* Pretty much anything [[DeadpanSnarker Lone Watie]] says.
** Some specifics:
-->'''Josey''': Seems when I get to likin' someone, they ain't around for long.\\
'''Lone Watie''': I notice when you get to ''dis''-likin' someone, they ain't around for long neither.
** '''Lone Watie''': I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made ''him'' surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
** The [[ClickHello bit where the elderly chieftain tries to sneak up on Josey]]... only to have the woman Moonlight sneak up on the chief.
** Having rebuffed Moonlight for "companionship" the first night she rides with them, Josey decides to sneak over to her on the second night to take her up on her offer [[spoiler:only to find [[DirtyOldMan Lone Watie]] [[IronicEcho snuck up on her first]].]]
* Dealing with a carpetbagging snake-oil salesman:
-->'''Josey''': How's it on stains? [spits]
** Used as a FunnyBackgroundEvent in a later scene, where he ''actually does'' use the product to remove the stain.
* And of course, the "Missouri Boat Ride" scene.
* When Wales first meets Ten Bears, he asks, "You be Ten Bears?" Ten Bears' reply, "I ''am'' Ten Bears." He says it with such a subtle air of superiority. "Yeah, I may be the 'savage,' but at least I have proper grammar."