%% Please try to keep the CMOFs in relative chronological order, as to avoid duplicates.


* The Monster in the Darkness ''IS'' crowning moment of funny incarnate. From his very first appearance, when he's at least ''trying'' to be the beast of untold horror Xykon wants him to be, he proves to be an endless source of comic gold. Gold such as...
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0096.html "Gate? What gate?"]]
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0103.html His attempt at an opening phrase]].
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0147.html His pink kitty umbrella]] Which he's not fond of, y'know...
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0191.html His bravery in the description of danger...]]
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0194.html Why he's]] TooKinkyToTorture.
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0374.html How he plays Who Can Hit The Lightest]] and [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0375.html his respect for the mail]].

[[folder:''How the Paladin Got His Scar'']]

* Azure City and a number of other countries in the Southern Continent are all descended from something called "the Ancient Empire." No one knows why they called themselves that.
* Turns out that O-Chul has been a selfless servant of Azure City for a very long time.
-->'''General Nhek:''' He's always like this. Last time I promoted him, he apologized to me.\\
'''O-Chul:''' I still live with the burden of having failed to properly fulfill the duties of a lieutenant.
* Two hobgoblin commoners take a stand against O-Chul, claiming nothing he could say will make them lead him to their camp, and describe how he'd never be able to intimidate them... [[ExplainExplainOhCrap until they end up intimidating themselves by putting words into his mouth.]] The kicker? Zhao is also intimidated into surrendering to O-Chul and they ''weren't even talking about her.''

[[folder:''Start of Darkness'']]
* ''Start of Darkness'' may be DarkerAndEdgier than the rest of the series, but the funny moments stand out because they're in line with the more serious parts. Such as Xykon after he beats Dorukan...
-->'''Xykon:''' Ding dong, the wizard's dead! We'll have to be careful disabling his magical toys in the castle, but I think we can--\\
''[Xykon comes upon the [=MitD=], a sombrero on its box, a taco in hand/claw/whatever]''\\
'''Xykon:''' ''[wide-eyed]'' ...\\
'''[=MitD=]:''' Fiesta?\\
'''Xykon:''' Ooooookay.
* When Xykon discovers that his new Lich form gives him a touch of death, he tests it out on a few RedShirt goblins. The potential horror is neutered when the attack gives off a comical *BZZZT* sound, Xykon comparing it to a joy buzzer.
* Why Xykon needs henchmen when he meets Redcloak;
-->'''Xykon:''' I ran out of toadies a few months ago due to... let's call it, "creative differences." And it sucks. I mean, just last week, the Good Guys burst into my throne room, right? And I shouted, "Get them, you fools!" just purely by reflex. Well, I bet you can imagine how embarrassing it was when I realized that I had to "get them" myself. I mean, talk about awkward.
* One of the "gate" leads that Redcloak follows up on has him run into [[Series/StargateSG1 SG-1]].
* Smokey the Bear yelling "ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT WILDFIRES" after Redcloak starts a forest fire.
* While fighting Dorukan, Xykon gets hit with Prismatic Spray... [[NoSell which does nothing]] because the comic is in black-and-white.
-->'''Xykon:''' [[PaintingTheMedium I guess black-and-white artwork has it's advantages.]]
[[folder:''On the Origin of [=PCs=]'']]
* The "well-oiled machine"-scene from the prequel. [[DisasterDominoes Due to prepared actions, Belkar charges a kobold, and misses; Haley's prepared action is to shoot the first thing that charges, so she shoots Belkar; Elan's prepared action is]] [[EpicFail to flank attack the first wounded creature, and so attacks Belkar; and V's prepared action is to cast Lightning Bolt against the first four creatures lined up towards him or her...]]
--> '''Durkon:''' [[RapidFireComedy On tha plus side, I think tha other kobolds died from laughter.]]
* Eugene's tombstone, which lists all the times he died and was resurrected, as well as commenting on his parenting skills.
* Also, another tombstone, this one for "Bloodmark the Unholy": ''Not coming back as a vampire. Honest''
[[folder:''Dungeon Crawlin' Fools'']]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0004.html "Bluff, Bluff, Bluff, Bluff the stupid ogre!"]]
* An early example, but hilarious, Durkon's [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0016.html repeated use]] of "turn undead". RuleOfThree is definitely in play as he keeps blinding Roy and V.
* "[[CombatTentacles Evan's Spiked Tentacles]] [[{{Squick}} of Forced Intrusion!]]"
-->[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0020.html "Wait, what?"]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0028.html "Elan's blade."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0031.html Roy gets attacked by a mind flayer]], and all Vaarsuvius cares about is [[ArentYouGoingToRavishMe the insult of being passed over for a fighter]]:
-->'''Vaarsuvius''': Why are you eating him?? I am a wizard! A delectable 18 Intelligence right before you!\\
'''Elan:''' Would you feel better if one of '''us''' ate your brain?\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' No, it just wouldn't be the same. *Sigh*\\
'''Roy:''' ''(With the mind flayer gnawing at him)'' A little help here?
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0034.html Retroactive death]] is the funniest kind.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0037.html How Xykon deals with employee complaints.]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0064.html I've been suppressing the urge to beat the crap out of someone who looks EXACTLY like you for a long, long time.]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0070.html "Totally worth it."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0073.html "What would Thor do?"]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0077.html "Go Team Cleric!"]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0082.html Redcloak's reaction to the Dwarf Porn]].
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0087.html Elan thinks Vaarsuvius is half-camel]]
-->'''Elan:''' I wonder what the ECL on a half-camel is.\\
'''Belkar:''' Well, it's gotta be pretty low since V is a primary spellcaster.\\
'''Roy:''' Belkar, don't encourage him.
** This belief has not died out, even after a few [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0683.html hundred strips later]]
-->'''Elan:''' V, if you translate, do you think I could talk to one of the camels? Y'know, since you're half-camel?\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' You are a bottomless pit of self-reference, are you not?
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0090.html Move Silently check.]]
-->'''Elan:''' I GOT A FOUR!!!
* The appearance of [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0091.html Fruit Pie the Sorcerer]].
* The whole of [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0095.html "Dead Men Tell Tales"]], but especially when Xykon asks Redcloak to cast ''Speak with Dead''.
-->'''Redcloak:''' Um, OK, hello, sir, how are you today? This is lovely weather--\\
'''Xykon:''' Not me, you moron!
[[folder:''No Cure for the Paladin Blues'']]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0132.html "Tiny man is violating Gortok's personal space!"]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0136.html "It's Not a Gaming Session Until]] [[https://youtu.be/B3KBuQHHKx0 Someone Quotes]] [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Monty Python"]]
-->'''Roy:''' Glaive-glaive-glaive-guisarme-glaive?\\
'''Shopkeeper:''' I think you're drifting into [[https://youtu.be/M_eYSuPKP3Y another sketch]], sir.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0138.html "It beats working retail."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0147.html Redcloak gets a spine.]]
-->'''Xykon:''' One for all and all for one, right?\\
'''Redcloak:''' I can't help but notice that your sense of team spirit is inversely proportional to your number of functioning appendages, sir.\\
'''Demon-Roach:''' He shoots, he scores!\\
'''Xykon:''' Cute. Did you actually grow a spine there, Redcloak?\\
'''Redcloak:''' Perhaps I just got hit with a piece of yours when you exploded, sir.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0149.html Redcloak becoming Supreme Leader of the hobgoblins.]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0173.html "Your horse, sir or madam."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0177.html "My vengeance shall be prolonged, diminutive cretin."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0183.html "Vomit. Now. ...And aim for the halfling."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0191.html "Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger.]] [[FlippingTheBird Guess which one."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0197.html "I think I just had an evilgasm."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0216.html "Attack of Opportunity! Attack of Opportunity!"]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0226.html Roy is the King of Nowhere]].
-->'''Elan:''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0246.html The King of where?]]\\
'''Roy:''' [[CallBack Don't start, trust me.]]
* Miko's rant on how the Order may have killed a Good-aligned dragon.
-->'''Miko:''' Without proper training, it is nigh impossible to tell the good dragons from the evil ones. In your ignorance, you may have slain a powerful force for Good in this world! What proof do you have that you did not vanquish a stalwart defender of the weak in your mad lust for treasure?\\
'''Roy:''' Umm...its scales weren't all shiny?\\
'''Miko:''' Ah. Then its destruction was just and necessary.\\
'''Elan:''' Dragons: Color-coded for your convenience!
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0204.html "Can everyone stop using the word "bone" as a verb?!"]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0208.html "Detect Evil!" "Too slow, sister."]]
* Miko's reaction when Haley tells off Roy for judging her.
-->'''Haley:''' News flash, Roy: every quest we've done has been all about YOU. 'I want to beat Xykon, I want the starmetal, I want to bump uglies with the paladin.'\\
'''Miko:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint The proper term is 'smite evil']], [[ChasteHero not 'bump uglies']].
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0227.html "By the Twelve Gods and in the name of Lord Shojo, I demand to know: Who removed the tag from this mattress?!?"]]
* The entire sequence of events that follows Roy donning a Belt of [[GenderBender Masculinity/Femininity]], particularly Haley's digs in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0236.html "Mean Girl"]], and the following [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0237.html "Growing Some"]]. She [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0240.html doesn't let up]] until she comes down with stress-induced aphasia.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0240.html WHORE ATTACK!]]
-->'''Shadowdancer:''' Screw this! I'm not getting rubbed out by magic-wielding hookers!\\
'''"Kaboom" Redaxe:''' Must be some obscure prestige class...
* ''[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0257.html Thog on rocket skates]]''.
* Sabine's DeadpanSnarker [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0258.html reply to Nale's request]] to find somewhere where no-one would notice a bound and gagged schoolgirl.
-->'''Sabine:''' I'll start near the {{Hentai}} bookstore and work my way out.
** From the same strip: Music/CelineDion is too cruel [[EvenEvilHasStandards even for Nale]].
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0281.html Luckily, Belkar's is a multipurpose lead sheet.]]
* This exchange:
-->'''Belkar:''' No one pays you to think, ears!\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' ...they actually pay me to do nothing BUT think, you moron!
* After Haley is struck with aphasia, she communicates a vital plot point to Roy by charades. Roy does pretty well, until he fields this guess:
-->'''Roy:''' Shojo has a gaze attack that causes encephalitis!
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0289.html "A few years ago, I narrowly escaped an assassination attempt -- one that resulted from an unpopular edict I had issued."]]
-->'''Ninja:''' THIS is what we think of Meat Loaf Day!
[[folder:''War and [=XPs=]'']]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0301.html A Brief Intermission]]
-->''"You fools! We've been loved by moviegoers for over 50 years! Do you know what kind of power that gives us? We have become like unto tiny refreshing GODS!"''
** This one is actually part of ''No Cure For The Paladin Blues'' in print. Where does it get placed? [[spoiler:[[MoodWhiplash Right before the verdict is passed down during the trial.]]]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0312.html Where the Buffalo Wings Roam]]:
-->'''Belkar:''' Look, if they can't get actual buffalo wings, why the heck are they on the menu? I'm doing them a service. It's not my fault my mouth waters at the thought of biting into juicy, delicious, nonexistent appendages of an endangered species.\\
'''Winged Buffalo:''' Oh, that is IT! I am going over there!\\
'''Other Winged Buffalo:''' Calm down, Harold. We're supposed to be having a nice dinner.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0316.html The Event:]]
* Explosive Runes Coffee... Good to the last- '''[=*BOOM*=]'''
-->'''Durkon:''' Filterin' the coffee wit Roy's sweat socks was a nice touch.\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' I pride myself on attention to detail.
