* Patrick is made of this. His movements, expressions, the clock he made for class and [[spoiler: and his end of year prank by painting all the tools pink.]]
** "BELOW AVERAGE!"
* Charlie's parent's reaction when they first meet Mary Elizabeth for the Saide Hawkins Dance with his dad saying "So Charlie tells me you're a Buddhist"
* Charlie's fantasy during a game of 'Truth of Dare' where he's chooses "Truth" and responds with BrutalHonesty about his relationship with Mary Elizabeth.
-->""It's so bad I keep fantasizing that one of us is dying of cancer so I don't have to break up with her."