Lauren Bacall really does get the best lines:

* "I've raised two daughters; I've buried a husband. I've made my coffee."
* "All celibates sweat, dear. If they didn't, they'd explode."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIFNqrs_DFA The phone sex ad and where Greg calls Felicia is just this]].
---> Don't you know how big my tits are?