* After some 4chan {{troll}}s visited her message board, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7liYfhRgXGk Oprah took their crude joke]] at face value and warned the viewers of the danger to their children.
-->'''Oprah''': [''dead serious''] Let me read you something that was posted on our message board from someone who claims to be a member of a known pedophile network. It said this, he doesn't forgive, he does not forget, his group has [[MemeticMutation over nine thousand]] penises, and they are all raping children.
* Oprah, on her trip to Yosemite National Park.
--> '''Oprah''' [[GroinAttack My Vajayjay's paining]]!
* The infamous Tom Cruise incident. There's a reason neither of them have lived it down.
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