* Jennifer Garner happily dropping this gem: "Hi. I just finished masturbating."
* Most of the questions asked by the people when Mark is reading the commandments.
-->'''Guy:''' ''What kind of mansion [would we get after we die]?''\\
'''Mark:''' ''The [[PhysicalHeaven best mansion you could think of]].''\\
'''Other guy:''' ''Oh, I was thinking of a horrible mansion!''
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