* [[INeedAFreakingDrink Mushnick's got to get drunk, now!]]
* Mushnick's [[DeadpanSnarker responses]] to Seymour's obliviousness:
--> '''Seymour''': Did you call me, Mr. Mushnick?
--> '''Mushnick''': [[DeadpanSnarker No, I was calling]] [[UnclePennyBags John D. Rockefeller]] [[DeadpanSnarker for to make a]] [[MoneyToThrowAway loan on my Rolls-Royce.]]
** And this:
--> '''Seymour''': You mean I'm fired?
--> '''Mushnick''': [[DeadpanSnarker No, I'm electing you president from the United States.]] [[LargeHam YES, YOU ARE FIRED!]]
** Audrey Jr. demands that Mushnick feeds him:
--> '''Mushnick''': [[IAmAHumanitarian Who would you like to have tonight?]]
--> '''Audrey Jr.''': [[DeadpanSnarker You look fat enough.]]
--> '''Musnick''': We not only got a talking plant, but [[InvokedTrope one that makes with smart cracks!]]
* The entire scene with JackNicholson as the [[CasualKink masochistic dental patient]].