* On the first day of new recruit training, we get this little gem from Billy Connoly's character:
--> '''Gant:''' ''RIGHT,'' [[DrillSergeantNasty YOU LITTLE BASTARDS! YOU WILL STAND UP STRAIGHT OR I WILL PERSONALLY SHIT-KICK EVERY FAR EASTERN BUTTOCK THAT APPEARS BEFORE MY EYES!!!]]
--->''(the recruits fearfully stand up straight, despite the fact that Gant was speaking in English)''
--> '''Algren:''' Well done, sergeant.
--> '''Gant:''' When you understand the language, sir, everything falls into place.
* Algren and his one-sided conversation with the samurai assigned to guard him.
-->''I just realized, I've been remiss. Forgive me, I forgot to thank you for looking out for me yesterday. That is your job, correct? Protecting me. Well done 'Bob.' You don't mind if I call you Bob, do you? I knew a Bob once; God, he was ugly as a mule. Are you a ladies man, Bob?''
* Simon Graham (Timothy Spall) getting past security by pretending that Algren is the United States President.
** Come to ''personally'' [[AuthorityEqualsAsskicking lead Omura's army into battle, no less.]]
** It's perfectly complemented by Cruise's expression of "Wait, what!?" when Graham is making his proclamation.
--> '''Algren:''' ''President of the United States''!?
--> '''Graham:''' Sorry. I think I'm going to be sick.