* When Telemachus asks Odysseus what kind of help they have for taking down the suitors, Odysseus basically says, "[[DivineIntervention We've got Zeus and Athena on our side.]] [[SarcasmMode Are you sure that'll be enough?]]"
* "Brother, who blinded you?" "[[WhosOnFirst Nobody! Nobody did!]]" "...Then we're going to go back to sleep."
* After his crew opened the bag of winds thinking it had treasure and caused a huge storm, Odysseus [[SuicideAsComedy briefly considers suicide as valid as an option to preserving through hardship]].