* All the time Naveen shamelessly boasts about his looks, his potential wealth, his charmingness... and he's a frog. It's like he's totally forgotten he's green and six inches tall.
* Tiana, Naveen, and Ray vs. the three frog hunters.
** They comment how Naveen and Tiana seem a lot smarter than the average frog, Tiana then tops it off with, "And we talk too," causing them to paddle off screaming into the night.
** And this:
--> "Pa, did you hear that suspicious thud?"
* Louis' flashback to when he first tried to play in a jazz band. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQmDZNurtJU Cue Louis escaping]] MoreDakka than ever seen in a Disney Film.
-->[[{{Understatement}} "It didn't end well...."]]
* This scene, which is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMwAQOqm2ok impossible to convey properly in text]], and follows [[MoodWhiplash a heartfelt moment of friendship between Charlotte and Tiana]]:
-->'''Charlotte''': (hitches up her bustline) Well, back into the fray!
* And right before that last one while she's putting on mascara:
-->'''Charlotte''': (has a slight MadEye / TwitchyEye) You know, I was startin' to think that wishin' on stars was for...babies...and...[[HypocriticalHumor CRAAAZY people]].
* And, a few minutes before that when turning down the advances of a man attending the ball:
-->'''Charlotte''': Travis. When a woman says 'later', she really means 'Not ever.' Now run along. There are plenty of young fillies dying for you to waltz them into a stupor.
** The superfast way Charlotte reapplies her makeup upon seeing "Naveen" and hurries down the stairs is pretty funny as well.
* To viewers from Louisiana, the scene where Naveen says he is from a land far away (which Ray interprets as meaning Shreveport) is beyond hilarious.
* Even after seeing it over and over in the ads, it's still hilarious:
-->'''Naveen''': I am Prince Naveen...
-->*Naveen is squished by a book.*
-->'''Naveen''': [--...of Maldonia.--]
** He introduces himself the same way to Charlotte near the end of the movie, with almost the exact same results.
--->'''Naveen''': I am the ''real'' Prince Naveen...
--->*Naveen is squished by a book.*
--->'''Naveen''': [--...of Maldonia.--]
--->'''Charlotte''': Did you say "prince"?
* When [[spoiler:Dr. Facilier's talisman is broken, his "Friends" soon show up to claim their due. He tries to charm his way out one more time, greeting them with a cheerful "FRIEEEEEEENDS!" and a big wide [[OhCrap ''scared out of his mind'']] grin.]]
** Including this line, after his "Friends" sing, "Are you ready?"
--> "No! I'm not ready at all! In fact, I've got lots more plans!"
* "Well, yes, yes, you know WHAT? The egg is on YOUR face! Because I do not HAVE any riches! I am COMPLETELY BROKE! Ahaha-! ''Oh no''."
* I FOUND A STICK!!!!
* [[DontExplainTheJoke You see, your head, it is in the tuba.]]
* Naveen and Tiana (as frogs) landing on the drum set at the party, causing the drummer to accidentally perform a kick ass solo.
* During the "When I'm human" song, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp_LCOlr854 Louis repeatedly bangs the poor turtle to his head as if he was a hat.]]
* Naveen's attempt at a kiss:
-->'''Naveen:'''(seductively, as a frog) Come, we pucker! (his throat suddenly inflates and he lets out a loud croak)... (still seductive) That's new.
* "PUT. THE MONKEY. DOWN."
* Tiana's little hissy-fit as she works up the nerve to kiss Frog!Naveen.
* The rare scenes in which ReluctantMonster Louis overcomes his timidity and acts upon his predatory "alligator" instinct; the first time [[spoiler:clearing a crowd by scaring everyone during Mardi Gras]] and second time [[spoiler:to persuade the realtors to sell Tiana the building]].
* Naveen's moth bow-tie. No cuter frog has ever existed.
--> '''[[PunnyName Beau]]''': I thought it was a nice touch.
* This exchange:
-->'''Naveen''': Well, waitress, it looks like we are going to be here for a while. We might as well get... ''comfortable''.
-->'''Tiana''': *slap* Keep your slimy self away from me!
-->'''Naveen''': I told you, it is not slime! [[InsistentTerminology It is MUCUS]]!
* When we first meet Mama Odie, after seeing her "eccentricity"
--> ''Mama Odie falls asleep and Louis stares at her''
--> '''Louis''': Are you sure this is the right blind Voodoo lady who lives in a boat in a tree in the bayou?
--> '''Ray''': Pretty sure.
--> '''Louis''': *concerned AsideGlance*
* The end of Dig A Little Deeper
-->'''Mama Odie''': Do ya un'astand what ya need no', child?
-->'''Tiana''': Yes, I do, Mama Odie! I need to dig a little deeper and [[ComicallyMissingThePoint work even harder to get my restaurant]].
-->*everyone groans and {{Face Palm}}s*
-->'''Ray''': Okay, everybody now. One more time! *singing* Don't matter what ya look like, don't matter what -- ain't nobody gonna sing wit' Raaay, okay.
* Anytime Louis gets a thorn from the pricker bushes.
-->'''Louis''': PRICKER BUSHES GOT ME! GATOR DOWN, GATOR DOWN!! THE WALLS ARE CLOSIN' IN ON ME! IT'S SO COLD!
** Ray's "-_-" AsideGlance and Ray going to pull a thorn out of Louis, causing him to scream in pain... "I ain't touched it yet."
* Before [[spoiler:Disguised!Lawrence and Charlotte's wedding]], an aggravated Faciler throwing one of his cards at [[spoiler:Lawrence]].
* The whole [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqn4C8utJyw scene in the diner]]. The highlights are:
** Big Daddy's reaction to having a beignet he was about to eat snatched out of his hand by Charlotte.
** A few seconds after this, when Charlotte gives Tiana enough money for the beignets to pay for the building, the look on Tiana's boss's face is absolutely priceless.
** Big Daddy stuffing another beignet into Charlotte's mouth, so that he could finally put in a single word into her [[MotorMouth endless stream of chatter]]. This is made even better by the fact that right before this, it ''looks'' like Charlotte is going to let him talk... Then she interrupts him again, which is what causes Big Daddy to shove the beignet in her mouth.
* Naveen's [[spoiler:proposal]]. Even though that should count as heartwarming, it's just too hilarious to see him overdo it and ''just'' fall short of screwing up. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWIRrtygTeU Take a look]].
* Charlotte sweetly telling the fake Naveen to hurry up and finish getting ready for their wedding. . .then in a split second turning to her father and screeching at him to "START THE CAR!"
* Charlotte yelling "Cheese and crackers!" when [[spoiler:disguised Lawrence runs away with Naveen the frog after Naveen stops the wedding kiss from happening]].
* "Prince Naveen! Your shy and retiring bride-to-be is getting antsy!" (Kicks in the door to the church.)
* The old firefly granny with the walker and a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Clapper Clapper]] function on her bulb.
* "What a coincidence Lawrence, I have been avoiding you everywhere!"
* "No more Mr Push-over. [[HypocriticalHumor Now who wants a puppy?]]"
* When Louis performs a variation of mouth to mouth on Ray, using a reed. It works, but Ray comments "Your breath done near killed me [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment to death."]]
* Louis having a fanboy spazz on the paddleboat at the chance to finally "play with the big boys."
* "Gumbo, gumbo, in the pot, we need a princess. Whatcha got?" "Hush up and look at the gumbo."
* The way Naveen puckers up for Charlotte's kiss, compared to the beginning.