* Haley's [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0327.html rather effective method]] for solving the standard KnightsAndKnaves dilemma.
* Even better when it's revisited: [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0565.html The Test of the Memory]].
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0335.html "A Grand Experiment"]]:
** The names on Belkar's "Hate/Lust" list.
** "Wild Empathy Check! WILD EMPATHY CHECK!!!"
* The ''Sending'' spell having a strict 25-word limit.
-->'''Roy:''' Holy crap, [[EvilTwin Nale!]]\\
'''Nale:''' Long time no see.\\
'''Roy:''' Damn, he's just some sort of mental projection into my brain!\\
'''Nale:''' As you can no doubt tell, I am mentally projecting these words into your brain. So just sit there--\\
''[[[BeatPanel beat]]]''\\
'''Roy:''' ...hello?\\
'''Nale:''' Ah, sorry. I forgot the spell has a limit of 25 words per spell casting. Never mind, where was I? Oh right, I was saying--\\
''[[[BeatPanel beat]]]''\\
'''Nale:''' Sorry, ran out of words again. Anyway, I was contacting you so that we might find a way, as fellow strategists, to come to an--\\
''[Roy {{facepalm}}s]''\\
'''Nale:''' --DAMN STUPID SPELL! I mean, who can get anything really meaningful said in 25 frickin' words?! I'm going to find whoever designed this spell and--
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0344.html Durkon grasps the core principles of V's theory.]]
* Pompey rambling like a CardCarryingVillain while Roy is [[RightBehindMe right behind him]].
-->'''Pompey:''' [[ImplausibleDeniability You know, technically I'm just an innocent victim, here.]]
-->'''Roy:''' Shut up.
-->'''Pompey:''' Shutting up, yessir.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0357.html "Getting paid to kill things: Cornerstone of the world economy."]]
* After Miko uses a demon roach to escape her force cage, a [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0373.html hilarious little mini-scene]] which is easily missed:
-->'''Demon Roach:''' It... it was ''horrible''!\\
'''Demon Roach #2:''' ''[holding up a little roach doll]'' Show me on the doll where she touched you.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0367.html "Innocent Man"]]:
** Thog attempts to explain the situation to the jailer. [[spoiler:After he gives that unbearably awesome homophones speech, he [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome crowns]] it with "What is offal?"]] Just hair-pullingly brilliant. "Oh my god!" you say, pulling your hair. "That's brilliant!"
** The jailer refers to Thog as human offal at the start of that strip. Thog replies, "thog only HALF-human offal."
** At the end of that strip, as Elan is crying for help:
--->'''Elan:''' Can anyone hear me?!\\
'''Thog: thog hears you.'''\\
'''Elan:''' Can anyone ELSE hear me?!
* Miko and Redcloak fight. Redcloak manages to weaken Miko and asks Xykon to kill her. However, Xykon is quite busy [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0369.html betting 200 gp on the fight with the Demon-Roaches... and he bets on Miko]]. And the Monster in the Darkness has a [[PassThePopcorn popcorn bucket]] and a giant hand, supporting Redcloak.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0379.html Lord Shojo's puppet show]].
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0381.html "All hands on deck! This is not a drill! Repeat: This is NOT a drill!!"]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0382.html Haley's mind splits into pieces.]]
-->"No-one asked you, Haley's Latent Bisexuality."
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0386.html "Not How She Pictured It, Certainly"]]:
** ''Thog in a leprechaun suit''.
** "NALE!!!!" "NALE!!!!" "'''nale!!!!'''" (His expression at the third is priceless.)
--->'''Nale:''' Okay, the first two I should have seen coming. The leprechaun suit? Not so much.
** Sabine's got the same expression.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0387.html "The Cliffport Redemption"]]:
** The penultimate "prison break", especially the last lines:
--->'''Thog: thog wonders how thog will cope with life outside jailhouse walls. prison changed thog.'''\\
'''Elan:''' We were only in there for forty minutes.\\
'''Thog: prison changed thog quickly.'''
** The "[[YouDontWantToCatchThis Vaporising Flu]]" in the same comic; [[BlatantLies only contagious if you stand around in places where a previous victim has died and ask questions]]. Work that Bluff score, Elan.
* After they break out of jail, Elan and Thog are forced to [[EnemyMine work together]]. NoodleImplements, ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'', leprechaun suits and {{hilarity ensue|s}}. Trust us, {{it makes sense in context}}.... Okay, we wouldn't use the word "sense".
-->'''Thog: thog not get references.'''
* "While singing the complete score to 'Meet Me in St. Louis'." Okay, maybe just for the musical-theatre geeks. The best part? According to the limitations of the Charm Person spell, singing showtunes while killing his teammates is something that's ''perfectly compatible'' with Belkar's nature.
-->'''Vaarsuvius:''' While I enjoy the work of Judy Garland as much as does the next elf, I think perhaps we should see Miss Starshine for some well-tied restraints. [-A gag, in particular.-]
* Nale tries to convince Elan that Haley has been working for the Linear Guild for ''ages''.
-->'''Elan:''' You can't expect me to believe something so-
-->'''[[ComplexityAddiction Nale:]]''' "Needlessly complicated"?
-->'''Elan:''' Oh. Right.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0397.html Leggo My Ego!"]]: Thog is apparently scared of ''Series/{{Teletubbies}}''.
** His earnest joy at the group hug before being hit with "Hold Person" as well
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0401.html Roy's reaction]], after sleeping through an entire battle with the Linear Guild.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0414.html "YAHTZEE!"]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0415.html Teevo]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0418.html "This is your junk." And then everything afterward.]]
-->'''Belkar:''' I sense a great disturbance... as if a thousand double-entendres cried out, and were suddenly silenced...
* In [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0419.html "A Special Pre-Approved Offer"]], Sabine tries to convince Miko, a now-fallen Paladin into a Blackguard (she even trots out the HonestJohn-style sleaze: "Plus, for a limited time, we're offering 5000 gp cash back on qualified level trade-ins!"). That, in itself, is pretty funny, but the real side-splitter is when Miko looks like she's going to accept,...but then reaches around and [[NeckSnap snaps Sabine's neck]]. What makes this funny is that, due to Sabine being a demon, this doesn't kill her - it's not even a major injury, but it ''is'' annoying, since now her head is turned in the opposite direction.
-->'''Sabine:''' Fine, be that way. But if you decide to sell your soul later, I can't guarantee I'll pay full market-value!
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0435.html Belkar has]] [[GoodAngelBadAngel two Devils instead of one of each]] because "the angel... doesn't work here anymore". Then the scene cuts to an angel [[GoMadFromTheRevelation in a straitjacket]] crying: "...and he kept stabbing them, [[OmnicidalManiac again and again]]... He's a Halfling, he's supposed to be jolly... [[MadnessMantra Why isn't he jolly? WHY ISN'T HE JOLLY]]?!"
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0438.html Elan gets a note from Haley and Hinjo starts acting like a school teacher/principal;]] it only gets better from there.
-->'''Hinjo:''' Is that a note?\\
'''Elan:''' Uh, no, sir!\\
'''Hinjo:''' What did I tell you and Miss Starshine about passing notes in my battle?\\
'''Elan:''' That we should be paying attention to who we're fighting.\\
'''Hinjo:''' That's right. Now hand it over.\\
'''Elan:''' Awwww...\\
'''Hinjo:''' You can get it back when I see you after the battle in my office. I mean throne room.\\
'''Azurite Soldier:''' Ooooo, you are SO gonna get detention!\\
'''Elan:''' I hope he doesn't notify Roy...
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0455.html I killed a PC]] AndAllIGotWasThisLousyTShirt.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0456.html The ultimate duel between clerics.]]
* ''[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0457.html Check it out, I totally conducted a job interview in the middle of a battle!]]''
--> '''Xykon''':[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0459.html "AAAAAH!]] Goddamn it! I forgot how much pain tends to hurt!"
** Even better, since Xykon has been a ''major'' SmugSnake, and it's good to see someone finally giving him a beating.
* Haley watches as Roy's corpse falls into a newly-formed rift, and opts [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0477.html to fire an arrow at him to keep him from being lost forever]]... said arrow [[GroinAttack hits his groin]].
-->'''Haley''': [[{{Beat}} ...]]I'm sure Durkon can fix that, too.
[[folder:''Don't Split the Party'']]
* The angelic review of Roy, culminating in a graph showing Belkar's evil, measured ''[[HiroshimaAsAUnitOfMeasure in kiloNazis]]'' (first recorded use of that).
* Followed by the ultimate TakeThat [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0490.html by Roy]].
-->'''Roy:''' In lieu of Paradise, can I just get a picture of the exact expression on his face?
* Roy is taken on a tour of Paradise [[spoiler: after his death]]. It's not quite what he was expecting.
-->'''Roy:''' So... I could have all the one-night-stands I want, but I'd have to have them at my mom's house? Are you '''trying''' to make people feel guilty about sex?\\
'''Roy's Archon:''' Actually, yes. We've found that our Lawful patrons generally expect it that way.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0497.html "Evil adventuring party." "It happens. C'mon, I'll take you fishing."]] The most hilarious part is how blasé everyone is about killing an adventuring party in the living room.
* Elan realizes the trolls are too stupid to get his puns.
-->'''Elan:''' Uh oh. I may need to dumb down my puns.\\
'''Hinjo:''' The gods help us all.
* Most of Belkar's stuff on [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0515.html "A Momentary Experience"]], but the wights in the second panel deserve a mention:
-->'''Wight 1:''' Did--did that halfling just hit me in the face with a pineapple??\\
'''Wight 2:''' I think he did. Also, I think no one has ever asked that exact question in the history of civilization, so bonus points there.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0520.html The TRUE power in Azure City.]].
* Tsuski and her minion have no idea where the party went, [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0522.html despite the giant "secret door" symbol on an obvious door]]. Before that, Belkar thank her for flying, offering all males a nice PantyShot (or better/worse, if she were GoingCommando).
-->'''Belkar:''' On behalf of all the men in the city, thank you for wearing a short skirt while flying. [[ADateWithRosiePalms You've given me a lot to think about. Heh.]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0524.html "Yeah... kick that string's ass, Mr. Scruffy."]]
* "Supreme Leader, I have that [[LampshadeHanging lampshade]] you requested."
-->'''Redcloak:''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0546.html Just hang it anywhere.]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0549.html "Hello? Mommy?"]]
* "[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0551.html Slow and Steady My Ass!]]" Look at the turtle. And in the next strip, "At Least The Turtle Escaped On His Own" as well as the grammar lessons.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0560.html The]] [[Literature/TheOdyssey Island]] of ComicBook/{{Cyclops}}.
* Roy's ghost trying to get the Oracle's attention... with ''D&D-themed [[YourMom yo mama jokes]]''.
-->'''Roy:''' Yo mama's so fat, they use a grapefruit for her miniature.\\
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even see her feats.\\
Yo mama's so fat, her Speed is listed as "Hell no!"
