* Courtesy of the Queen Mum:
-->If there is a photographer out there, he could be the first kill of the day.
* The first Blair/Queen meeting:
--> '''HM Queen Elizabeth II''': Have we shown you how to start a nuclear war yet?
--> '''TonyBlair''': Er, no.
--> '''HM Queen Elizabeth II''': First thing we do apparently, then we take away your passport and spend the rest of our time sending you around the world.
--> '''Tony Blair''': You obviously know my job better than I do.
--> '''HM Queen Elizabeth II''': Yes well, you are my tenth Prime Minister, Mister Blair. My first of course was UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill, he sat in your chair in a frock coat and top hat. And he was kind enough to give a shy young girl like me quite an education.
--> '''Tony Blair''': I would imagine.
* A very, ''very'' dark example, but funny if you can remember the real [[TheHouseOfWindsor Princess Margaret]]:
--> '''Prince Philip''': I've just come off the phone to your sister.
--> '''The Queen''': Well I hope you told her to come back and cut her holiday short.
--> '''Prince Philip''': Of course.
--> '''The Queen''': I imagine she wasn't best pleased.
--> '''Prince Philip''': That's putting it mildly.
--> '''The Queen''': What did she say?
--> '''Prince Philip''': Something about Diana managing to be [[BlackComedy even more annoying dead than alive.]]
* This troper is always amused whenever the Queen's corgis show up.
* This conversation between Blair and Campbell:
--> '''Alistair Campbell''': You seen the papers?
--> '''Tony Blair''': [[SarcasmMode No, I thought I'd give them a miss today]]. Of course I've seen the bloody papers!