Many, many strips hold these, but there are plenty to note:

* [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=302 This strip.]]
-->'''Psycho Mantis''': That conniving backstabbing son of a bitch '''Santa Claus'''!
* "Do I look like a masochist? Don't answer that." [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=124 Here]].
* [[http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=320 Liquid tries to point out that he's Foxhound's C.O., not their mother.]]
-->'''Wolf''': ''LIQVIIIIIIID! MANTIS IS TRYING TO MAKE ZOMBIIEEES!''
* [[http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=322 Mantis's necromancy]].
-->'''"Zombie":''' ('''EXPLODES IN A HUGE SPRAY OF GORE''')
-->'''Mantis:''' Huh. Oh well, still got thirty-seven more.
* Before that, the rest of the gang has come in to investigate. Naoimi's there as well. When asked why, she tries to make a joke:
--> '''Naomi:''' Me? I just love being around dead bodies.
--> '''Everyone Else:''' ''[[DudeNotFunny Stares blankly at her]]''
--> '''Naomi:''' That was a ''joke.'' You know? Ha ha?
--> '''Wolf:''' I vas just thinking: how ''could'' zis get any creepier?
* [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder Ocelot]] and Solidus talking about the plans for taking over Metal Gear. [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=384 They end their conversation]]:
-->'''Solidus:''' I'll be in Europe working on START 3 the whole time, but feel free to contact me by CODEC anytime.
-->'''Ocelot:''' Okay, see ya. ...Wait.
-->'''Solidus:''' Yeah?
-->'''Ocelot:''' You're going to be negotiating a nuclear disarmament treaty.
-->'''Solidus:''' Yes.
-->'''Ocelot:''' [[RefugeInAudacity At the same time we are testing]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice an impossibly powerful nuclear weapon. In secret.]]
-->'''Solidus:''' And?
--> (BeatPanel)
-->'''Ocelot:''' [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder Can I hug you?]]
* [[http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=314 Ocelot's interrupting Solidus'...activities on CODEC]].
-->'''Ocelot:''' Where ''are'' you?
-->'''Solidus:''' In the Oval Office. Now piss off! (''looks down'') ...Not you, babe. Keep going.
-->(Later)
-->'''Ocelot:''' For the first time, I feel like I [[AMindIsATerribleThingToRead really]] [[HeManWomanHater understand]] [[AllergicToLove Mantis.]]
* "'''[[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=244 I will find your mother's grave and fuck her corpse!]]'''" Especially when you realise that his mother is The Boss. The most badass soldier in history. Who gave birth to Ocelot during the Normandy landing. Somehow, she'd find a way to kick Mantis' ass for that if he ever tried. What's even funnier is how Mantis tried to justify this threat when a mailbag letter called him out on making a threat like that despite his hatred of sexual contact.
* [[http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=342 Ocelot learns that Sergei Gurlukovich was planning to have him assassinated]]:
-->'''Ocelot:''' Wait, were ''you'' going to try and kill '''me'''?
-->'''Gurlukovich:''' Shalashaska! Don't be ridiculous, we would never-
-->'''Ocelot:''' Oh my god, you '''WERE''' gonna kill me!
-->'''Gurlukovich:''' My friend, I-
-->'''Ocelot:''' That's '''ADORABLE!'''
* [[http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=343 When Liquid attempted to hire some new FOXHOUND members. He mentions when they tested Reader Rabbit]]:
-->'''Liquid narrating''': Reader Rabbit...[[NoJustNoReaction No. Just No.]]
-->'''Reader Rabbit''': Can you spell "cat"?
-->'''Psycho Mantis''': Can you spell [[http://www.frenchgardening.com/cuisine.html?pid=1169488697207375 "Lapin à la moutarde?"]]
* Liquid and Octopus's MushroomSamba.
-->'''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Evil Cro-Magnon Carrot]]''': ''[[http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=110 TASTY HUUUU-MAN!]]''
* The explanation to why Sniper Wolf's outfit is so... [[http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=402 revealing]].
-->'''Sniper Wolf''': I mean, look at zis!
-->'''Liquid Snake''': [[MaleGaze I am looking at zis.]]
* [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=352 Baker finding out that FOXHOUND will be sent to Shadow Moses for the REX testing]], after being relieved that Dead Cell isn't being sent.
* Pointing out [[http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=491 how pointless]] Liquid disguising himself as Master Miller was in the original game.
-->'''Ocelot:''' What good's a disguise gonna do? It's Codec.
** Made even funnier when you remember that the reason Octopus and Ocelot looked at each other for one panel was because they had a Codec conversation earlier on in which they mentioned how they could see each other.
*** Not to mention this whole thing came up specifically because their original plan was to use Octopus to disguise as Miller, even though Codec is audio-only.
* [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=284 Rewinding memories can be hilarious.]]