* Made even better when the Oracle casually reveals that he has been able to hear Roy the entire time by commenting on ''Roy's'' mom.
* After Belkar sets off his Mark of Justice:
-->'''The Giant Illusory Head of Lord Shojo:''' [[CaptainObvious Hello, this is the giant illusory head of Lord Shojo speaking.]] If you're seeing this implanted message, you have violated the terms of your Greater Mark of Justice because you inflicted lethal damage within the bounds of a city, town, or village, strayed more than one mile from Roy, or cheesed Roy off enough for him to say the magic command word.\\
'''Roy's ghost:''' Well, I guess I can finally stop worrying about accidentally saying the word "squiddleydoodlefluffer" in casual conversation.\\
'''The Giant Illusory Head of Lord Shojo:''' The designated curse will now take effect. Sucks to be you, I guess.
* The [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0568.html billboard]] for the town that was built by the Oracle: "Lickmyorangeballshalfling".
-->No, seriously, give 'em a good once-over!
* When Roy returns to FluffyCloudHeaven, his father is [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0572.html griping about 1st Edition Dungeons & Dragons rules]] while Roy's Archon [=DMs=].
-->'''Eugene:''' Good, then you can tell me what page it says you don't die til -10 HP.
-->'''Roy's Archon:''' I already told you, in this edition, that's an optional rule that we're not using! You're dead at 0 hp!
-->'''Eugene:''' Well, that's a stupid rule and they should change it!
-->'''Roy's Archon:''' They did!
* Durkon [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0561.html doesn't approve of]] [[CargoCult Banjoists or Gigglesists]].
-->'''Durkon:''' But...but thar na real gods! Thar puppets! Cannae ya see tha thar just puppets?!?\\
'''Elan:''' The only way to settle this dispute between two gods is with a pie-eating contest!\\
'''Orcs:''' '''hooray!'''\\
'''Durkon:''' PUPPETS CANNAE EVEN '''EAT''' PIE!!!
* Elan is trying to have a secret meeting with Therkla, only to get interrupted by Qarr, and then by ''[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0583.html talking trees]]''
-->'''Elan:''' Oh man, [[TheCuckoolanderWasRight Durkon is right!]] [[BrickJoke The trees ARE after us!]]\\
'''Durkon-as-a-bush:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint See? Tha's wha I been tryin' to say all along!]]
* [[PregnantBadass Kazumi Kato]], in the middle of her [[MamaBear psychotic pregnant rage]], encounters a ninja who begs for his life, as he has children too. Her response?
-->'''Kazumi:''' Oh yeah? Did you go through six months of hemorrhoids to get them? Turn around and I'll show you exactly what that feels like.
:: Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
-->'''Kazumi:''' Who cares how many people I have to kill? I can just make MORE in my TUMMY!
* The GroinAttack UnsoundEffect in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0586.html 586]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0588.html "Sit on me head."]]
-->'''Hinjo:''' ...[[FlatWhat What?]]\\
'''Durkon:''' Sit on me head.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0588.html The reason Argent has a silvered bite.]]
-->'''Lord Shojo:''' Look, I'm sorry he needs his teeth filled, but it's not my fault! You said it was OK to feed him table scraps when you were gone!\\
'''Hinjo:''' A 20-lb. tub of strawberry frosting does not qualify as a "table scrap"!\\
'''Lord Shojo:''' Then you obviously haven't been eating at the right tables!
* Elan [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0596.html finally grasps sarcasm.]]
* "A word of advice: If you're going to do business with criminals, don't pick a nickname based on any body part you can't afford to lose. *sigh* I shoulda listened to Appendix Steve when he tried to warn me."
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0615.html "My mouth feels like a cool mountain spring!" "My last breath... is also my mintiest...."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0618.html "Let's not be hasty"]]. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
* In [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0624.html "This Happens to Telemarketers All the Time"]], Vaarsuvius shows us their various takes on the classic ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' "Bigby's Hand" spells, culminating in [[FlippingTheBird Bugsby's Expressive Single Digit]].
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0635.html The choir of pedophiles.]]
** The fact that their faux-Latin is a perfect syllabic match to "One-Winged Angel".
* Haley acquires the necessary diamond to [[spoiler:resurrect Roy by stealing it [[NoFourthWall from the cast page]]]]. After that, the [[spoiler:cast page is revised so that Haley is now holding a card saying "I.O.Me One big-ass diamond" instead]].
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0671.html Haley dismisses Celia.]]
[[folder:''Blood Runs in the Family'']]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0673.html "12 silvers and some pieces of string is sort of a waste of my talents.]]
-->'''Belkar:''' Mr. Scruffy calls dibs on the string!
-->'''Elan:''' Awww, man!
* Belkar is saturated with spice. A giant worm is attracted to spice. Roy seems to have played Minecraft.
-->'''Roy:''' If we dangle him in front of what passes for its nose, it will move forward to find the source of the smell...
-->'''Durkon:''' An' carry us wit' it!
-->'''Haley:''' Like a donkey with a carrot!
-->'''Belkar:''' Wait just a goddamn minute! Hasn't anyone considered how I might feel about this? About the danger this puts me in? Hasn't anyone weight whether or not it's ethically acceptable to use me like- [[MoodWhiplash Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!]] Oh, gods, I almost got through that with a straight face. Heh heh, man. OK, dangle away.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0682.html "I'll nay let ye corrupt this fine town, ye date-bearing bitch!"]]
* When the Order's first lead on Girard's Gate turns out to be a false lead, Vaarsuvius plans on leaving a message in case Girard scrys the area. To help, Elan writes into the sand 'HELP! THERE'S A EPIC SORESIRER LITCH COMMING 2 TAKE YOU'RE GATE!!1! LUV, ELAN"
-->'''Roy:''' ...So, are you planning on--\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' There will be a proofing stage, yes.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0698.html "Stopping for Direction"]]:
-->'''Belkar:''' Fine, but don't say I don't ever make sacrifices for the team.\\
'''Roy:''' You don't ever make sacrifices for the team.\\
'''Belkar:''' ...True.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0706.html "Dancing Knights!"]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0714.html "This Whole Time, He'd Thought of It as the Snack That Got Away"]]:
** '''"Puns are for girls."'''
** From the same one:
--->'''Gannji:''' Get your blue ass up.\\
'''Enor:''' But the elf said to sit on my hands.\\
'''Gannji:''' You don't have hands, you moron! You have '''claws'''!\\
'''Enor:''' Oh yeah.\\
'''Gannji:''' For the record, you'll also be safe if it tells you to sit on your brain.
** To make three -- Blackwing dramatically enters the scene as Gannji and Enor are about to run off with having captured Haley and Vaarsuvius.
--->'''Blackwing:''' STOP!\\
'''Blackwing:''' Before you take my wizard away, I just have one question.\\
''[turns to the prostrate Vaarsuvius]'' [[MoodWhiplash So you're saying that]] [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0178.html purple lizard]] was '''you'''?\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' [=*sigh*=]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0723.html #723]]:
** "Heredity is a cruel mistress."
** Most of Tarquin and Elan's first meeting, especially on Tarquin's end -- given that this is an evil overlord acting just as much like a giddy ten-year-old as Elan does. In addition to the above line, when Tarquin and Elan are gushing about how awesome the DramaticReveal was, Malack and V are wearing matching "you have got to be kidding me: another one?" scowls. In the next strip -- which is even better if you imagine them with long-suffering sighs.
--->'''Malack:''' Is yours always like this?\\
'''V:''' Yes. Yours?\\
'''Malack:''' Sadly.
** And it goes on -- from Elan and Tarquin shouting "hooray!" in unison when Haley agrees to stay, to the two of them being giddy over having juggling clowns (which juggle tinier clowns) at their festival. It's funny then, and given what we learn about Tarquin later it's even funnier in retrospect.
* The GilliganCut between Tarquin's conquest and Tarquin running for his life with a young Nale (blowing a raspberry) in tow.
* And now there're two, back-to-back:
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0724.html "Because I'm holding a THERMAL DETONATOR!"]] and [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0725.html I wonder what Nale inherited from his mother?]]
** "...That's a can of tomato soup." "I know, I was just trying to keep the theme going. We'll take the eight [thousand gold]."
** And from the second one, Thog's face in the flashback scene of Nale and Tarquin's fight.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0726.html Dinosaur rides are the perfect solution to any ethical quandary.]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0727.html "YOU DID!"]]
* Elan's ImagineSpot when he really wants Roy to meet his Dad.
-->'''Tarquin:''' Since Roy's father is dead, I've decided to legally adopt him! Now you're for-real brothers!\\
'''Roy and Elan:''' Hooray!\\
'''Tarquin:''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0739.html Also you both get puppies.]]
* Durkon wishes there was a way to keep in touch with fellow cleric Malack. [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0739.html Fortunately, Malack has such a thing.]]
-->'''''[[Website/{{Facebook}} macebook]]:''' Macebook helps you connect and share with the clerics in your life. Add Durkon Thundershield as a friend? Durkon will have to confirm that you are friends.''
** See the activity feed...
-->'''Kotor, Paladin of Marduk''' is smackin' dragons, yo.\\
'''Kotor, Paladin of Marduk''' has updated his location.\\
'''Nyr-Atul, Priest of Tiamat''' has updated his location.\\
'''Kotor, Paladin of Marduk''' joined the group Need a Rez.
* This exchange:
-->'''Durkon:''' Lass! Dinnae ye think ye've drank enough?!?
-->'''Haley:''' Depends. Am I drunk enough yet that later, I won't remember getting out-logicked by Elan?
-->'''Durkon:''' Och! Na. Ye'll need '''at least''' two more pints for that.
-->'''Elan:''' I'll go order another round.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0753.html "Caress, caress, caress, caress my lithe supple body!"]]
* The Empress of Blood flying despite an enormous round and bloated body, and disproportionately small wings.
-->'''Empress:''' I am here! I am your ruler! Look at me! I am cool, but I am also very warm! Woooo!\\
'''Elan:''' She can FLY???\\
'''Tarquin:''' Quite the stumper, isn't it?\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' I should avoid casting any spells tonight, if only to give the laws of physics time to cry alone in the corner.\\
'''Empress:''' If anyone needs me, I will be up here on my throne, '''being awesome'''!
* There's a certain sadistic hilarity to Tarquin's irritation when his plan to impress Elan goes wrong. Said plan involved Elan's name being set up in gigantic flaming letters on the mountainside, which does impress Elan until Tarquin [[MoralEventHorizon reveals that the letters are made of escaped slaves being burned at the stake]]. While Elan continues to stare in horror, Tarquin grumbles to himself, "Crap, the three prisoners at the bottom of the E burned out early. Now it looks like I just [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flan really like custard]]."
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0761.html Elan and Tarquin's duel]] is possibly the largest HurricaneOfPuns in the series.
* The ''glorious'' hurricane of GenreSavvy and {{Shout Out}}s in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0763.html "Plotting Something"]].
-->'''Tarquin:''' But the way these things go, you'll probably end up losing a [[Franchise/StarWars hand or eye or something]].\\
'''Elan:''' Oh, right. Like, [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender a big burn on the side of my face]], at the very least.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0765.html "Beneath our love... Can't we just stick with beds?"]]
