!![[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame The Disney film]]
* "Oh, look! [[EveryoneHatesMimes A mime!]] *''prepares to hock loogie''*"
* Very ''dark'' funny immediately after the Hellfire sequence, there is this exchange:
-->'''Phoebus:''' Good morning, sir.\\
'''Frollo:''' [''groans, rubbing his eyes'']\\
'''Phoebus:''' Are you feeling all right?\\
'''Frollo:''' I had a little... trouble with the fireplace.
*
-->'''Esmerelda:''' You sneaky son of a--\\
'''Phoebus:''' Ah ah ah...watch it. We're in a church.
* Not to mention during Esmeralda's dance routine:
-->'''Frollo:''' ''Look'' at that ''disgusting'' display!\\
'''[[AllMenArePerverts Phoe]][[ChivalrousPervert bus]]:''' ''[[[ImAManICantHelpIt with obvious delight]]]'' [[AManIsAlwaysEager Yes, sir!]]
* Another ''very'' dark example, in the Palace of Justice:
-->'''Frollo:''' You know, my last Captain of the Guard was...a bit of a disappointment to me.\\
(a lash and a particularly loud scream of pain; Phoebus's expression is a mix of 'What the ''hell'' was that???' and 'Dear ''god'', was that the guy who came before me??????)\\
'''Frollo:''' Well, no matter. I'm sure you'll...''whip'' my men into shape? [''grins'']\\
'''Phoebus:''' Um, yes sir, great honour...
* "Achilles, ''[[BrickJoke sit!]]''"
** A little later, "[[{{Pun}} Achilles, heel!]]".
* Several moments involving the gargoyles ''are'' quite funny
** Most of "A Guy Like You" (Hugo cross-dresses as Esmeralda, gets his horns stuck in the ceiling, and the gargoyles say Quasi is shaped "like a croissant is", when they mishear a conversation and come to the conclusion that "Frollo's nose is long and he wears a truss" and when they all appear to be sketching Esmeralda, except Hugo who sketches Djali the goat instead.
** Laverne to the pigeons: [[Film/TheWizardOfOz "Fly, my pretties!]] [[WickedWitch Fly! Fly!]] ''[[EvilLaugh AHAHAHAHAhahahaha!!!]]'' *cue {{Leitmotif}}*
** '''''"DON'T YOU EVER MIGRATE?!!!"'''''
* "Frollo's nose is long and he wears a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truss_(medicine) truss]]!"
-->[[IKnewIt "HAH! Pay up, chump!!"]]
* The epic exchange after Phoebus and Quasimodo decide to go find the Court of Miracles:
-->'''Phoebus:''' Truce? [''he pats Quasi on the back encouragingly'']\\
'''Quasimodo:''' Well...okay. [''he hits Phoebus in the spot where the arrow hit him, causing him to groan in pain''] Sorry.\\
'''Phoebus:''' ...no, you're not.
** A lot of Quasimodo and Phoebus' interactions during this period of the movie is hilarious.
*** "I've lived in a bell tower for 20 years, I think I'd know what the city looks like from above."
** The DVD commentary made the previously heartbreaking scene where Quasimodo discovers Esmeralda's love of Phoebus hilarious, with the filmmakers almost {{MSTing}} their own movie at some points:
--->'''Gary Trousdale:''' [''as Esmeralda''] Quasimodo, this is my boyfriend Phoebus. He wrecked his dad's car, can he stay at your apartment for a few days?
** Quasi's "cool loft apartment" is a RunningGag through the commentary.
* Then there's Clopin, indulging in a bit of literal GallowsHumor:
-->'''Clopin:''' Any last words?\\
[''Quasimodo and Phoebus, being BoundAndGagged, can only make some indecipherable noises'']\\
'''Clopin:''' [''rolling his eyes at the FourthWall''] That's what they ''all'' say.
** Immediately followed by:
--->'''Clopin:''' Now that we've heard all the evidence-- [''interrupting himself with a hand puppet''] Wait, I object! [''as himself''] Overruled! [''as puppet''] I object! [''as himself''] Quiet! [''as puppet''] ...Dang.
** Then Esmeralda interrupts the "trial" and explains that they are friends, Clopin exclaims in the most innocently bemused voice: "Well, why didn't they ''[[BoundAndGagged say]]'' so!?"
--->"WE ''DID'' SAY SO!"
* "I'm free! I'm free! ...Oof! ...Dang it."
* The entire Esmeralda/Phoebus scene in the cathedral, but especially:
-->'''Phoebus:''' You fight almost as well as a man.\\
'''Esmeralda:''' Funny, I was going to say the same thing about you!\\
'''Phoebus:''' That's hitting a little below the belt, isn't it?\\
'''Esmeralda:''' No. [[GroinAttack This is.]]
* The part when it emerges that Frollo taught Quasimodo his alphabet using words like abomination, blasphemy, contrition, damnation, ''eternal'' damnation, and forgiveness. It's both a blessing and a shame that they stopped at f; one wonders what the rest of the alphabet would have been like...
* Absolutely everything in Esmeralda's chase/escape sequence; the best parts would have to be the aforementioned "I'm free!" bit, and Phoebus, after ducking a ricocheting helmet, in dazed admiration: ''"What a woman!"''
* The gargoyles building a fully functional catapult from assorted items found in the cathedral and then... shoving it off the roof onto the soldiers.
-->'''Victor:''' "Are you sure that's how it works?"
** Made even funnier when the catapult crushes a few soldiers in a manner similar to a mouse trap.
--->'''Hugo:''' Works for me!
* "Ah, Paris. The city of lovers is glowing this evening. (''blissful sigh'') True, that's because it's on ''fire'' ... but still there's ''l'amour''."
* Clopin spends most of the "Topsy-Turvy" number trolling Quasimodo. At one point he takes part in a chorus line, skirt included!
* A piece of MoodWhiplash while Paris is burning.
-->'''Victor:''' It's hopeless.\\
'''Hugo:''' You're telling me! I'm losing to a ''bird!''\\
[''cut to Hugo playing poker with a pigeon'']
* Although it crosses with NightmareFuel, there's some room for morbid humor in regards of how Frollo died. It was like when Frollo exclaimed "[[TemptingFate And he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!]]", God casually replies "Sure thing!" and then sends Frollo to the fiery pit.
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