* Eddie giving the mariachi band TheReasonYouSuckSpeech. "Deh-deh-deh-dadada, deh-deh-deh DEHHHH!"
* Lila's disturbingly kinky bedroom habits - she doesn't even know what the missionary position is.
* Tito pretending to give a porn tape to Eddie right in front of Miranda and her cousin.
** Any part with Tito, really.