[[folder: Comic ]]

* When Stanley breaks into Kathy's apartment to steal back the Mask, he gets smashed over the head with a lamp. Two police officers show up and get smashed with a lamp by Big Head. One of them draws his guns and shoots Big Head between the eyes. Big Head [[OverlyLongGag hits him with a lamp]] and goes to the fridge to grab a beer. Then one of the police officers wakes up... [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore and hits Big Head over the head with a lamp.]] Big Head... [[BreadEggsMilkSquick pulls out two revolvers and shoots both of them dead.]]
-->'''Kathy:''' "You... you killed him! My god, you killed him!"
-->'''Big Head:''' "Hey, don't blame me, you're the one with all the lamps!"

[[folder: Film ]]

* For one without the titular character, Stanley's replacement car breaks down in the middle of a bridge. He gets out to see what's wrong, gets burned when trying to open the hood, and angrily kicks the car... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiLCEBdLSmo which then proceeds to fall apart in the funniest way possible.]]
* The Mask trying to not wake Mrs. Peenman with a [[BreakingTheFourthWall "shh" to the audience]]... only for an bouncing alarm clock to jump out of his pocket. He deals with this the only way he can: by trying to [[RingRingCRUNCH smash it]] with a giant mallet.
-->'''The Mask:''' *smashes clock* Snoooooooze!
* "Look, ma! I'm roadkill!"
* [[CuteButCacophonic Squeeze Me]] ''[[CuteButCacophonic Gently]]''.
* The whole scene with the alley punks.
-->'''Punk:''' Hey, Mister, you got the time?
-->'''The Mask:''' As a matter of fact I do, cubby! ''[Produces a pocket watch]'' [[LargeHam LOOK AT THAT!!]] It's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head! ''[DING! HONK! YOINK!]''
** "We have a giraffe. There you go son, now get out of here, you bother me."
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1TrFjLKryc Then the condom.]] "Sorry, wrong pocket."
*** Apparently, [[ThrowItIn this was ad libbed]].
** "And for ''you''...a French Poodle!" *PAF* "Sorry, son, the dog was rabid; had to put him down." (That particular thug's crestfallen expression is what sells it.)
** "[[MuggingTheMonster A TOMMY GUN!]]"
* "Somebody stole your pajamas?"
* "It's PARTY time! P-A-R-T-Why? Because I ''gotta''!"
* The OscarBait [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gYRFDb8_A scene]]:
-->'''The Mask:''' Hold me closer, Red. It's getting dark. ''([[IncurableCoughOfDeath cough, cough, cough]])'' Tell [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Auntie Em]] to let Literature/OldYeller out. ''(cough... cough, cough)'' Tell [[Literature/AChristmasCarol Tiny Tim]] I won't be coming 'ome this Christmas. (COUGH, COUGH COUGH) Tell [[Film/GoneWithTheWind Scarlet I]] ''[[Film/GoneWithTheWind do]]'' [[Film/GoneWithTheWind give a damn]]. ''(COUGH, fart)'' Pardon me. ''(dead)''
** Which is immediately followed by The Mask being handed an Oscar and [[Creator/SallyField tearfully thanks]] an audience [[BornInTheTheater that has appeared on the bottom of the screen]] while Dorian and another thug around him are standing around wondering what the hell is going on, even as [[FunnyBackgroundEvent they unconsciously try to make themselves look respectable]].
** The Mask [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQPDt_nJJh0 dodging bullets]] [[TheMatrix before it was cool]] and doing so in hilarious fashion:
-->'''The Mask (as Elvis):''' ''Thank you very much.'' *swivels hips to dodge bullets*
* Stanley trying to convince the mask expert, Dr. Neuman (played by [[Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff Ben]] [[Series/WinBenSteinsMoney Stein]]), that the Mask is magical. Neuman is not amused.
* The ExtendedDisarming [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGEL2muzPEE scene]] in the park, in which the Mask has [[{{Hammerspace}} unusually deep pockets]]:
-->'''Doyle:''' Really big sunglasses...\\
'''Cop:''' Bike horn...\\
'''Doyle:''' Small-mouth bass... wow!\\
'''Cop:''' Bowling pin...\\
'''Doyle:''' ''[snap]'' Aaaaa! Mouse Trap...\\
'''Cop:''' Rubber chicken...\\
'''The Mask:''' A little to the left... that's it.\\
'''Doyle:''' ''[squeezes a stress reliever toy a few times]'' mmmm, I don't know. Funny eyeball glasses...\\
'''The Mask:''' I've never seen those before in my life.\\
'''Cop:''' Bazooka...\\
'''The Mask:''' I have a permit for that.\\
'''Doyle:''' Picture of Kellaway's wife...\\
'''Kellaway:''' What?!\\
'''The Mask:''' [[OhCrap Uh-oh!]]\\
'''Kellaway:''' ''[sees the picture of his wife in a sexy outfit]'' MARGARET! YOU SON OF A BITCH!\\
'''The Mask:''' Geez! I figured you had a sense of humor. After all... '''YOU MARRIED HER'''!\\
'''Kellaway:''' [[[{{Angrish}} wordless rage]]]\\
'''The Mask:''' ''[SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!]'' That's gotta hurt! Eheheheheh! ''[zooms away]''
** What really sells it is that the picture of Kellaway's wife has it written "Call Me Lover 555-9371"
* "[[CrowdSong Cuban Pete]]". [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJej6kCgxVM Especially when Doyle briefly joins in.]]
-->'''Kellaway:''' Start dancin' and I'll blow your brains out.
* "Sure, [[TemptingFate Stanley Ipkiss is gonna fall right into my lap]]!" And not even two seconds later...
* In the last fight with Dorian.
-->'''Stanley:''' I hope you can enjoy your victory with ''[[EyeScream one friggin' eye]]''! (poke)
* After taking innumerable bullets as he jumps behind the bar at the Coco Bongo, The Mask emerges with this:
--> '''The Mask:''' Did you miss me? ''(chugs down a cocktail, [[InvisibleHoles which immediately pours from his gunshot wounds]])'' I GUESS NOT!
** Afterward, The Mask goes Film/DirtyHarry on the Dorian's men, complete with [[CatchPhrase "Do I feel lucky?"]] He draws some [[{{Hammerspace}} ludicrously large guns from his back pockets]] which cause the bad guys to flee in fear... just before [[BANGFlagGun "BANG!" flags]] pop out of the Mask's guns.
* Stanley's friend Charlie brings in TheCavalry: "Officers! Arrest those men! [''{{Beat}}''] I've AlwaysWantedToSayThat."
** Kellaway takes back his gun from him: "Give me that gun!"
* "Not the ''cheese'', the ''keys''".


