!![[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Disney film]]

* "Oh, look! [[EveryoneHatesMimes A mime!]] ''*prepares to hock loogie*''"
* Very ''dark'' funny immediately after the Hellfire sequence, there is this exchange:
-->'''Phoebus:''' Good morning, sir.
-->'''Frollo:''' ''(groans, rubbing his eyes)''
-->'''Phoebus:''' Are you feeling all right?
-->'''Frollo:''' I had a little... trouble with the fireplace.
*
-->'''Esmerelda:''' You sneaky son of a--
-->'''Phoebus:''' Ah ah ah...watch it. We're in a church.
* Not to mention during Esmeralda's dance routine:
--> '''Frollo:''' ''Look'' at that ''disgusting'' display!
--> '''[[AllMenArePerverts Phoebus]]:''' ''[[ImAManICantHelpIt (with obvious delight)]]'' [[AManIsAlwaysEager Yes, sir!]]
* Another ''very'' dark example, in the Palace of Justice:
-->'''Frollo:''' You know, my last Captain of the Guard was...a bit of a disappointment to me.
--> (A lash and a particularly loud scream of pain; Phoebus's expression is a mix of 'What the ''hell'' was that???' and 'Dear ''god'', was that the guy who came before me??????')
-->'''Frollo:''' Well, no matter. I'm sure you'll...''whip'' my men into shape? (Grin.)
-->'''Phoebus:''' (No, seriously, ''was'' that the last captain of the guard? Oh god, I'm in trouble.) Um, yes sir, great honour...
* "Achilles, ''[[BrickJoke sit!]]''"
** A little later, "[[{{Pun}} Achilles, heel!]]".
* Several moments involving the gargoyles ''are'' quite funny
** Most of "A Guy Like You" (Hugo cross-dresses as Esmeralda, gets his horns stuck in the ceiling, and the gargoyles say Quasi is shaped "like a croissant is", when they mishear a conversation and come to the conclusion that "Frollo's nose is long and he wears a truss" and when they all appear to be sketching Esmeralda, except Hugo who sketches Djali the goat instead.
** Laverne to the pigeons: [[Film/TheWizardOfOz "Fly, my pretties!]] [[WickedWitch Fly! Fly!]] ''[[EvilLaugh AHAHAHAHAhahahaha!!!]]'' *cue {{Leitmotif}}*
** '''''"DON'T YOU EVER MIGRATE?!!!"'''''
* "Frollo's nose is long and he wears a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truss_(medicine) truss]]!"
-->[[IKnewIt "HAH! Pay up, chump!!"]]
* The epic exchange after Phoebus and Quasimodo decide to go find the Court of Miracles:
-->'''Phoebus:''' Truce? (He pats Quasi on the back encouragingly)
-->'''Quasimodo:''' Well...okay. (He hits Phoebus in the spot where the arrow hit him, causing him to groan in pain) Sorry.
-->'''Phoebus:''': ...no, you're not.
** A lot of Quasimodo and Phoebus' interactions during this period of the movie is hilarious.
** The DVD commentary made the previously heartbreaking scene where Quasimodo discovers Esmerelda's love of Phoebus hilarious, with the filmmakers almost {{MSTing}} their own movie at some points:
--->'''Gary Trousdale''': (as Esmerelda) Quasimodo, this is my boyfriend Phoebus. He wrecked his dad's car, can he stay at your apartment for a few days?
** Quasi's "cool loft apartment" is a RunningGag through the commentary.
* Then there's Clopin, indulging in a bit of literal GallowsHumor:
--> '''Clopin:''' Any last words?
--> *Quasimodo and Phoebus, being BoundAndGagged, can only make some indecipherable noises*
--> '''Clopin:''' (rolling his eyes at the FourthWall) That's what they ''all'' say.
** Immediately followed by:
--->'''Clopin:''' Now that we've heard all the evidence-- ''[interrupting himself with a hand puppet]'' Wait, I object! ''[as himself]'' Overruled! ''[as puppet]'' I object! ''[as himself]'' Quiet! ''[as puppet]'' ...Dang.
** Then Esmaralda interrups the "trial" and explaines that they are friends, Clopen exclaims in the most innocently bemused voice: "Well, why didn't they ''[[BoundAndGagged say]]'' so!?"
--> "WE ''DID'' SAY SO!"
* "I'm free! I'm free! ...Oof! ...Dang it."
* The entire Esmeralda/Phoebus scene in the cathedral, but especially:
--> '''Phoebus:''' You fight almost as well as a man.
--> '''Esmeralda:''' Funny, I was going to say the same thing about you!
--> '''Phoebus:''' That's hitting a little below the belt, isn't it?
--> '''Esmeralda:''' No. [[GroinAttack This is.]]
* The part when it emerges that Frollo taught Quasimodo his alphabet using words like abomination, blasphemy, contrition, damnation, ''eternal'' damnation, and forgiveness. It's both a blessing and a shame that they stopped at f; one wonders what the rest of the alphabet would have been like...
* Absolutely everything in Esmeralda's chase/escape sequence; the best parts would have to be the aforementioned "I'm free!" bit, and Phoebus, after ducking a ricocheting helmet, in dazed admiration: ''"What a woman!"''
* The gargoyles building a fully functional catapult from assorted items found in the cathedral and then... shoving it off the roof onto the soldiers.
--> '''Victor:''' "Are you sure that's how it works?"
** Made even funnier when the catapult crushes a few soldiers in a manner similar to a mouse trap.
--> '''Hugo:''' Works for me!
* "Ah, Paris. The city of lovers is glowing this evening. ''(blissful sigh)'' True, that's because it's on ''fire'' ... but still there's ''l'amour''."
* Clopin spends most of the 'Topsy-Turvy' number trolling Quasimodo. At one point he takes part in a chorus line, skirt included!
* A piece of MoodWhiplash while Paris is burning.
-->'''Victor:''' It's hopeless.
-->'''Hugo:''' You're telling me! I'm losing to a ''bird!''
-->''(cut to Hugo playing poker with a pigeon)''
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