* Mrs. Lintott speaking about her alma mater:
-->Durham was good for history. It's where I had my first pizza. Other things, too, of course, but it's the pizza that stands out"
* Rudge's practice interview. Made even funnier when Hector gets up to try and smack him and Mrs. Lintott holds him back.
-->'''Mrs. Lintott:''' Now, how do you define history, Mr. Rudge?\\
'''Rudge:''' Can I speak freely, miss? Without being hit?\\
'''Mrs. Lintott:''' I will protect you.\\
'''Rudge:''' How do I define history? ''[shrug]'' It's just one fucking thing after another.
* Taken aback at Posner's confession of love for Dakin, Irwin asks, "Does Dakin know?" -- Posner matter-of-factly replies "Oh, yes. [[EvenTheGuysWantHim He says it isn't surprising.]]"
* The French scene, which takes place in "a brothel where all the clients use the subjunctive or the conditional."