[[folder: Animated Series ]]

* In the episode ''Sister Mask'', when Pretorius is turned from a huge spider into a ball and [[HoistByHisOwnPetard controlled by his own mind-control device]], he lets out a BigNo.
* The two-part crossover with the ''Film/AceVentura'' animated series was chock full of hilarious moments, although one of the best was in "Have Mask, Will Travel", when the Mask managed to briefly wind up on Ace's ass. That bit was hilarious on its own, but what made it even funnier was what happened when Stanley got it back.
-->'''The Mask:''' Let's bring this party to a close. But first! And I do mean "butt" first... '''''[[{{Squick}} EWWWWWW!]]''''' ''(Pulls a sink out of nowhere and begins scrubbing his face frantically)'' I know where it's been, I know where it's been, ''I KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN!''
* In "Fantashtick Voyage", The Mask indirectly causes Milo to become [[ItMakesSenseInContext sick with a computer virus]], so Stanley leaves behind a prerecorded tape for The Mask to let him know about Milo's situation. It naturally has a few TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat moments, but it's the very end of the tape that gets this troper every time.
-->'''Video!Stanley:''' You do something about this, buddy. Or so help me, I will stick this mask in the Smithsonian, where NO ONE will ever wear it again! (''puts on the mask'')
-->'''Video!Mask:''' (''panicked'') IN THE NAME OF HEAVEN, DO IT, MAN! I THINK HE ''MEANS IT!!!''
* "Mutiny of the Bounty Hunters" has Stanley watching over his neighbor's infant son who wanders off chasing a bird. The baby puts on the Mask and yells [[VocalDissonance "BIRDIE!" "BIRDIE!"]] in a deep, raspy voice.