* As it turns out, "preparation" is [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0766.html a virtue in the Empire of Blood's guard staff]].
* In order to sneak into the Empire of Blood's prison Haley drinks a Potion of Glibness, which boosts her already high Bluff skill to such a high level she can effortlessly convince anyone of anything, no matter how ridiculous:
-->'''Haley:''' You don't hear or see us.\\
'''1st Guard:''' Huh. Must be a trick of the light.\\
'''Haley:''' [[JediMindTrick You actually don't work here anymore.]]\\
'''2nd Guard:''' Crap! How am I gonna pay my mortgage?!\\
'''Haley:''' [[BlatantLies You're actually a yellow-footed rock wallaby.]]\\
'''3rd Guard:''' Screw this guard stuff then, I'm gonna go find a wizard to polymorph me back. ''[hops off]''\\
'''4th Guard:''' INTRUDERS!\\
'''Haley:''' [[LittleNo Nope.]]\\
'''4th Guard:''' [[VerbalBackspace FALSE ALARM!]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0769.html When Haley introduces her father to Roy,]] and [[EntertaininglyWrong Ian Starshine deduces what is happening.]]
-->'''Roy:''' Actually, your daughter works for me, Mr. Starshine, not the other way around. I'm the leader of the Order of the Stick.\\
'''Ian:''' Oh, I see. ''[sotto voce, to Haley]'' Good work, Kitten. Always let the stuffed shirts think they're in charge. This way, you can subtly manipulate them into doing what you need without them realizing that you arranged it all from the shadows.\\
'''Haley:''' No, Dad--\\
'''Roy:''' And for that matter, we didn't come here to rescue you. We're here in this region on a totally unrelated mission. It's just sheer coincidence that we happened to get thrown in the same cell block as you.\\
'''Ian:''' ''[sotto voce, to Haley]'' Wow. You've gotten good at this.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0771.html "Okay, yes, but it was consensual every time, sir!"]]
-->'''Geoff:''' Make peace with your god.\\
'''Elan:''' I can't! He's in my pocket!
* Shortly after, when [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0773.html Haley tells Roy to bust her father out when he escapes.]]
-->'''Roy:''' ...OK. Yeah, OK, I'll do it. You're his daughter. I guess at his age, you have a right to determine where he lives for his own good. It's sort of like putting him in a nursing home, only you're taking him AWAY from the abusive staff and daily loss of human dignity.
* Belkar [[ItMakesSenseInContext threatening to cut a goat's nipples off if it gives cows milk to Mr. Scruffy.]]
* Two gladiators and a guard getting eaten by an ''Allosaurus''.
-->'''Elan:''' Hold on, [[StickFigureComic are we even sure we HAVE thumbs?!]]
* Mr. Scruffy attempting to save his master... [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0780.html and suceeding]].
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0784.html #784]]: When the Allosaurus is freed, everyone has looks of shock and/or astonishment on their faces. Except for Vaarsuvius, who looks mildly concerned.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0787.html "No Time for Losers"]]:
** After a few comics building up the gladiatorial champion of the Empire of Blood, we finally get to see who it is. It's the Music/{{Queen}} reference that really sells it.
** And Roy's reaction is priceless. He goes from not wanting to even fight to this:
--->'''Roy:''' Give me the sword. Then run.
* And then the ''actual'' fight, next comic...
-->'''[[spoiler:Thog: thog says, "fudge the police!"''']]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0789.html "Also, His Popularity Has Waned"]]:
** Panel 1:
--->'''Elan:''' Uh, Dad? [[INeedToGoIronMyDog Haley and I need to go... uh...have sex.]]\\
'''Tarquin:''' Well, you'll miss the big fight, but you do what you need to do.\\
'''Haley:''' Come on, V. And bring the cat, just in case.\\
'''Tarquin:''' [[HeadTiltinglyKinky ...Huh.]]
** [[ParodyRetcon "Parody is protected speech."]]
* Elan effectively ''weaponizes'' his ContractualGenreBlindness. Elan expresses surprise that Nale is alive. Nale points out that [[NeverFoundTheBody a villain "dying" off-panel]] means they're certain to come back. Elan replies that of course [[GenreSavvy he knows that]], but the trope requires [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat the hero to believe the villain is dead]] for it to work:
-->'''Nale:''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0793.html I'm giving myself a migraine trying to understand the amount of willful ignorance that requires!]]
-->'''Elan:''' First blood: ELAN!
** It's Elan's incredibly smug expression that makes it work. The fact that for once he managed to out-smug ''Nale'' is the icing on the cake.
* Two for Vaarsuvius [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0800.html in the same strip:]]
-->'''V:''' I may be in error, but I believe the appropriate proclamation is, "Sneak Attack, bitch."\\\
'''V:''' By all means, feel free to attempt to murder your own ally. I believe he just ceased his struggles against my mental commands to shoot you.[[note]]Note the kobold's eyebrows at that point and shifted to "angry".[[/note]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0801.html "Bound to Happen"]]: Look closely at the next-to-last panel: He's handing her a sword. Go Elan!
-->'''Elan:''' Wow, this whole "identical twin" thing has never worked out in my favor before!
* "[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0805.html Celestial tree sloth attack!!]]"
-->'''Sabine:''' Ahhhh! It's ''hanging'' on me! Get it off! Get it off!!\\
'''Nale:''' He's getting away! Ignore it, it's just an illusion.\\
'''Sabine:''' How do you know?\\
'''Nale:''' You mean '''[[DeadpanSnarker besides]]''' [[DeadpanSnarker the phrase "Celestial tree sloth attack?"]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0806.html "Holy Enunciation"]]:
** Durkon, noticing Elan being dropped a considerable height by Sabine, prepares to cast "Cleric's Feather Fall", more commonly known as "Heal".
** Not to mention how he can't cast a spell because his god and his helpers can't make out his accent.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0809.html "Except Maybe the Undead"]]
-->'''Roy:''' I guess the question is, where is Vaarsuvius now if not out here?\\
'''Blackwing:''' Banished to another plane. Also, Elan took Haley to the palace to warn Durkon.\\
'''Belkar:''' ''[slightly freaked out]'' Who said that?\\
'''Roy:''' That bird. I think it's the one who's been on V's shoulder these past two weeks.\\
'''Belkar:''' It can talk?\\
'''Roy:''' No, probably not. I think it's some sort of magical message that was triggered when I asked were V was, like a Magic Mouth spell. Those were V's words, just coming out of the bird's beak.\\
'''Blackwing:''' You are both ignorant cretins.\\
'''Roy:''' See?\\
'''Belkar:''' Yeah, I guess you're right.
* The last 2 panels of [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0812.html 812]]. The title is "And Yet, the Canned Meat Merchant Still Gets Through"
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0816.html Tarquin is quite understanding that Elan has to run off]].
-->'''Tarquin:''' Think nothing of it, Elan. We've all had that one adventure that suddenly turned into a race.\\
'''Adventurer:''' ''[in flashback]'' If Tarquin and his party get their hands on the Lost Treasure of Sdigiji, they'll have enough money to raise an army of ten thousand men! For the sake of everyone on the continent, '''we cannot fail!'''\\
'''Tarquin:''' ''[present]'' Spoiler alert: They failed.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0817.html From "General Assistance", when Tarquin gives Elan a flying carpet:]]
-->'''Tarquin:''' At any rate, I'm happy to put at your disposal any or all of the resources of my kingdom.\\
'''Elan:''' ''[looking at carpet]'' How do you control it?\\
'''Tarquin:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Fear and intimidation, mostly, though]] [[IControlMyMinionsThrough a little torture here and there helps.]]\\
''[Elan looks at Tarquin, horrified]''\\
'''Tarquin:''' Or did you mean the carpet? Just pull on one of the tassels.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0819.html Three ingredients]]: One GenreSavvy dictator, one egotistical, invisible idiot, and a Ring of True Seeing, and you have the recipe for a pointed "Gotcha" glare and a massive and hilarious OhCrap.
* Tarquin knew the entire time that there was a drow spy in his court disguised as a high elf, but didn't realize he [[spoiler:worked for Nale]]. He assumed the dark elf hierarchy was scouting him for an alliance... so he sent them fruit baskets. Just the idea of the drow's reaction to a bunch of random fruit baskets showing up on their doorstep is hilarious.
* And two strips later, Nale complaining that his dad's GenreSavvy didn't work in regards to Elan:
-->'''Nale:''' Sure. ''You're'' the one who taught me that bards are ''underpowered.''\\
'''Tarquin:''' They are! [[GenreSavvy With their mastery of the narrative structure]], they ''should'' be ruling the entire cosmos by now!
* At the end of [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0821.html "Raiders of the Lost Plot Arc"]], Tarquin makes a dramatic statement.
-->'''Tarquin:''' ...Well?\\
'''Nale:''' I'm not saying, "Dunh dunh DUNH!" for you.\\
'''Tarquin:''' That is not how I raised you, young man!
* Nale has created a new Linear Guild, but still needs a [[LizardFolk kobold...]]
-->'''[[BeleagueredBureaucrat Chancellor Kilkil:]]''' ...Why are you all looking at me like that?
* In an example of BlackComedy, [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0825.html Redcloak hires some "interior decorators" for the resistance base]]:
-->'''Redcloak:''' By which I mean they'll mostly be decorating with your interiors.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0832.html "Loose Ends"]]:
** Another example of BlackComedy from our favorite goblin, there's his nonchalant admission to [[spoiler:killing Tsukiko]]. What really sells it is how confused he looks at everyone else's shocked reactions.
--->'''Xykon:''' OK, then, let's cast off, ye evil mateys! Where's what's-her-name, the chick with the pigtails?\\
'''Jirix:''' Tsukiko? She was here when the sewer team reported in...\\
'''Xykon:''' Anyone seen her since?\\
'''Jirix:''' No.\\
'''Monster in the Darkness:''' No.\\
'''Redcloak:''' Not since I brutally murdered her ten minutes ago, no.\\
''[next panel]''\\
'''Redcloak:''' What? Does that count? I guess that counts.
** That whole page is a good example of the classic Team Evil comedy we've come to love (especially the Demon-Roach comments in panels 4 and 8).
--->'''Xykon:''' Hmmm, don't think this change of heart means I'm letting you grow your eye back.\\
'''Redcloak:''' It never crossed my mind.\\
'''Xykon:''' Good! I like you this way. It's like we have a grumpy pirate on the team.\\
'''Demon-Roach:''' And thus began the Legend of Arrrghcloak!
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0835.html Belkar's revenge on Yukyuk for hurting Mr. Scruffy.]] Also the fact that V and Belkar seem to be totally in sync with each other for it.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0837.html The Order makes it to the Windy Canyon!]]
-->'''Roy:''' So, let's see... divinations aren't working and flight is being blocked by the wind, which we can't fix in any way. Do any of you have any magic that will actually HELP us find Girard ''at all?''\\
''[next panel]''\\
'''Elan:''' ''[singing]'' Search, search, search, search the canyon for Girard's Gate!
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0838.html "Either Way, Really"]]:
** The conversation between Roy and Haley in the last three panels. Now, bear in mind the page's title while reading that.
