* Web's quip upon shooting Simon Gunther in the pilot:
-->''SIMON GUNTHER! *bang* Let her go! *lowers his gun* Damn, got that backwards.''
* Danny's silent conversation with the older kid in "Pre-Filer" about how to properly play FBI agent and hold a gun.
* "Bitch, don't you try to profile me!" Apparently, [[Series/{{Lost}} Ben Linus]] has grown the snark gene.
* Paul's OutGambit to S.A. Terry from "Declawed":
-->''I think I covered it all. Although, I left out the part where you prefer [=McCartney=] to Lennon. I didn't see any need to humiliate you.''
** Terry stepping out of his office to deliver the earth-shaking revelation that the victims all went to a nail salon, which the team already blew past, and finding the bullpen empty because they're out actually ''finding'' the unsub.