* Jim trying to get his son to just squash one little spider. And Megan stepping in totally deadpan and whacks the bug herself. [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity continues to ensue]].
--> '''Michael''': (''about the spider'') I don't wanna whack it, Dad!
--> '''Megan''': (''whacks spider'') There. Ya happy?
--> '''Mr. Evers''': No, I'm not happy! I'm trying to show Michael how important it is to whack your own spiders!
--> '''Megan''': (''walking away'') Whatever.
* In a slightly bizarre combination of funny and knightmare inducing,
--> '''Madame Leota''': Dark spirits from the grave come forth. Lift us from the black. And show us, show us the way back.
--> '''Jim Evers''': Dark spirits? Hey, no dark spirits! Don't you make no dark spirits come out!
* The scene where Jim finds his kids, but they want to stay and help the ghosts while he just wants to leave.
--> '''Megan''': They're ghosts, Dad.
--> '''Jim''': They're not ghosts. We're just having hallucinations from that dinner that we ate. It was that chicken, it didn't taste right.
--> '''Emma''': (insulted, Emma turns into mist and re-appears right in front of Jim) Hey!
--> '''Jim''': Whoa!
* Mr. Evers ''obviously'' ''can't'' see the Hitchhiking Ghosts sitting in the carriage next to him...
--> '''Hitchhiking Ghost''': I could swear he was looking right at me.
* Ezra and Emma fighting over the reins while taking the Evers family to the crypt.
--> '''Emma''': Move over.
--> '''Ezra''': What are you doing?
--> '''Emma''': If you keep driving, you'll kill us all.
--> '''Ezra''': Well that's where you're wrong, because some of us are already dead. Ha-ha!
* Just three words... The Singing Busts!
--> '''Busts''': ''Do, do, do, do, do do!''
--> '''Jim''': Hey guys! Keep it down!
--> '''Busts''': ''We'll Keep it down, We'll keep it down, Oh, Yes we will we'll keep it down. Oh, Were driving down a highway nowwww... And were trying, to, keep, it, DOWNNNNN!''