!!The film:

* "Hello, get me the Justice Department, Entertainment Division."
** Then, on second thought: "Get me the President's agent."
* A great comeback if you've ever heard one.
--> '''Richards''': Killian! [[{{Terminator}} I'll be back!]]
--> '''Killian''': Only in a rerun.
* After strangling Sub-Zero with barbed wire.
--> What a pain in the neck.
** After Ben cuts Buzzsaw in half with a chain saw.
--> '''Amber''': What happened to Buzzsaw?
--> '''Ben''': Ah, he had to split.
** Arnie's got a lot of great {{Bond One Liner}}s in this movie.
* Buzzsaw actually screams in a [[InstantSoprano falsetto]] when Richards shoves the saw [[GroinAttack into his junk]].
* Due to the fact a great number of classic shows have been banned by the regime, there's a few nods to the generation gap between people who grew up with them and those who are oblivious.
** Killian on the phone to a government bigwig, explaining how one of his Stalkers just got killed.
-->"Well it was bound to happen sooner or later. Look, I-- [Shoos away a page who's trying to freshen his makeup] Well, it is a contact sport, right? [{{Beat}}] Look, if you want to people in front of the televisions instead of on the picket lines? Well, you ain't gonna get that with reruns of ''GilligansIsland''. [{{Beat}}] ''Gilligan's Island''. [Killian hums a few bars of the theme from ''Gilligans Island''] Yeah. Yeah, the one with the ''boat''." [Hangs up.]
** Here's an amusing [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Shout Out]].
--> '''Mic''': "Mr. Spock, you have the comm."
--> '''Tech''': "Who's Mr. Spock?"
* [[IronicEcho Hello, cutie pie. One of us is in DEEP trouble.]]
* The advertisement for the Running Man at the end of the credits.
* Richards signs his contract on the back of his court appointed attorney and stabs him in the back with the pen, pinning the contract to him.
-->"Don't forget to send me a copy."
** Even better is the reaction from Sven (the security chief) -- who just kind of gives a "yep, saw that one coming" smirk.
* "Where did you hide that?" "None of your business."
* When Killian's lies are exposed to the public and he tries to cover them up, an old lady leaps up and shouts "Bullshit!" Killian looks absolutely stunned.
** And the previous scene when the same CoolOldLady picks Richards as the next one to make a kill. "That Richards is ''one mean [[PrecisionFStrike motherfucker]]''."
* When Dynamo thinks he's about to die, he screams, "Cut! Go to a commercial!"