When Creator/CraigFerguson says what's on his mind (which is frequently), it tends to go here.
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* March, 2009: Craig finds out how highly he rates in a Canadian magazine's poll for "which late night talk show host would you sleep with" (he leads with a whopping ''74%''). Now normally, this would go in the Awesome section, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o726idYsV2c but then Craig does this at the end of the show.]]
* July 31, 2009: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkgNW2woueE This sketch]], which is basically a storm of SeanConnery jokes but manages to get impossibly funny. "I'm STANDING on water and I got a HAT on top of my HAT!"
* September 4, 2009: [[http://youtu.be/yNMxm-oMptw?t=16m27s This email]] from "Joe Bob" in Hicksville, Kentucky...and Craig's response to it.
* Early 2010: "Look, you try doing [[TheLateLateShow my job]] and not talking about [[TheTonightShow all the crap]] that's going on at Creator/{{NBC}}!"
* Also in early 2010: You know how they'll have a clip from the show the guest is on to promote just before they bring out the guest? Well, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOo_2GBaY5o this is the best clip Craig's ever seen.]]
* April 14, 2010: Somebody screws up the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdIxAAe_64w Angela Lansbury]] RunningGag.
* June 15, 2010: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU0I2rhhcaM The Stan Lee interview.]]
* July 19, 2010: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSO6Xl92Rl4 This Mary Lynn Rajskub interview, with Jeffrey Dean Morgan in the secondary chair.]] If ever there was a foursome fit to do a great show together, this grouping of Craig, Jeffrey, Mary Lynn, and Geoff might just be it.
* August 3, 2010: Somebody screws up the Angela Lansbury gag [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRFxxGtgW1Q again.]]
* Fall 2010: During a Tweetmail segment, Secretariat comes out ''and the costume starts falling off the guys who are inside the thing''. So what does Craig do? He brings the thing out '''three more times!'''
* October 15, 2010: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfCaxb2yB60 Craig and]] [[Series/DoctorWho a Dalek.]]
* January 6, 2011: The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj7e7_Uz4Fk interview]] with Creator/AlexKingston. Rabbits. Just...rabbits. Wow.
* May 19, 2011: Craig and Geoff's exchange in [[http://youtu.be/Wag4hFAiEEs this Tweetmail segment.]]
* July 19, 2011: Geoff's response when asked if he ever smoked.
-->"Actually I did smoke once...then I died. See? See? Creator/{{CBS}} cares."
* A recent episode featured a monologue discussing Dick Cheney's new book. Geoff claims that he's a big follower of politics, so Craig asks him if he's Republican or Democrat.
-->"I'm a gay robot skeleton."
* November 10, 2011: LarryKing (of all people) fills in as Geoff's temporary personality and voice. The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTGAcA3h30o#t=98s entire Letters segment]] was a ''riot'', and even Craig had a hard time keeping it together.
-->'''Larry King Geoff:''' I walked the streets of Manchester when I was a human, when I was a normal Jew, just walking the streets. I was not a robot.\\
'''Craig:''' This is either the worst or best idea I've ever had in my ['''[[SoundEffectBleep ĦAY CARAMBA!]]'''] life.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfdSXtcHdMM Any Craig Ferguson]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV1PSsA7i3I interview with]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POegaih8ijg Melina Kanakaredes]].
* February 9, 2012: Craig finally gets to interview Music/WeirdAlYankovic. Craig expresses how much he's wanted to have him on, and Al replies "I wouldn't have known! Nobody called!" Upon hearing this, Craig turns to [[ButtMonkey his producer]] and says '''"You sack of [[[SoundEffectBleep TOOTSI FROOTSI]]]!!"''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmsCoRB6cmM Honestly, the whole interview belongs here]].
* February 25, 2012: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14xCnTWmtTM "I JUST SAW MYSELF ON THE MONITOR."]]
* May 16, 2012: Craig visits his old school and comments on some graffiti. (See SoundEffectBleep on the main page.)
--> '''Craig:''' And it seems like the children enjoy the same style of artwork that we enjoyed when we were little, too. You see, this is a ''(haggis!)'', these are ''(whiskey!)'', this is ''(breenge!)'' flying ''(shortbread!)'' *{{beat}}* ''(Shut yer face!)'', this individual's ''(Dumbledore!)''
* June 27, 2012: Geoff and Craig do impressions of each other during the monologue.
* August 29, 2012: It's the third episode on Craig's new set at Studio 56 and in the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLYcFp__uIg Tweets and E-Mails]] segment, a person asks why Secretariat's barn area is shown with daylight and the city behind Craig's desk is nighttime.
* Whenever the audience seems to be getting a bit emotional over some of the remarks he makes towards his sidekicks, Craig will assert that they're merely conventions of the show to make everything funnier. Eventually reaches it's peak after a variant of the "What Did We Learn on the Show Tonight, Craig" intro didn't do well with a lot of people. It went roughly like this;
-->"We had to change that one. Because a lot of people didn't like the fact that the cat ascended to Heaven. ''It's not a real cat.'' It's a ''drawing'' of a cat. [Geoff] is an appliance, [Secretariat's] not a real [ĦAY CARAMBA!] horse! '''''I DON'T EXIST!'''''"
* March 15, 2013: Before the show the producer, Michael, made a joke to the effect of "You know how yesterday was PiDay, well today's Friday", so Craig spends a third of monologue just shitting all over Michael for trying to be helpful.
* September 9th, 2013: ''"Series/ThePriceIsRight and my penis are very different of course! One's been around for over 50 years but Drew Carey made it bigger than ever....."'' Craig doesn't even ''finish'' that joke.
** Followed up by a pseudo-ImagineSpot where Craig shows what ''The Late Late Show'' would look like if ''Secretariat'' hosted. Secretariat simply comes out from the entrance and makes a mockery of Craig's mannerisms. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxJQnjKrYU4 Should be seen to be fully appreciated.]]
* Anytime Cool Old Legends like BettyWhite, JulieAndrews, DonRickles, or RobinWilliams visit the show. Every. Single. Time.
* March 6, 2014: Josh Robert Thompson [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjfEhESvpdU cracks Craig and himself up]] with his [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent bizarre voice]] for Philly Cheesesteak shop owner Serge.
* When Drew Carey hosted on April Fools Day 2014, one of the tweets asked where Drew first met Craig. Drew deadpanned "Christian Mingle".
* Anytime Craig makes a comment about the [[SarcasmMode high quality production and content of his show.....]] and immediately cracks up laughing.
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