** There's also V and Durkon's list of the ways human senses are inferior to the other player races.
* The Order is trying to find Girard's gate, but [[spoiler:the Draketooths are dead and unwilling to be resurrected by a Lawful Good person]]. So they try to use Speak With Dead [[spoiler:on one of the Draketooths]] to find out where the gate is. The problem is, the spell allows the use of LiteralGenie for [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0845.html answers]].
-->'''Roy:''' Where in Windy Canyon is Girard's Gate?\\
'''Corpse:''' Around... the rift...\\
'''Roy:''' OK, then, where is Girard's rift?\\
'''Corpse:''' It lay... between... Girard's... buttcheeks.\\
'''Elan:''' The tragic loss to the field of ass comedy diminishes us all.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0852.html "Under the Helmet"]]: Roy figures out that [[spoiler:the Thog they're fighting isn't Thog]] and tries to take off the enemy's helmet; only to find a person ''wearing a mask with the word'' '''''NOPE!''''' ''printed on it.''
-->'''[[spoiler:Tarquin]]:''' Totally worth wearing a mask under my helmet for two days.\\
'''Elan:''' Oh man! I should have known knowing something would never work out!
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0860.html "It's not a bug, it's a feature."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0862.html "Pop Goes Pop"]]:
** Tarquin's non sequitur about why he knows Drow sign language.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0863.html "Looking for Regroup"]]:
** The medication Tarquin calls "cleric-in-a-can".
** Even better is label, which looks just like one you'd see on any sort of medicine.
--->'''Drug Facts'''\\
'''Active Ingredient:''' [[AWizardDidIt Magic]] 71%\\
'''Inactive Ingredients''': Petroleum jelly, glycerin, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick heart of a virgin collected on his/her wedding night]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking fragrance.]]
** Also, Roy trying to explain why he didn't let Elan join in the fight.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0864.html "Bet It Would Get Funded on Kickstarter"]]:
** Elan ''insisting'' on turning the strip into a RecapEpisode [[BreakingTheFourthWall because of]] the three-month delay caused by [[RealLifeWritesThePlot the Giant's hand injury]], only to ultimately lose track of what he was saying and going into a story about a thumb knight fighting glass (basically the cause of said injury).
** Belkar, who's just had his hearing restored, begging Durkon to re-deafen him so he doesn't have to listen.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0869.html "Lesson Fail"]]:
** Belkar's encounter with Malack starts with him surprised that he ran into him instead of Vaarsuvius.
--->'''Belkar:''' What the--? You're not an elf at all!\\
'''Malack:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Nor have I ever been mistaken for one.]]
** This is followed by Belkar trying to kill Malack... and getting completely [[CurbStompBattle curbstomped]].
** Belkar leaps at Malack; Malack casts ''Hold Person'' while Belkar is still mid-air; then the paralyzed Belkar falls on Malack with a "bonk!"
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0871.html "Just a Couple of Blooddrinkers"]]:
** During Durkon's confrontation with Malack, he expresses shock over the reveal that Malack [[spoiler:is a vampire]], leading to this little exchange.
--->'''Malack:''' Frankly, I assumed my lack of body heat would have given it away before this point.\\
'''Durkon:''' I just thought yer cold 'cause reptiles're coldblooded.\\
'''Malack:''' Actually, when active, exothermic organisms like reptiles have comparable body temperatures to--\\
** When Malack casts ''Poison'' on Durkon, he smirks and says it tastes like "my mum's crabapple cobbler". (Dwarves have a high resistance to poison.)
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0882.html "It's a Boy!"]]:
** Tarquin [[spoiler:treating the newly vampirized Durkon like a newborn baby.]]
** And purposefully ComicallyMissingThePoint at Nale's insult so he can turn it back on Nale.
** Immediately followed by Kilkil suddenly remembering to tell Tarquin that his "Father of the Year" plaque came in the mail.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0883.html "Fiend Swap"]]:
** Nale describing Sabine as a "tireless champion of evil", only for a cutaway scene showing her lying on a couch in the lower planes watching TV and channel-surfing.
** Tarquin tells Nale he's leaving him in charge of finishing off the Order... at which point Nale reminds him he's ''already'' in charge.
--->'''Tarquin:''' [[DragonInChief Oh, right.]]
* Qarr completely failing against the combined forces of V and Blackwing's logic. Especially at the end.
-->'''Blackwing:''' He's not stopping us from going up [the tunnel they fell down].\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' Sir Greenhilt must have descended into the pyramid.\\
'''Qarr:''' Oh, come ON! Now you're just guessing!
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0885.html Ah crap, not this guy again.]]
* It may be [[spoiler:just an illusion]] but the [[AdiposeRex Empress of Blood]] as a bridesmaid is hilarious. And Minister Malack in a black pope hat.
* While #889 is a tearjerking and awesome moment for Elan, he still manages to offer a bit of levity at the end, providing a genre savvy lampshade like a good bard should.
* Elan's Song of Freedom. He turns into a country music star. Seriously.
-->'''Belkar:''' My gods... it's true... I ''am'' being punished for a lifetime of bad deeds -- I have to listen to ''country music!''
* When Roy asks Elan to use any song that boosts saving throws, congratulates him on doing a good job as a bard and apologizes for snapping at him, [[CassandraTruth Elan's reaction is to think that they are still in the fantasy.]]
-->'''Elan:''' [[Film/{{Inception}} Triple fantasy! TRIPLE FANTASY!!]]
* How does Nale realize he's in a fantasy?
-->'''Nale:''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0892.html Hold on, I've been describing my evil scheme for over an hour and you're]] '''[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0892.html still]]''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0892.html tied up?]]
* And after Nale triggers a trap (but survives it):
-->'''Nale:''' Whoa! Did you see that? \\
'''Malack:''' Yes.\\
'''Nale:''' Before or after I triggered it ?\\
'''Malack:''' ...
* The Linear Guild discovering that Girard's Gate is in another pyramid. [[YourPrincessIsInAnotherCastle Because Girard and his family have a huge stone saying so in the innermost chamber.]] [[spoiler:It was actually the gate.]]
* One of the best anti-climaxes in the story of this webcomic. [[spoiler:Xykon arrives at Girard's pyramid, fulfilling the Oracle's prophecy... and the pyramid explodes five seconds later.]]
* A blink-and-you'll-miss it gag in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0900.html #900]], which serves as a TakeThat to ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull'': a demon-roach dressed in a fedora carrying a whip survives the Gate explosion by hiding inside a tiny refrigerator.
** It's also kind of a TakeThatUs since The Order just survived the explosion by hiding in a coffin. The Roach is an acknowledgement of the source material.
* [[spoiler:Vampire Thrall Durkon]] asking Malack if they should go looking for the second pyramid (after the hidden gate in the first was blown up). Malack: "No."
* Roy is forced to fight with Haley's bow, and does pretty well up until he runs into a problem; [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0904.html Where does Haley keep her arrows?]]
-->'''Belkar:''' Geez, what is it with that guy and needing to figure out all the fiddly little details?\\
'''Haley:''' I know, right? It's called, "[[WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief Suspension of Disbelief]]," Roy!
* Nale and his Drow ally try to recruit the now free-willed [[spoiler: Vampire Durkon]] in the Linear Guild. His response?
-->'''[[spoiler:Durkon]]:''' Aye... mebbe I haf changed. But tha two o' ye're still tha same old dicks!
:: He promptly cracks them both in the head with a single swing.
* Pity about NoCureForEvil, [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0908.html eh, Durkon?]]
-->"...I also haf potions."
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0911.html Tarquin's giant army... is there for dramatic tension, and they are specially trained for ominous, plot-critical reveals.]]
-->'''Random Soldier:''' General Tarquin has been in control of the empire ''the whole time''!\\
'''Tarquin:''' Yes, yes, we did that one already.
* "Don't worry. You'll protect me."
* Tarquin announcing his test to Haley is really funny, in a BlackComedy sort of way.
-->'''Tarquin:''' Now that I know you come from [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain such lowly stock,]] I need to make sure you're worthy of dating Elan. A father can't be too careful. He is [[spoiler:my only son]], you know.\\
'''Haley:''' [[OffingtheOffspring Starting]] ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext two minutes ago!]]''\\
'''Tarquin:''' Right, which is why I need to be more careful going forward. Try to keep up.
* Tarquin decides to kill Roy and the others so Elan can be the sole hero. While about to be hit by a rain of arrows, Belkar says this gem to Roy.
-->'''Belkar:''' Can't we go back to dealing with ''your'' daddy issues?
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0918.html #918]] is full of 'em. [[spoiler:From Sabine being punished for breaking the TV with cleaning duty, to Elan rubbing the fact that he's in a support role in his father's face, to the ''souls of the Empire's mooks piling up in Lee's inbox'', what's not to love?]]
-->'''Elan:''' ''[singing]'' Rub, rub, rub, rub my father's face in my uselessness!
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0921.html #921]]:
** V [[CurbStompBattle casually disposes]] of a squadron of pterodactyl riders, cutting off Haley's battle plan for dealing with them.
--->'''Haley:''' Oh, right. Wizard.\\
'''Blackwing:''' And THAT'S what you get for oppressing my clade brothers and sisters! BAM!
** Tarquin's interactions with his other two teammates, who have even less respect for his narrative-structure views on things than Malack did. Laurin even calls him out on his parenting and Miron says that he's really not seeing the profit in Tarquin's current actions. Both admit they're not helping his army because they see that as enabling him.
** "Oh, that reminds me: The Weeping King loves that [[BuffySpeak splashy butt-washing thing]] she installed for him."
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0922.html #922]]: Belkar tames an ''[[AndroclesLion Allosaurus]]'', and then sics it on Tarquin's soldiers!
-->'''Belkar: BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA'''\\
'''Flee! Flee before me, worms!!'''\\
'''Roy:''' OK, now I know we're doomed. [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Belkar is acting like a]] ''[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness ranger]]''.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0930.html The Order is fighting Team Tarquin]]. They've had a couple {{Hope Spot}}s, but now it seems like all is lost. Tarquin refuses to listen to Elan. What happens? Elan's [[UnspokenPlanGuarantee plan from before they even found the pyramid comes back]], in the form of [[spoiler:Julio Scoundrel and the airship Mechane]].
-->'''Elan:''' ''[to a confused Roy]'' Don't look at me like that, there were like a '''ton''' of hints on this one.
* It's rather hilarious that Elan's plan hinged on the Order [[spoiler:somehow screwing up protecting the Gate and blowing it up just like the other two Gates they tried to protect.]] Roy admits that Elan had a point. Roy also tells Elan to stop retroactively justifying his plot twists.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0932.html "His Number One Fan"]]:
** Durkon in [[spoiler:bat form]] (Panel 6). Still has his beard!
** In the same page, Julio Scoundrel makes 3 ''carpet-related'' puns in one strip. Witness the power of a Dashing Swordsman!
** Blackwing telling a polymorphed Bloodfeast how much of a fan he is of his work.
* When Laurin stops V from disposing of Tarquin.
-->'''Blackwing:''' Ooooooo! Caster fight! Caster fight!\\
'''Varsuvius:''' Shush.\\
'''Blackwing:''' [-caster fight!-]
:: The title of the next strip ''is'' "Caster Fight".
