* Fred and Daphne's extended conversation [[CrossingTheDesert in the desert]] from "Ghastly Ghost Town", bordering on the sexist:
--> '''Fred''': This desert reminds me of a woman.
--> '''Daphne''': Why's that?
--> '''Fred''': It goes on, and on, and on.
--> '''Daphne''': Men.
--> '''Fred''': C'mon, Daph. Where's your sense of humor?
--> '''Daphne''': It shriveled up in this heat. Besides, I'm worried about getting lost out here. All this desert looks alike.
--> '''Fred''': No problem, we'll just follow our footprints back to town.
--> *[[ItMakesSenseInContext A man dressed in a cactus costume masks their footprints by brushing them away]].*
--> '''Daphne''': That's a groovy idea, except for one thing.
--> '''Fred''': What's that?
--> '''Daphne''': There are no footprints.
--> '''Fred''': They're gone!
--> '''Daphne''': [[SarcasmMode You certainly are alert.]]
--> '''Fred''': What could've happened to them?
--> '''Daphne''': [[AskAStupidQuestion Stolen by some footpad, no doubt.]]
--> '''Fred''': Very funny.
--> '''Daphne''': Now who's lost their sense of humor?

* "Guess Who's Knott Coming to Dinner?": Creator/DonKnotts complimenting himself with each costume change.
--> '''Don Knotts''': [[LargeHam Amazing. Too much talent for one man]].

* Much of the dialogue from "The Mystery of Haunted Isle" qualifies.
--> '''Meadowlark''': If Columbus had this crew, the world would still be flat.

--> '''Shaggy''': I'm not sleeping in any old mansion on a haunted island!
--> '''Fred''': They probably just named it that to attract the tourists.
--> *Geese takes pictures with his camera*
--> '''Geese''': Like me? Say cheese, Scooby!
--> '''Scooby''': [[DramaticStutter Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-]](slaps self) [[StutterStop Roquefort!]]
--> '''Geese''': Close enough.

--> '''Shaggy''': The statues!
--> '''Curly''': What about them, Shag?
--> '''Shaggy''': [[PeopleInRubberSuits They grabbed us!]]
--> '''Gip''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yeah, they grabbed us, too. Cool, aren't they?]]

* From "The Exterminator":
--> '''Shaggy''': Let's check this suit of armor for moths.
--> '''Scooby''': Moths?
--> '''Shaggy''': Sure. You've heard of the Music/IronButterfly, right?
--> '''Scooby''': Yeah...
--> '''Shaggy''': Maybe they've got iron moths.
--> '''Scooby''': Oh, brother.
** [[Series/GetSmart Don Adams]] focuses on his work, while Scooby struggles to swim in a pool.
---> '''Don Adams''': This case goes deeper than I thought...
---> '''[[HollywoodDrowning Scooby]]''': Yeah, 'bout 9 feet!

* From, "The Haunted Carnival":
--> '''Daphne''': If this place is haunted, why are you staying here?
--> '''Creator/DickVanDyke''': As the Van Dykes say, 'The show must go on!'
--> '''Shaggy''': As the Van Shaggys say, 'The customer must get going!'
--> '''Scooby''': And we're in a [[OtherStockPhrases hurry, hurry, hurry!]]'
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