-->'''[=MSG3=] Ocelot:''' "Mrrrrowww!"\\
* Russian soldiers appear *\\
'''Sokolov:''' "GRU operatives!"\\
* [=VHS=] rewinding sounds and screen effects *\\
'''[=MSG3=] Ocelot:''' "Mrrrrowww!"\\
* Russian soldiers appear *\\
'''Sokolov:''' "GRU operatives!"\\
* [=VHS=] rewinding sounds and screen effects *\\
'''[=MSG3=] Ocelot:''' "Mrrrrowww!"\\
* [=VHS=] rewinding sounds and screen effects *\\
'''[=MSG3=] Ocelot:''' "Mrrrrowww!"\\
* [=VHS=] rewinding sounds and screen effects *\\
'''[=MSG3=] Ocelot:''' "Mrrrrowww!"\\
* Decoy Octopus, Sniper Wolf and Vulcan Raven are snickering *\\
'''Liquid Snake:''' Come on, man, one more.\\
'''Psycho Mantis:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll * choking back laughter *]] "All right, all right, one more. But then we have to get going."
* Berthold discovers that [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=185 his previous visit to Shadow Moses]] [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=409 had unintended consequences.]]
** [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=416 "God, I told you to stop following me!"]]
** [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=417 It turns out that Sniper Wolf is a grandma.]]
* Gurlukovich calls Ocelot through a "secure" line. Ocelot reveals that there are no less than four American agents tapping the line. [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=415 Hilarity ensues.]] Even funnier is that the last one is Richard Ames from ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty'', a known Patriot agent.
--> "[[SarcasmMode Nice job guys. No, really. Way to go.]]"
* Colonel Campbell to the President. "[[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=210 With all due respect sir]]...this is totally [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] insane."
* [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=326 Raven being stopped]] at the U.S./Mexican border ''in a tank''. ''[[RefugeInAudacity And being allowed through.]]''
--> '''Border Guard''': Alright, your inspection is done, go on ahead.
--> '''Raven''': That's it?
--> '''Border Guard''': Yessir, you're all clear.
--> '''Raven''': ...So there is absolutely no problem with me bringing a tank across the border.
--> '''Border Guard''': 'Long as there ain't no Mexicans hidin' inside, and we checked that.
* During a trip into Ocelot's mind, Raven and Mantis witness the moment where Young Ocelot was playing russian roulette... with ''three'' revolvers... ''juggling them''. Then The Boss comes and snatches the one that was about to shoot. [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=291 Their reactions sells it.]]
-->'''Raven''': ... How--\\
'''Mantis''': Shut up, I'm doing the math.
** [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=340 Later]], Mantis tries to figure it out with Ocelot recreating it. He still gets it wrong, and Ocelot notes ''he'' doesn't know how she knew it either.
--->'''Mantis''': Damnit, how did she do it?\\
'''Ocelot''': Buddy, it's been forty years and ''I'' haven't figured it out yet.
* [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=226 Chinaman's introduction.]]
* Wolf and Ocelot have a small [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=267 shooting contest.]]
* We finally discover The Boss' weakness: [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=337 The Sorrow's]] PuppyEyes.
* [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=50 When Raven and Mantis]] go on a [[JourneyToTheCenterOfTheMind journey to the center of Liquid's mind]] and find that the metaphor for Liquid's mind is a building which has more than a passing resemblance to a giant penis. Imagining the exact way the characters would say their lines seals it.
-->'''Raven:''' Wow. Just... wow.\\
'''Mantis:''' [[FreudWasRight Freud would shit his pants]].
* The REX testing...[[EpicFail doesn't exactly get off to a great start.]]
--> (After a significant time is spent on an ActivationSequence...only to peter out at the very end)
--> '''Liquid, over the radio:''' [[SarcasmMode Your interface continues to impress me, Doctor Emmerich.]] ''[[SkewedPriorities How long did you spend animating that particular piece of metal falling off?]]''
** Things don't get any better, leading to a FailureMontage. Eventually Liquid gets fed up and says he has a better idea for tomorrow:
---> (The next day, Liquid is ''sitting on top of the railgun.'')
---> '''Liquid:''' Okay, now you [Ocelot] throw me the missile.
* [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=464 "Yeah, okay, I'm with you. The guy who designed this place can just go to hell."]]
* After Ocelot instantly figures out Shadow Moses is a front for building a Metal Gear, he wonders who ''couldn't'' figure out something so obvious. It immediately cuts to [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=155 Otacon]] playing with ''Transformers'' action figures.
* [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=456 Immediately after FOXHOUND]] captures Shadow Moses, Ocelot gets rid of his inhaler for ChronicBackstabbingDisorder, basically preparing himself to screw over anyone at anytime.
* [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=411 Liquid introduces Ocelot to the DARPA Chief]], unaware that Ocelot knew the DARPA Chief from when he was Sigint.
* [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=245 When Ocelot and Mantis are in the hospital after a fight with each other]], Octopus takes the opportunity to make it [[TelepathicSprinklers as uncomfortable as possible]] for [[TheFriendNobodyLikes them]].
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