* V's arsenal during the aforementioned fight includes ''Forcecage'', ''Cone of Cold'', ''Dimensional Anchor'', ''Resilient Sphere'', and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Bird to the Face]].
-->'''Blackwing:''' Also, I totally snagged a bauble!
:: V's firm insistance that V did ''not'' order hir familiar to do that.
-->'''Varsuvius:''' I assure you my companion's decisions are reflective of nothing -- least of all rational planning.
* The final panel of [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0936.html #936]] is tragically hilarious.
-->[[spoiler:'''Tarquin''']]: '''THIS IS A TERRIBLE ENDING!!!'''
* A hat-trick of funny moments in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0937.html #937]]:
** This exchange between Blackwing and V:
--->'''Blackwing:''' [[MinorInjuryOverreaction If I don't make it... bury me with my shiny!]]\\
'''Varsuvius:''' You are not injured. You have a slight smudge of dirt on three of your feathers.\\
'''Blackwing:''' [[LargeHam LO, THE ICY TALONS OF DEATH APPROACH!!]]\\
'''Varsuvius:''' ''*sigh*''
** Then it's revealed that, yes, Julio is Advertising/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld.
--->''"I don't always take damage, but when I do, I drink a potion."''
** Finally, according to Julio, the ''Mechane'' will always get you were you need to go just in the nick of time -- but no sooner.
--->'''Dentist:''' Mr. Scoundrél! We were just about to cancel your root canal!\\
'''Julio:''' ''[swinging in through the window]'' [[{{Pun}} I guess I've got some nerve causing a commotion!]]
* "Order of the Stick: Order Stickier"? Try again, Elan.
* Belkar's fears of [[spoiler:Vampire Durkon]] in #939. You get the feeling he's just being contrary because [[spoiler:with a vampire on the team, his position as TokenEvilTeammate is being threatened.]] And his comment about him now being a {{hipster}} because he gave blood before it was cool.
* Ian Starshine finally warming up to Elan:
-->'''Ian:''' Maybe you're '''not''' a diabolical sleeper agent out to infiltrate my family and destroy everything I've worked for.\\
'''Elan:''' Truly, that's all any man can hope to hear from his girlfriend's father.
* The major BrickJoke about the shop keeper from #136 that's revealed in #942. Turns out he's Haley's cousin.
* In #943:
** Julio Scoundrél decides to leave the ship in Elan's hands for his adventure, while he takes a holiday away, which Elan reads about in a letter. Turns out Julio is right behind him, doing the voiceover through a can. [[LargeHam Elan goes with it anyway.]] Made even funnier when you realize that Elan was upset about Julio leaving without him saying goodbye-the overwrought "Farewell dear Captain" is him rectifying that while still playing along!
** Another BrickJoke -- Haley reveals that she was only kidding when she acted like she didn't remember Blackwing, just to "bust V's chops", which Blackwing congratulates her on. Elan, on the other hand, seems to honestly not recognize him.
--->'''Elan:''' Wow! A talking bird!\\
'''Blackwing:''' So is he also just--\\
'''Haley:''' Probably not, no.
** This is immediately followed by him turning to something [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny completely unrelated]] without skipping a beat.
[[folder:Current Storyline]]
* [[spoiler:The High Priest of Hel]]'s reaction to [[TastesLikeDiabetes Durkon's childhood]].
-->"If I wasn't [[spoiler:made of negative energy]], I would ''yarf''."
* Elan taking his role as a healer seriously, resulting in [[ConsultingMisterPuppet asking Banjo whether or not to heal]], and telling the random crewman he's healing that he has so much to live for, since he's [[LampshadeHanging only been in three pages so far]]. And when Elan leans in to heal him, he accidentally stabs the crewmember in the chest with Banjo's scalpel. Not to mention the fact that Banjo (a hand puppet, mind you) actually ''has'' a tiny labcoat, surgical mask, otolaryngologist's mirror, and yes, scalpel.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0950.html "Spell It Out"]]:
** Also:
--->'''Haley:''' V, the engine's on fire!\\
'''Elan:''' [[CaptainObvious And it's not supposed to be!]]\\
'''V:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Thank you, Elan, for that key situational context.]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0952.html Busted.]]
* [[spoiler: [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0954.html He has the proper spell!]] That proves he can't '''possibly''' be Durkon!]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0957.html "Takes One to Know One"]]:
** Apparently, all interactions between Belkar and Durkon are of the physical, nicknaming or insulting kind (specifically, of the body odor kind).
** Belkar's face when [[spoiler:fake-Durkon orders him to jump overboard.]]
--->'''Belkar:''' Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
** Then right after:
-->'''Belkar:''' I am going to shove the sunshine so far up where the sun don't shine that you will vomit '''''nothing but warm summer days!!'''''
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0960.html "Collision Testing"]]:
** Belkar is given a psionic dagger by V from the spoils of their adventure in the desert. He immediately tests it on [[spoiler: Not-]]Durkon.
--->'''Belkar:''' Well, it's about time I got a magic weapon upgrade! The bard's gotten ''two'', and he fights like an incontinent weasel.\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' I defer to your greater experience with both fisticuffs and mustelid evacuation habits.
** After testing his new weapon, Belkar [[spoiler:is again compelled to jump overboard. We see him being recovered by an unsmiling Roy, then he pays another visit to Vaarsuvius.]]
--->'''Belkar:''' Works fine, thanks.
** This exchange:
--->'''Belkar:''' I just told you that he tried to kill me!\\
'''V:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh my, what a completely unprecedented reaction to spending more than ten minutes in your company.]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0963.html One of Durkon's memories]] has him and Roy fighting a giant frog. The frog chomps down on Roy, leaving only his legs exposed... and Durkon spends a few rounds [[CallForward wondering what Roy's leg twitches mean.]]
-->'''Durkon:''' ''[just after Roy gets eaten]'' Lad? Are ye OK? Roy, lad, d'ye need help? Just wiggle yer foot if'n ye want me ta help. ''[Roy kicks his legs a few times]''... OK, I dinnae know if tha were ye wigglin' yer foot intentionally, or if'n yer foot were movin' incident'lly 'cause yer bein' swallowed. Mebbe try kickin' yer feet tagether if'n ya want me ta get involved?\\
''[Roy kills the frog from within and pulls himself out]''\\
'''Roy:''' Okay, new party rule: From now on, if one member of the team is being eaten, go ahead and assume that you should '''do something about that.'''
** Just prior to the above, while viewing a continuation of the dinner party scene from the previous strip:
--->'''[=HPoH=]:''' Turn it off. I'm going to get lulled into oblivion if I have to watch any more of this.
--->'''Durkon:''' Is tha a thing tha c'n happen?
--->'''[=HPoH=]:''' No.
--->'''Durkon:''' Darn.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0966.html #966:]]
-->'''Elan:''' Oh! That reminds me! I've been meaning to ask...\\
'''Bandana:''' No, just 'cause you have an airship does '''not''' mean the [[TakeYourTime main plot will stand still]] while y'all fly around and finish up all the sidequests you missed. Why does somebody always ask that?
* In [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0967.html Craft Wondrous Bauble]], a gnome turns the ioun stone Blackwing got from Laurin in the last arc into a ring and fits it onto the familiar's leg.
-->'''Gnome Artificer:''' Ha ha, looks good! Because really, who wants an annoying little thing zipping around, flying in front of your face when you're trying to cast?\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' I concur, but unfortunately he is my familiar and I am stuck with him.\\
'''Blackwing:''' ''[staring at ring]'' So '''shiny'''...\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' ''[sigh]'' Come.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0968.html "Next Week They're Getting Drab"]]:
** Roy trying to get Durkon some help.
--->'''Gnome Cleric:''' [[spoiler:TURN UNDEAD!]]\\
'''Durkon:''' [[spoiler:Turn? Ye couldnae turn a year older on yer birthday.]]
** Also:
--->'''Roy:''' Since my friend hasn't done anything wrong and he's actively trying to fix his condition, I'm not going to let you chop off his head and fill it with holy wafers.\\
'''Gnome Cleric:''' ...They're very tasty wafers.\\
'''Roy:''' Still '''no.'''
* Comic 970, Haley buys some wands.
-->'''Elan:''' Wow, thanks, Haley! Those we really come in--\\
'''Haley:''' Hey, hands off! They're not for you, Elan!\\
'''Elan:''' But... you're not a spellcaster.\\
'''Haley:''' So what? All you really need to do is wave it around and say the command word. Vaarsuvius has been helping me out with those ones I looted off [[spoiler:Zz'dtri's]] body.\\
''(flashback to a wand having exploded in Haley's face)''
-->'''V:''' What is so tragic is that constitutes a [[NoodleIncident marked improvement]] in technique.
* In comic 972, [[spoiler:Crystal actually seems ''smarter'' as a flesh golem]]. Though she is still dizzy enough to utter this gem:
-->'''[[spoiler:Crystal]]:''' I'M GOING TO TEAR OFF YOUR HEAD '''AND HIT YOU IN THE ''FACE'' WITH IT!'''
* Comic 973: "YOU KILLED ME!" "Yes, I know! I was there! Geez!"
* On [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0974.html page 974]], [[spoiler:Bozzok]] is watching [[spoiler:Crystal the Flesh Golem]] chase down Haley through a slot on a door, gloating that nothing can stop him from watching her demise, only for the chase to turn a corner.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0976.html #976]] has Haley and Bandana burst into a weapons shop to get adamantine weapons and then literally throw a bag of money at the gnome couple who run the shop and were falling on very hard times. Literally, they yank the weapons out of the gnome's hand, chuck a huge bag of money at him without even looking, and start slashing up [[spoiler:Crystal]] the moment she bursts through the wall. The sheer MoodWhiplash of poverty-stricken gnomes weeping about their hard times being suddenly turned around by a random case of adventurers and a flesh golem is hilarious. What's even more is their final decision. [[spoiler:"We can afford to retire to the tropics." "Let's do that one."]]
* After Haley [[spoiler:kills off Golem Crystal]], she wordlessly flies over to Bandana and one of the Department of Gnomeland Security members. [[{{Beat}} After a few moments of silence]], cut to... [[spoiler:the three of them and Elan [[FoodEnd eating breakfast together.]]]] Even better, that ending was actually a BrickJoke. Remember when Haley haggled down the gnome engineers on repair costs for the Mechane? Part of that package included [[spoiler: free meal tickets to the local waffle house for three!]]
* As the High Priest of Hel tricks Roy into going to the temple of Hoder (where the priests wear blindfolds on duty, ergo they can't tell he's a vampire), Roy notices that since "Durkon" is walking, the priests will eventually notice there's two sets of footsteps but only one breath, and tells "Durkon" to breathe again. [[spoiler:As it turns out, the [=HPoH=]... [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0982.html isn't very good at it]].]]
-->'''[=HPoH=]:''' '''[[spoiler:[[HellIsThatNoise GwwooofBEWAAAAAARRR! GwooBWWWWRRR! GwoooBWEEEERRR!]]]]'''\\
'''Hoderite Priest:''' [[spoiler:Ah, a soulful [[EverythingsLouderWithBagpipes bagpipe]] dirge for his departed friend.]]\\
'''Hoderite Priestess:''' [[spoiler:My feels have been hit for maximum damage!]]
