* The scene where Walter is forced to undergo psychological counseling after being bitten by a dog on the job.
-->'''Therapist:''' Tell me about this canine Ned. What would you do if you came across him again?
-->'''Walter:''' If I was in my truck? I'd accelerate until I heard a thud.
* The interaction between Walter and the irate Chinese chef:
-->'''Chef:''' [talks excitedly in Mandarin]
-->'''Walter:''' Mmm-hmm, yeah, sure.
-->'''Chef:''' [continues talking, gesturing wildly]
-->'''Walter:''' Sounds delicious. Can I get it to go?
* Walter on "Ned" the dog: "Nasty Evil Dog. That's what 'Ned' stand for. If I ever see him again, he's gonna be 'Ned' with two Ds. Nasty Evil '''Dead''' Dog."