* Pivert's [[MalignedMixedMarriage reactions to the mixed marriage]] and the subsequent AshFace / {{Blackface}} gag, with a wedding guest thinking he's the black bride's father.
* On discovering that his driver is not Catholic: "Salomon? You're ''Jewish''?"
* The entire chase scene between Pivert and the henchmen in the bubblegum factory and all the slapstick that ensues.
* Pivert finding out his kidnapper expects to become the Prime Minister of his country:
-->'''Pivert:''' I am ''very'' proud to shake the revolver of a ''Prime Minister''!
-->''(Note that Pivert is driving, with Slimane's gun pointed at him, and he ''still'' lets go of the wheel to give the gun a handshake)''
* Pivert's wife (a dentist) is giving a consultation... in her dress clothes.
* Pivert is forced to call his wife and give her the news that he's taking a plane... with a woman. When the furious wife demands to know [[WhatsHeGotThatIAintGot What's She Got That I Ain't Got?!]], Pivert gives a physical description of Slimane ("She's got... big hairy hands... big feet... frizzy hair... and a big mustache.")... that is apparently a perfect match for a (female) acquaintance of theirs.
-->'''Germaine:''' Therèse Leduc? But she's sixty-five.\\
'''Pivert:''' EXACTLY! For thirty years she's been in love with me, she doesn't have a phone, and she STAYS OFF MY CASE! ''[slams the phone back down, realizes what he just did]''\\
'''Pivert:''' Did you see that?\\
'''Slimane:''' What?\\
'''Pivert:''' ''I'' hung up on ''her!''
* Pivert, being driven through the Jewish district at the Rue des Rosiers, in rabbi disguise, starts blessing everyone with the ''sign of the cross''.
* Pivert and Salomon have a mutual recognition moment as he is being dragged around as Rabbi Jacob.
-->'''Salomon:''' Rabbi, I have a question. My boss just fired me because I don't work on Saturdays. What should I do?\\
'''Pivert-as-Rabbi Jacob:''' Go see him and ask him to hire you again, he'll tell you ''yes''! Ask him to give you a raise he'll tell you ''yes''!\\
'''Salomon:''' Will he double my wages?\\
'''Pivert-as-Rabbi Jacob:''' He'll tell you ''yes''!\\
'''Salomon:''' Will he triple them?\\
'''Pivert-as-Rabbi Jacob:''' He'll... tell you no.
* Pivert keeping up during the Hasidic dance, much to Salomon's surprise.
* Some policemen take off their hats in order to be respectful in the synagogue "because it's like a church."[[note]]It's generally considered respectful to ''cover'' your head whilst in a synagogue.[[/note]] Cue them confusedly tapping their heads at all of the Jews tapping their own heads to indicate to them to put their hats back on.
* Rabbi Jacob, on being mistaken, yet again, for Pivert (who's impersonating him):
-->'''Rabbi Jacob:''' ''Again'' Pivert?! Who ''is'' this Pivert?
* Pivert, at gunpoint, trying to convince Farès he'll do his very best to forget anything he saw: "I don't even remember your name, Mr. Farès!"
* The befuddled reaction of the Catholic priest at the wedding ceremony when Pivert (still in rabbi clothes) tells him he's the father of the bride.
* A female guest at the wedding calls out Pivert for coming while wearing a weird attire. Pivert points out her braids and her fur hat, retorting she's disguised as a rabbi too!
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