* The High Priest's plan is going swimmingly, he's finally [[spoiler:figured out where the pilgrims are going]], and is ready to start a side quest to "cure Durkon"... [[spoiler:and due to Roy being mindful of the time constraints and ''sheer poor luck'', [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0985.html his scheme ends up being derailed]]. The vampire spirit's [[VillainousBreakdown fury]] is ''priceless'', as well as the implication the Hoderites [[EpicFail got an inkling of what was going on in the process]].]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0989.html Episode 989]]: Veldrina the Elf priest and her partner[=/=]bodyguard get into the Mechane, but her pet tiger won't come on it. Belkar decides to use his Ranger ability to force the tiger in, saying that one has to let the animal know who calls the shots around... and ''Mr. Scruffy'' starts to boss it around.
-->'''Veldrina:''' I think I got a defective tiger.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0991.html #991]]:
** The High Priest's going through Durkon's memories again, this time when young Durkon asked his "Uncle" (he isn't actually related) Thirden about something (which Thirden [[TheBirdsAndTheBees gloomily anticipates to be about sex]]).
--->'''Child Durkon:''' How did [[HandicappedBadass Ma]] get hurt? An' how did [[TellMeAboutMyFather me Pa]] die?\\
'''Thirden:''' ...[[OhCrap So, how about that]] '''sex''', huh?
** Then, Thirden gets around his promise of silence to Sigdi by telling Durkon a ''[[SarcasmMode completely unrelated]]'' story about a BattleCouple he once worked with... and to teach Durkon about "subtext", which would probably help with the sex thing too.
** When the High Priest of Hel starts indulging in some EvilGloating, Durkon couldn't care less.
--->'''Durkon:''' Och, fine, I get it. Evil, evil, evil. If'n ye keep twirlin' yer mustache tha hard, it'll fall out.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0994.html #994]]: "Thank you, sacred knight of the expository aside."
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0999.html #999]]: Dark comedy given the situation, but some of the reasons the gods give for their votes in regards to the [[spoiler:"should we destroy the world?"]] question are pretty funny. Especially Loki's.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1001.html #1001]] introduces another UnsoundEffect: "SNAPOUTTA!"
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1005.html #1005]]: In the middle of an otherwise entirely serious IKnowYoureInThereSomewhereFight...
-->'''[=HPoH=]:''' You're only saying that because you don't want the world to end.\\
'''Roy:''' ''[[JerkassHasAPoint Of course]]'' I'm only saying that because I don't want the world to end! ''This is not an otherwise common topic of conversation!''
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1008.html #1008]]: Wrecan exploits CallingYourAttacks to distract Hel's High Priest, who he cannot directly attack, giving Roy time to knock him away and drink a healing potion.
-->'''Wrecan:''' SNEAK ATTACK FROM BEHIND--\\
''[High Priest looks at him]''\\
'''Wrecan:''' --is a thing I absolutely cannot do, because it would be against the rules.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1010.html #1010]] Roy [[spoiler: beats the High Priest of Hel into a wall with his sword shining a light green.]] Afterwards, he just says "Well, '''that''' was weird."
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1012.html #1012]] Roy trying to reach into the Antilife Shell with his sword.
* How does the High Priest of Balder get the attention of the Demigod Priests? By screaming "FREE CAKE". His reaction to Roy's BigNo seals it.
-->'''High Priest of Balder:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint More of a pie man, then]]?
* [[spoiler:Vampire Gontor's sheer childlike reaction to Little Whiskers stomping on his summonned rats.]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Gontor Hammerfell]]:''' No fair!
* After an epic brawl breaks out between [[spoiler:more or less everyone]], we're treated to this conversation between two halflings:
-->'''High Priest of Balder: ''' What do I do? '''''What do I do?!'''''\\
'''High Priestess of Iðunn:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Maybe serve]] [[BrickJoke the cake?]]
* Blackwing's [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1020.html inventive use of a magic scroll.]]
-->'''Blackwing:''' Okay. Well... the bad news is that this is a scroll of Locate Creature, which is a completely useless spell in the current situation.\\
The good news is that I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.\\
[[ParodyMagicSpell Abra candelabra! Frippity fruppity frooj! ]][[ShoutOut Pottericus mimicus!]]\\
Now take cover!!\\
''[the scroll explodes, killing a large number of rats and getting the attention of the'' Mechane's ''crew]''
** Veldrina uses the Sending spell to tell editors about errors in math texts. However, she isn't so sure about the reply part -- she's never gotten a response.
* Belkar is fighting a vampire and is about to take it out when Roy runs by and cuts it in half, tells Belkar he was right all along and that they need to go. Belkar is upset he didn't get to gloat, only for V to fly over and finish off the vampire. Belkar gives up and goes to look for his daggers.
* After realizing that Belkar was right, Roy considers taking his team's input seriously from now on. Then Elan asks why he didn't use Banjo to break the tie at the Godsmoot and Roy explains why it seriously wouldn't work. It's only after seeing Elan's scared reaction that he brings up the fact that Banjo's a puppet.
-->'''Belkar:''' Yeah let's not swing that pendulum too far the other way, chief.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1030.html #1030]]:
** The team tries to come up for a nickname for [[spoiler:The High Priest of Hel]]. They come up with names like [[FandomNod Count Durkula]], [[{{Pun}} Nose-Fur-atu]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and Greg]].
** [[BrickJoke And then]], they end the strip coming up with different nicknames for [[spoiler:the real Durkon]].
** When Belkar is trying to hammer home to Elan that [[spoiler:the High Priest isn't Durkon]]:
--->'''Roy:''' Belkar is 100% correct.\\
'''Belkar:''' Are you just {{troll}}ing me at this point?
** From the same scene:
--->'''Belkar:''' We don't have to go fight Durkon, and you're a moron.\\
'''Elan:''' Explain.\\
'''Belkar:''' You're not very smart and you make poor decisions.\\
'''Elan:''' I meant the first part.
* #1031: The stoic and serious exchange between O-Chul and Lien about how they endure the cold turns out to be a "Paladin-off", basically bull-shitting the other about how badass-righteous they are. O-Chul wins and then makes a joke along similar lines.
* The Demon-Roaches on bugbears:
-->'''Roach 1:''' Wait, bugbears are just big hairy goblins? I thought they were weird wizard experiments that combined insects and bears.\\
'''Roach 2:''' You're thinking of owlbears.\\
'''Roach 1:''' Why would owlbears be half insect?
* "Should always expect head rub. Safer that way. [...] See? Grim specter of noogie hangs like shroud over us all."
* "[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1043.html No]], '''''[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1043.html you're]]''''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1043.html a homophone!]]"
* "[[MoneyFetish Imagining getting it on atop a mountain of coins]] [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1044.html still technically counts as thinking about you.]]"
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1045.html Eugene returns.]]
--> '''Eugene:''' You know, last time [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown I interrupted you sitting alone in the dark trying to figure out how your sword works-]]\\
'''Eugene:''' [[ADateWithRosiePalms -your mother made me install a lock on the bathroom door the next day.]]
* After Eugene leaves, Roy comes up with a new way to get his sword to work:
-->'''Roy:''' Pawn these visits off on Julia! Pawn these visits off on Julia! ''Pawn these visits off on Julia!''
* "[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1049.html Falling Rocs]]"
* This gem from [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1050.html 1050]]:
-->'''Elan:''' She called when [[CoitusInterruptus Haley and I were in the middle of]]-\\
'''Haley:''' Mouth '''''shut''''', Elan.\\
'''Elan:''' No, pretty much the opposite of that.\\
'''Haley:''' '''''ELAN!'''''
* V [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1051.html gives Haley]] a ''greater invisibility'' spell:
-->'''Haley:''' (with an evil grin) ''I AM POINTY DEATH INCARNATE.''\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' Yes, yes. Magic is very nice. Shall we?
** Which causes a bit of [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1052.html trouble with Blackwing]] shortly after:
-->'''Vaarsuvius''': Strange. He never crashes into me when I am flying invisibly.
-->'''Haley''': Probably because of the empathic link. [[DeadpanSnarker Or because you keep talking the whole time.]]
-->'''Blackwing''': Look, if you don't want birds to crash into you, don't turn into a high-elevation windowfolk.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1053.html #1053]]: Belkar comes up and learns about the giants. Roy tells him he can't go down there - and Belkar jumps, taking advantage of his [[ChekhovsBoomerang Feather Fall amulet]].
-->'''Roy:''' That little '''idiot!''' We don't have a full-time cleric to heal all the damage he's about to... not take. ''([[BeatPanel Beat]])'' Is he [[FlippingTheBird flipping me off]] as he floats gently down to the ground?\\
'''Elan:''' Belkar, that's the wrong kind of bird! '''That one can't fly!!'''
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1068.html #1068]]: Haley, V and Belkar finally realize the ship is gone.
-->'''Belkar:''' '''''Again?!?''''' I understand why they keep sailing away from '''''[[TokenEvilTeammate me]]''''', but they're supposed to like '''''you!'''''
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1075.html #1075]]: After successfully knocking the second Ice Giant off the airship, Elan lampshades that knocking bad guys over is becoming their best move, and if it could work on Xykon.
-->'''Roy''': Xykon can '''fly''', Elan.\\
'''Elan''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint So it'll be easy to get him up here! Good thinking, Roy!]]
* Two funny moments from [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1077.html #1077]]:
** So you have a Fly spell, and you get split up from your bardic boyfriend and his airship. How do you cheer him up when you get back, in a way that a class as {{Troperiffic}} as a Bard can appreciate? Well, if you're Haley, you give him an absolutely cliched and astonishingly inappropriate "Hi honey, I'm home!"
** Roy asks if Vaarsuvius has a spell that can locate a specific object. Vaarsuvius responds, after a pause, that they do indeed, and it is called [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Locate Object]].
--->'''Blackwing:''' This is why I only rely on my deadly razor-sharp talons in combat.\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' I have watched you try and fail to pierce the skin of a potato.\\
'''Blackwing:''' Sure, but I never made a whole B-plot out of it.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1078.html Apparently]], a Weapon of Legacy [[spoiler:is the good kind of ClingyMacGuffin, as Roy finds out in the middle of a HeroicBSOD over losing the sword ''again.'' His bemused ''testing'' of the returning weapon is even more hilarious.]]
-->'''Roy:''' Never mind, I'm good.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1080.html After]] fighting off the Ice Giants, the team discusses how they were apparently sent by the demigod Thrym, who's sided with Hel. They figure the two have made some kind of dark pact... [[GilliganCut but then]] the last panel actually shows them:
-->'''Thrym''': So... do I still get to be your consort when you get Odin's throne?
-->'''Hel''': GetOut.
** Earlier, there's this:
-->'''Roy''': Belkar is right.
-->'''Belkar''': [[RunningGag Nope. Still weird.]]
* In [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1081.html #1081]], Thrym is trying to stay on Hel's good side, but it doesn't work, and she makes it clear that he's bordering on YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness.
-->'''Thrym''': Is that all I am to you? A resource to be used in your scheme?
-->'''Hel''': '''''Yes!''''' And I explicitly told you that from the start!
-->'''Thrym''': Yeah, but I didn't think you '''''meant''''' it.
