* There aren't a lot of laughs in the Haunting, but a true classic comes with Luke's remark: ''"Hey, Doc, ya wanna buy a haunted house? I'll sell ya one, cheap!"'' It works all the better considering that it follows the [[NightmareFuel breathing door]] scene.
** There's also the part were the group finds the library's collection of books full of creepy demon illustrations. Luke considers using them to make Christmas cards.
** Another one from Luke, as his skepticism begins to unravel:
-->'''Luke:''' "I haven't seen a damn thing!" (beat) "I just don't like the way it looks."
* One from Markway early on when he finds the two girls lost in the hallway:
-->'''Markway:''' "Now, which door?"
-->'''Theo:''' (considers, then points) "That one."
-->'''Markway:''' "Wrong. I've studied the map, it's this one."
-->''(Markway confidently walks through the door...and into a broom closet).''