* "You think too much, Trestkon." said by Abomination in response to the protagonist lampshading some FridgeLogic.
* Drink some alcohol and attempt to talk to any of the dancing women in the [=PartyZone=].
* Scara B. King's [[LargeHam amazing]] ClusterFBomb if you rescue Silver Dragon from WorldCorp.
* Pretty much anything [[CloudCuckooLander Ghandaiah]] says. The main page quote is just the appetizer for his insane non-sequitur dialogue.
* If you take the wrong subway line and end up in the slums at the beginning of the game, Scara wastes no time mocking you when you finally make it to corporate.
-->'''Scara:''' I expect my employees to be capable of using the - quite frankly pretty fucking simple - subway system without getting completely lost!