* The jackdaw who is obsessed with keeping track of the number of jokes Narnia has seen.
* Andrew's {{Humiliation Conga}} as the animals he's convinced can't talk keep trying to feed him, particularly the bear who makes a very thoughtful sacrifice of his honeycomb.
** Regarding the latter, six words: "Not all the bees were dead."
** When the animals think Uncle Andrew might actually be a plant of some kind, and try sticking his "roots" (his feet) into the ground and watering him. It's mentioned that Uncle Andrew had a very narrow escape, because the animals at one point wondered if his bushy hair was actually his roots and nearly buried him in the ground head-first.
* Andrew's housekeeper during the entire sequence of Jadis stomping around London, having the best day of her life.
* For that matter, everyone's reaction to Jadis's arrival in London: "Long live the Hempress of Colney 'Atch!" For a moment she's flattered by their sarcastic praise, until she sees they're all laughing at her. Then she tries to cast a curse on the, only to find her magic doesn't work on Earth. Everyone else who hears her failed spell assumes she's drunk.
** Jadis is halted in her attempts to go out and conquer London by Digory's aunt, Lettie. Yes, a giant queen who single-handedly killed everyone in her world is being stood up to by an unimpressed battleax of an Englishwoman, who thinks Jadis is some kind of a circus performer and doesn't approve of the revealing outfit she wears. Jadis eventually resorts to bodily throwing Lettie across the room, and Lettie ''still'' just gets up and goes off to call the police.
* The last two lines of the book, where Uncle Andrew tells this story to his grandnephews and recounts how Jadis had "a devilish temper" but was "a damn fine woman".
* Any time it's brought up that Andrew goes to visit the bottle of brandy (AKA the "nasty grown-up drink") he keeps hidden in his closet. After having several glasses, in one case, he becomes convinced that Jadis might actually fall for him. [[RealityEnsues She doesn't.]]
* Any time the She-Elephant accidentally insulted short noses, causing the Bulldog to say "I object to that remark!"