* StatlerAndWaldorf's heckling at the beginning: "Private screening?" "Yeah, they're afraid to show it in public!"
** Later, while the ShowWithinAShow is being fixed: "So, what do you think of the movie so far?" "I've seen detergents that leave a better film than this!"
* [[VisualPun Drinks on the house, and a fork in the road!]]
* Meeting [[Series/SesameStreet Big Bird]] on the side of the road.
-->'''Fozzie:''' Hey, there, want a lift? \\
'''Big Bird:''' Oh, no thanks. I'm on my way to New York City, to try and break into public television!
* After the Electric Mayhem help disguise the Studebaker.
--> '''Fozzie''': I don't know how to thank you guys!\\
'''Kermit''': [[DeadpanSnarker I don't know why to thank you guys]].
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Accidentally buying a $11.95 car]].
-->'''Gonzo:''' Less our twelve-dollar trade-in! ''You'' owe ''us'' a nickel.\\
(Followed by a disgusted used car dealer—played by Milton Berle—holding a nickel.)
* Gonzo's breathlessly excited commentary when [[{{Balloonacy}} flying via balloons]].
-->'''Gonzo''': This is like flying! Maybe it is flying. I'M FLYING!!!
* SteveMartin's cameo as the waiter.
** Creator/MelBrooks' cameo as an HerrDoktor soon after.
-->'''Prof. Krassman:''' When a German scientist says "hold on to your hat", [[NotHyperbole it's not casual conversation!]] ''Hold on to your hat! '''Hat! Hold!'''''
* Animal helping Bunsen test the sound equipment during "The Magic Store":
-->'''Animal''': '''''[[MakeMeWannaShout TESTING!]]'''''
* The 'Hare Krishna' RunningGag;
** In the swamp...
-->'''Bernie the Agent:''' I have lost my sense of direction!
-->'''Kermit:''' Have you tried Hare Krishna?
** At the El Sleazo Cafe...
-->'''Kermit:''' '(About Fozzie)'' This guy's lost.
-->'''Waiter:''' Maybe he should try Hare Krishna.
-->'''Kermit:''' [[LampshadeHanging Good grief, it's a]] RunningGag.
** Culminating at the church where the Electric Mayhem are, with a sign that says "Lost? Have you tried [[StealthPun Rev. Harry Krishna]]?"
* Another Running Gag[=/=]ChekhovsGag involving the introduction of Sweetums. Originally the "jack" for car dealer Berle, he starts chasing Kermit and company when he learns they're going to Hollywood. We see him one time in Miss Piggy's entrance scene, and then, finally, [[spoiler:he crashes through the projector screen as the movie-within-the-movie finishes, ''finally'' catching up with everybody]].
* To prove this movie has NoFourthWall, at one point in the movie Kermit hands ''the script to said movie'' over to Electric Mayhem to explain Kermit and Fozzie's story as to why they're traveling, as an alternative to summarizing the whole movie up to that point, since as Kermit points out, "it'll bore the audience!"
** What's even better? [[spoiler: When Kermit and the others get lost in the desert, Electric Mayhem find them ''[[ChekhovsGag because they read about it in the script beforehand]].'']]
* This exchange:
-->'''Dr. Teeth:''' It's the man with the badge, the PO-lice, the cops, the fuzz, the P-I-...
-->'''Miss Piggy:''' [[CurseCutShort Don't you dare!]]
-->'''Dr. Teeth:''' I wouldn't think of it.
* Fozzie driving through a forest, looking around appreciatively. "Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat. (''Beat'') A Studebaker."
* Fozzie's standup:
-->'''Fozzie''': There was this sailor, who was so fat...
-->'''Fat Sailor in Audience:''' How fat was he?! ''(smashes bottle on table)''
-->'''Fozzie:''' Uh...he was so fat that everybody liked him, and there was nothing funny about him at all.
*** "I'm a professional! I've had three performances!"
* Swedish Chef's description of the malfunctioning projector, ending with "Der flip flip flip flip flip!"
* The exchange between Fozzie and Gonzo in the car:
-->'''Gonzo:''' I always wanted to go to [[{{Bollywood}} Bombay, India]], and become a movie star.
-->'''Fozzie:''' You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star. You go where we're going, Hollywood!
-->'''Gonzo:''' Sure, if you want to do it the ''easy'' way.
-->(''Beat'')
-->'''Fozzie:''' (''singsongy'') We picked up a weirdo...
* The labeling of the Blu-Ray, "''The Muppet Movie'': The Nearly 35th Anniversary Edition", makes a humorous acknowledgment of Disney's tendency to release anniversary editions of their movies either one year early or one year too late. (eg, Later that same year, ''Film/MaryPoppins'' received a 50th Anniversary Edition during its 49th anniversary.)
* El Sleezo Cafe is filled with outrageous stereotypes of all shapes and sizes. Apparently, it's the bar that all jokes walk into.
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