* The wisdom of Joukahainen, which contains such pearls as [[CaptainObvious "Fire is hot"]] and "The salmon is a fish."
* The solution for the problem of what to do with the cold silver bride? "Send her to the Russians."
* Lemminkäinen ruining the stealth mission to Pohjola by ''[[WithCatLikeTread singing loudly]]''. After being [[IdiotHero told not to multiple times]].