[[folder: Film ]]

* For one without the titular character, Stanley's replacement car breaks down in the middle of a bridge. He gets out to see what's wrong, gets burned when trying to open the hood, and angrily kicks the car. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiLCEBdLSmo Which then falls apart in the funniest way possible.]]
* The Mask trying to not wake Mrs. Peanman...only for an bouncing alarm clock to jump out of his pocket. He deals with this the only way he can: try to [[RingRingCRUNCH smash it]] with a giant mallet.
-->'''The Mask''': *smashes clock* Snoooooooze!
* [[CuteButCacophonic Squeeze Me]] ''[[CuteButCacophonic Gently]]''.
* The whole scene with the alley punks.
-->'''Punk:''' Hey, Mister, you got the time?
-->'''The Mask:''': As a matter of fact I do, cubby! ''[Produces a pocket watch]'' [[LargeHam LOOK AT THAT!!]] It's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head! ''[DING! HONK! YOINK!]''
** "We have a giraffe. There you go son, now get out of here you bother me."
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1TrFjLKryc Then the condom.]] "Sorry, wrong pocket."
*** Apparently, [[ThrowItIn this was ad libbed]].
** "And for ''you''...a French Poodle!" *PAF* "Sorry, son, the dog was rabid; had to put him down." (That particular thug's crestfallen expression is what sells it.)
** "[[MuggingTheMonster A TOMMY GUN!]]"
* "Somebody stole your pajamas?"
* "It's PARTY time! P-A-R-T-Why? Because I ''gotta''!"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gYRFDb8_A This scene]]:
-->'''The Mask:''' Hold me closer Red. It's getting dark. ''(cough, cough cough)'' Tell [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Auntie Em]] to let Literature/OldYeller out. ''(cough- cough, cough)'' Tell [[Literature/AChristmasCarol Tiny Tim]] I won't be coming down this Christmas. (COUGH, COUGH COUGH) Tell [[GoneWithTheWind Scarlet I]] ''[[GoneWithTheWind do]]'' [[GoneWithTheWind give a damn]]. ''(COUGH, fart)'' Pardon me. ''(dead)''
** Which is immediately followed by The Mask being handed an Oscar and tearfully thanks an audience that has appeared on the bottom of the screen while the two thugs around him are standing around wondering what the hell is going on, even as they unconsciously try to make themselves look respectable.
** The Mask [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQPDt_nJJh0 dodging bullets]] [[TheMatrix before it was cool]] and doing so in hilarious fashion:
-->'''The Mask!Elvis''': ''Thank you very much.'' *swivels hips to dodge bullets*
* Stanley trying to convince the mask expert (played by Ben Stein) that the mask is magical. He's not amused.
* The ExtendedDisarming [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGEL2muzPEE scene]] in the park:
-->'''Doyle:''' Really big sunglasses...\\
'''Cop:''': Bike horn...\\
'''Doyle:''' Small mouth bass...\\
'''Cop:''': Bowling pin...\\
'''Doyle:''' ''[snap]'' Aaaaa! Mouse Trap...\\
'''Cop:''': Rubber chicken...\\
'''The Mask:''' A little to the left... that's it.\\
'''Doyle:''' ''[squeezes a stress reliever toy a few times]'' mmmm, I don't know. Funny eyeball glasses?\\
'''The Mask:''' I've never seen those before in my life.\\
'''Cop:''' Bazooka?\\
'''The Mask:''' I have a permit for that.\\
'''Doyle:''' Picture of Kellaway's wife...\\
'''Kellaway:''' What?!\\
'''The Mask:''' Uh oh!\\
'''Kellaway:''' ''[sees the picture of his wife in a sexy outfit]'' MARGARET! YOU SON OF A BITCH!\\
'''The Mask:''' Geez! I figured you had a sense of humor. After all... '''YOU MARRIED HER'''!\\
'''Kellaway:''' [[[{{Angrish}} wordless rage]]]\\
'''The Mask:''' ''[SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!]'' That's gotta hurt! Eheheheheh! ''[zooms away]''
** What really sells it is that the picture of Kellaway's wife has it written "Call Me Lover 555-9371"
* "[[CrowdSong Cuban Pete]]".[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJej6kCgxVM Especially when Doyle briefly joins in.]]
-->'''Kellaway:''' Start dancin' and I'll blow your brains out.
* In the last fight with Dorian. "I hope you can enjoy your victory with ''[[EyeScream one friggin' eye]]''!" (poke)
* Stanley's friend Charlie brings in TheCavalry: "Officers! Arrest those men! [''{{Beat}}''] I've AlwaysWantedToSayThat."
** Kellaway takes back his gun from him: "Give me that!"


[[folder: Animated Series ]]

* In the animated version, in the episode ''Sister Mask'', when Pretorius is turned from a huge spider into a ball and [[HoistByHisOwnPetard controlled by his own mind-control device]], he lets out a BigNo. It is damn funny... although this troper does not have any screencaps of it... anyone got any?