* In a bit of GallowsHumor, the fat lady screaming at the [[GoryDiscretionShot splattered body of Hudsucker]], then Mussburger calmly grabbing Hudsucker's lit cigar and not wanting to waste "a good Montecristo".
* Norville pitching his idea to a tired old mail sorter:
-->'''Norville:''' "See, I don't think I'll be working in this mail room for very long!"
-->'''Old Timer:''' "[[DeadpanSnarker Nope, don't s'pose you will.]]"
* An executive [[DrivenToSuicide who decides to follow Hudsucker's example]] mid-way through the movie learns that the high-rise office building's SoftGlass has been replaced with a new type of safety-glass... when he smacks face-first into it at a full sprint and gets stopped cold.
* Amy's reaction to Norville insulting the writer of a hatchet piece on him, unaware that it was actually her:
--> '''Norville:''' "What do you say we do dinner and a show? We can go see ''Theater/TheKingAndI!''"
-->''[[ArmorPiercingSlap *smack!*]]''
--> '''Norville:'''"...[[ComicallyMissingThePoint How about]] ''Theater/{{Oklahoma}}''?"
* Never has the invention of the hulahoop been so [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLOAXDb6fps hilarious.]]