* Pretty much every scene involving Charters and Caldicott.
-->'''Charters:''' If only we hadn't missed that train in Budapest.
-->'''Caldicott:''' Well, I don't want to rub it in, but if you hadn't insisted on standing up until they'd finished their national anthem...
-->'''Charters:''' Yes, but you must show respect, Caldicott. Well, if I'd known it was going to last twenty minutes...
-->'''Caldicott:''' Well, it's always been my contention that the "Hungarian Rhapsody" is not their national anthem. In any case, we were the only two standing.
* When another guest at the hotel gets a phone call from England, Charters talks to the caller while no one is looking in order to get the day's cricket scores. The caller can't help him so ''he hangs up.'' Followed by him and Caldicott sneaking away trying to look innocent when the guy who was supposed to get the call comes down.
* For being a ''supposed'' [[spoiler:super spy, Miss Froy isn't very good at looking dignified while captured]].
* During the fight in the baggage car with Signor Doppo, Gilbert tells Iris to help instead of just standing there. She aims a kick at Doppo's behind, only to miss and hit Gilbert.
-->'''Gilbert:''' That doesn't help!

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