** After this, Hel tries to activate her backup plan, using her command over disease to spread Sphinx Pox amongst the ''Mechane's'' crew and the Order via an infected Mr. Scruffy, which will apparently cause them all to sprout riddles until their brains bleed to death. She just [[RealityEnsues overlooked one detail]]:
-->'''Undead Minion''': My queen, that virus has an incubation period of five weeks.
-->'''Hel''': ''If it loved me, it would replicate faster!''
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1082.html When]] Hel is complaining about her lack of worship:
-->'''Thrym''': [[SarcasmMode It's just not fair that you don't get the worship that you never deserved anymore.]]
-->'''Hel''': [[SarcasmBlind Exactly! Thank you!]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1083.html 1083]] ends with Hel saying that Thor and Loki will have [[IncrediblyLamePun Hel to pay]] once she pulls off her plan.
-->'''Thrym''': Wow, it must be cool to have a name that lends itself to so many villain puns.
-->'''Hel''': Yeah, I do actually have to give Dad credit on that one.
** Drunk Thor in the flashback.
* Durkon being upfront about his omissions.
-->[[YouDidntAsk Ye dinnae ask fer it.]] Also, I hate ye an' I want ye ta fail.
* One of the vampires getting a little obsessed with a locked door.
-->"Do you ''want'' to be a wall?? Is that it? ''Do your job, your disobedient ingress!!''"
* The High Priest of Hel gets suspicious when Durkon provides him with the perfect memory for what he needs.
-->'''[=HPoH=]:''' That was awfully easy. This isn't some sort of trick, is it? A false memory?
-->'''Durkon:''' Och, if'n I could show ye stuff tha dinnae happen, I'd've told ye [[CallBack Roy's name]] was, like, '''''Maurice''''' or sumthin' on Day One. [...] Or showed ye Haley refusin' payment while Belkar served soup to orphans. An' Elan did math in the background!
-->'''[=HPoH=]:''' OK, yes, fine. Point taken.
* Durkon torments the High Priest of Hel by calling up one of his less pleasant memories.
-->'''[=HPoH=]:''' [holding his nose] Oh Hel--it's revolting!
-->'''Durkon:''' Tha's tha memory o' tha first time I got food poisonin' from human cookin'.
-->'''[=HPoH=]:''' [[NauseaFuel I'm gonna throw up]]!
-->'''Durkon:''' Ye cannae! [[CallBack Yer a negative energy spirit, rememb'r?]]
-->'''Memory!Durkon:''' ''Unnnnh...''
-->'''[=HPoH=]:''' Turn it off! '''''Turn it off!'''''
-->'''Durkon:''' Suit yerself, but thar's six more hours o' me runnin' ta tha can, an' ye'll haf ta smell '''''ev'ry minute''''' of it at some point!
** This also [[FridgeLogic raises the question]] of who the LethalChef was whose cooking bypassed the dwarven racial bonus to poison resistance. The High Priest better hope Durkon learned his lesson about accepting a meal from them.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1090.html The flumphs are back]], and finally having some good luck!
** On the same page, Bandanna speaks for the fandom.
--->'''Bandanna''': They fight trees! Dwarves are '''''nuts'''''!
* Elan hears the phrase "Mind Blank", [[GenreSavvy assumes it's going to lead to a joke about him]], and prefers to [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1091.html willingly trigger it]] than let it blindside him.
* The team [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1092.html finally reaches Firmament]]:
-->'''Bandanna''': Hope that magic doodad you got can lead the way to your secret entrance, though, 'cause I can't see '''squat'''.
-->'''Elan''': Oh, he's right here. (''points at Belkar, who gives him a DeathGlare'')
** When Bandanna states that the ship can wait two weeks for them to return before they need to go for fuel, Roy responds in a less than helpful way.
-->'''Roy''': Well, if we fail, the whole world will blow up long before then. Though I guess there's a chance that we stop the vote but still all die in the process...
-->(''Bandanna [[OhCrap looks terrified]]'')
-->'''Elan''': OK, Roy, I think we're going to have to have a refresher on that whole "hope" thing.
* When the Order reaches the secret entrance to the Temple of Door, they run into a little trouble from the local guards. Elan tries to plead their case, leading to [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1094.html this]]:
-->'''Minrah:''' ''Hmmm.'' Your words are sweet, but your breath is pungent. I doubt someone who stinks of so much garlic could be working with vampires. I believe you, Smelly Human.\\
'''Elan:''' ''Hooray!''\\
'''Minrah:''' Please stop breathing on me.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1103.html When]] the Order is stuck in a Forcecage surrounded by vampires, Roy orders everyone to close their eyes so the vampires can't use HypnoticEyes on anyone… with the result being that they are stuck in a Forcecage, surrounded by vampires, while standing around with their eyes closed.
-->'''Haley:''' So, I can't help but feel like maybe we've taken a step backwards here.
* Belkar killing vampires:
-->"Screw you! And you! And especially ''you!''"
* Hilgya returns. [[SomeoneToRememberHimBy With a kid]]. One that Haley, Elan and Belkar immediately decide is Durkon's. [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1106.html V's comment is icing on the whole cake]].
* Even the High Priest of Hel can be horrified by [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1112.html some of Durkon's memories.]]
--> Unholy Hel! Is that... is that a workplace orientation seminar?!
** Additionally, while Durkon is a prisoner helpless to stop the vampiric spirit using his body to do terrible things, one of the other vampires' hosts turns out to have been repressing evil desires in life and is [[FullyEmbracedFiend actually pretty happy]] about the whole situation.
-->'''Vampire''': Listen, after we're done here, me and her are gonna go try some messed up stuff she's been thinking about for like a bajillion years. Want to come with?
-->'''High Priest''': Eh, might as well, if Hel doesn't have other jobs for me.
-->'''Vampire''': Cool. You're gonna want to bring a [[NoodleImplements poncho]], FYI.
* Hilgya casts Protection From Law on Elan.
--> '''Elan:''' Ooooo, tingly! Hey, if I am Protected from Law now, does that mean--\\
'''Haley:''' You still need to wear pants in public, babe.\\
'''Elan:''' Aww, magic never does anything the '''fun''' way.
* The Order's opening move against the vampires?
-->'''High Priest of Hel:''' Welcome to Round Two, Roy. I think you'll find that this time, you won't be saved by some surprise magic trick you [[CurseCutShort pull from your-]]\\
''(Shot of a sloth, beaver, and rat riding'' giraffes, each one a different color, ''into the room, knocking one vampire aside.)''\\
'''Rat:''' Woooooo!\\
''(Shot of the [[StunnedSilence bewildered High Priest's expression]] before cutting to Hilgya, Roy, and an equally-confused Minrah)''\\
'''Hilgya:''' [[DefensiveWhat What?]] They're cheap to summon and have a ton of hit points.
** Better yet: it's obvious the beaver, the rat and the sloth come from Roy's [[ChekhovsGun Bag of Tricks]], and such ConfusionFu is ''definitely'' befitting a [[TheTrickster god like Loki]].
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1110.html Elan was right]] about the flaw in using Durkon's memories to counter the Order's attack.
-->'''Lackey:''' But master, you said they would [[IndyPloy just rush in]].\\
'''High Priest of Hel:''' I thought they would! I don't know how they are doing this!\\
'''Other lackey:''' If it turns out your host was the one holding them back this whole time, [[BrickJoke you can't come do evil stuff with me after.]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1119.html Blackwing has sunglasses]]. Haley is surprised... at first.
-->'''Blackwing:''' Did you think I '''didn't''' own an accessory for the specific purpose of sassily telling people to Deal With It?
-->'''Haley:''' Fair.
* The High Priest of Hel makes a deal with Durkon: if he shows him a memory that does not have the members of the Order or [[spoiler:Hilgya]], with no time stops or breaks, he will let [[spoiler:Durkon and Hilgya's son, Kudzu]] live. [[LoopholeAbuse Durkon begins to show him a memory that includes him washing dishes for twenty minutes.]]
-->'''High Priest of Hel:''' I shouldn't have said, "No time jumps".
* Elan, brainwashed by the High Priest of Hel, tries to convince Roy to switch sides.
-->'''Elan''': Join us, Roy. We have free massages, and pizza every Thursday.
-->'''Roy''': That can't possibly be true, you've been dominated for less than a minute!
-->'''Elan''': Also, we can lie as much as we want.

[[folder:Supplementary Material]]
* "Uncivil Servant," the Belkar prequel story:
** Belkar mentions to a local that his tattered clothes are because he just escaped seven months of slavery.
--> '''Townsman''': Geez, that sounds terrible!
--> '''Belkar''': [[ComedicSociopathy Actually, I was pretty impressed with their business model.]] I mean, sure, their execution needed some work--[[MuggingTheMonster particularly the part where they enslaved]] '''''[[MuggingTheMonster me.]]''''' But as a proof of concept? Really solid.
--> '''Townsman''': And, uh, what happened to the slavers?
--> '''Belkar''': (Holding up a knife and grinning) I helped them with their executions.
* "The Mother Load", from ''Dragon'' magazine:
** After killing a Goblin high priest, Haley, Belkar and Durkon found (and fought) the high priest's piggy bank, with Belkar returning to Roy with a sack filled with 10,000 copper pieces in his hands.
--> '''Belkar:''' Wait. We're tracking encumbrance now?
-->'''Roy:''' Always have been, actually.
--> ''[[{{beat panel}} *beat*]]''
--> ''The sack falls right on top of Belkar with a loud 'WHUMPH!'.''

* Take a closer look at the strip's titles on the Webcomic page. In-jokes and puns abound.
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0705.html 705]]: "Those Don't Take Over Until The Graveyard Shift" The Resistance was about to bust the Goblins' prisons, with Thanh telling Niu that the prison would be guarded only by a ''skeleton crew'' due to the celebrations. [[LiteralMetaphor Niu came bringing maces and holy waters to the operation.]]
--->'''Niu:''' What? Look at the world we live in, it was a reasonable assumption.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1014.html 1014]]: [[spoiler:Rats come to help Vampire Gontor. [[HilariousInHindsight Gontor]] [[GondorCallsForAid calls]] [[Film/LordOfTheRings for aid!]]]]
* The site's server maintenance warning on 8/3/2016 treats the comic like some unholy legion. To quote:
-->"I have been informed by the half-mad sorcerers who maintain the shrieking rituals necessary to wrench the accursed web server to some twisted semblance of life that lo, as the moon waxes these next few days, there may be interruptions in availability for as many as two score and eight hours while the unholy rite of DNS propagation winds its bloody way through the dark heart of the internet. But hear this oath: As the heartless sun sets on day of its name, so will the server burst forth— reborn and cloaked in the flesh of the unbelievers—to once again terrorize the land with its unspeakable thirsts and its stick figure fantasy comics. ''Let no woman or man say that fair warning was not given!''
* This series of tweets:
--> '''Ghast Whisperer (@thats1evildude):''' Well, at least the mountains aren't fighting.
--> '''Rich Burlew:''' Suddenly 137 galeb duhrs come in from off-panel.
--> '''Rich Burlew:''' Also, I hereby propose that the proper plural of "galeb duhr" should be "galebs duhr"
--> '''sudo /bin/Brian -f Merchant (@briankmerch):''' and the collective noun clearly must be "an avalanche of galebs duhr"