* [[RunningGag Once in a while there's some illiterate who says or does something ridiculous about books]]:
** Barcelò mentioned having sold a copy of ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuenteovejuna Fuenteovejuna]] (a play by Lope de Vega first published in 1619) autographed with a ballpoint pen;
** Bernarda mistook Literature/{{Sandokan}} (the main character of a series of Italian adventure novels well known in Europe) for some obscure saint ([[LostInTranslation to a Spanish speaker, Sandokan sounds like "Saint Dokan"]]);
** a customer asked for [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Zorrilla_y_Moral Zorrilla]] believing it was the titular character of a series of novels dedicated to the adventures of a prostitute in Hapsburg-era Madrid, and not a poet and dramatist. This one is notable because Fermín, who is usually a MotorMouth to rival ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}, for once was to the point in the explanation.
* Fermín's view on destiny.
-->'''Fermín''': ''"Destiny is just around the corner. It's like a chorizo, a whore, or a lottery seller."''
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