* From "Falling Slowly":
-->'''Cleo:''' BE LESS CREEPY!\\
'''Tonner Edward:''' I just wanted to see if I could hear her thoughts--\\
'''Cleo:''' THAT IS NOT "LESS CREEPY"!
* From "The Lion and the Lamb":
-->'''Cleo:''' Edward, I'm going to ask you a question, and the answer better be no. ''Is that pony wearing a diaper?''\\
'''Edward:''' Those are TRAINING PANTS.
* The photos accompanying the skyfoil creation in "Skyfoil, Scarves and Sparklepires".
* Everything The Littlest Bella says in her sleep.
-->"It's so cold here, I miss the cactus, cactus, I miss the cactus, everyone's so tall, so tall, does nobody wear pants but me, why are they so mean to me, possum, why is there a possum, never get the sticky out of my hair, too cold, cookies are good, I like sprinkles."
-->"Nnnnngrhhhhh... not enough eggs... gotta get more eggs... more butter... unsalted... margarine, are you kidding me... shhhhngnghhfff... hula hoop... pineapple... oughtta make a cake... possum wants cake..."
* It's going to be hard to top the picture sequence of ''Sparklebeard's Wife''. Or, "No one not married to an elf was ever so happy..."
* ''Rollin,' rollin', rollin', Keep them ponies rollin' Rollin,' rollin', rollin' Vampiiiiiiiiire!''
-->''Reader, I confess that I brandished my rake in the darkness, and may have even demanded if they Wanted Some of This. And then I realized I was ''threatening a squirrel in the middle of the night'' and began to reevaluate my life choices.''
* [[http://cleoland.pbworks.com/slod-09-0512-diversion "A Diversion!"]]:
-->'''Cleo:''' You're looking for two girls, a pirate and a gypsy. DO NOT ENGAGE THE CAT. MOVE MOVE MOVE!

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