* At the police station:
-->'''Dumpy file clerk lady''': "You again? Why do you keep bugging me?"
-->'''April''': "Because I'm an evil bitch who enjoys making life miserable for people with menial jobs."
* Do the monkeeeeeeeeeey!
* "Come here and let me pet you - AGGGH!"
* April makes a FunnyBackgroundEvent in a news report
* The Pizza machine gets closed by the department of biological warfare. If you check it, you get told that if anyone's enjoyed a pizza from one of those machines, to immediately go to the hospital.
* The Outtakes.
* SOLAR ECLIPSE!