* From the film, as Harold tries to get Marian's attention in the library:
-->'''Harold''': "Marbles. Six steelies, eight Aggies, a dozen pee-wees, and a great big glassie with the American flag in the middle. (Beat) I think I'll drop 'em."
-->'''Marian''': "No!"
-->'''Harold''': "Shhh!"
* In the opening song, this moment, setting up Harold's bad reputation: "Ever met a fella by the name of Hill?" "Hill?" "Hill?" "Hill?" "Hill?" "Hill?" "Hill?" "Hill?" "Hill?" (In unison) [[BigNo "NO!"]]
* [[{{Malaproper}} Mayor Shinn]] messing up an introduction: "The Wa-Tan-Yee Girls of the local wigwam of Heeawatha will present a spectacle, my wife in which my wife, Eulalie [=McKecknie=] Shinn, will take a leading part."