been absent the whole movie) and Bart hugs him while saying "You survived! How?" and Santa's Little Helper barks in response with subtitles added.
-->'''Santa's Little Helper:''' ''I did things no dog should do. They will haunt me forever.''\\
'''Bart:''' I love you too.
* The ending where Homer successfully hammers the nail while repairing his house's roof again... [[EpicFail into his thigh.]]
* From Creator/TomHanks's special message to Springfield: "This is Tom Hanks saying, if you see me in person: please, leave me be!"
* Every time Flanders does something nice for Bart, he tells him to ThinkNothingOfIt because [[WideEyedIdealist he's sure]] Homer would do the same for Flanders's sons. The last time this happens, Bart just ''looks'' at Flanders, as if telling him to cut it out.
-->'''Ned:'''...Point taken.
* When Flanders offers Bart a cup of cocoa, Bart just scoffs at him to put up a proud front. Ned nevertheless makes the cocoa and sets it on the windowsill in case Bart wants it. This simple cocoa ends up being an extended sequence with Ned pouring the cocoa into a mug, adding whipped cream, sticking in a layered wafer cookie, grating a block of chocolate to sprinkle some flakes on the cookie, putting a little whipped cream on the tip of the cookie, sticking a large marshmallow on the cream, and browning the marshmallow with a ''butane torch''. There's nice, then there's Ned Flanders nice!
* When the family (sans Homer) are thrown again into Springfield, they look horrified at the ruined city... Except for Springfield Elementary School, much to Bart's dismay.
* The scene where some of the characters beg Burns for more power, they all give good reasons, but Apu gives none, telling Burns to look into his heart and find the answer. To this, Burns looks as if Apu ''insulted'' him, and Smithers is seen waving his hands at Apu to warn him against doing it. [[OhCrap His expression]] makes it even better. It then cuts to Burns having released the hounds on the guests.
** Before that, his complete lack of concern when Dr. Hibbert points out people will die if the hospital runs out of power, but his [[SkewedPriorities genuine willingness to help]] when Chief Wiggum points out they've got criminals who can't be sent to the electric chair with no power to operate it.
* After breaking the dome, Bart and Homer end up flying towards the ramp-shaped part of Springfield Gorge and end up jumping from it, and narrowly missing the other side just like in season 2 episode ''Bart the Daredevil''. Even the crashed ambulance is ''still there''.

!!Deleted Scenes
* The citizens of Springfield rioting throughout the town, and barging into the DMV. Upon which, they form an orderly line.
** (Takes a puff out of cigarette) "Next." ''(cue full-blown chaos)''
* The deleted scene where Homer hitches a ride in the back of a sausage truck. He gets out and waves a friendly goodbye to the driver. The completely unsuspecting driver then decides to check on his sausages. He walks around the truck ''singing a little song about checking on his sausages'', opens the door... cue BigNo.
* One version of the angry mob scene reveals Sideshow Bob as part of the mob. Told that they're currently after Homer, not Bart, he promptly loses interest and walks away.
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