* Hynkel's speech, which also serves as his introduction. A passionately random speech - it rambles past praising Tomania, condemning democracy, discussing the relationship between Herring and Garbitsch, praising Aryan maidens, condemning the Jews (with a hateful, insulting passion that causes a microphone to bend away from him (and bounce back towards his face, causing him to back down). This bit is [[TactfulTranslation tactfully translated]] to "His Excellency has just referred to the Jewish people") and seemingly declaring war on all of Europe. All of this interrupted by random fits of coughing, Herring's failed belt-tightening, and a couple of mannerisms borrowed from Hitler himself. See it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4UhJpviVYg here]]. It's capped off by the translator saying "In conclusion, [[TactfulTranslation the Phooey remarks that]] [[ExactWords for the rest of the world, he has nothing but]] [[BlatantLies peace in his heart.]]"
** The best part is that it is ''entirely'' [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign pseudo-Germanic rubbish]] including random words such as "sauerkraut", "cheese-und-cracker", "lager beer" and "baloney" and the BlackSpeech is so difficult to pronounce that Hynkel descends into coughing fits twice.
** Herr Garbitsch looking at his watch as Hynkel talks about him.
** The freaky growling noise Hynkel makes when he starts ranting about jews.
* A second speech, after Herring knocks him down the stairs. Herring, in his fake German, comes up with "der Banana", and they just run with it.
* The Barber's exploits in the first world war.
** The Barber and his whole regiment shrugging their shoulders after misfiring an [[{{BFG}} artillery piece]].
*** They top this on another shot, but blowing up an outhouse.
** The soldiers delegating to each other on working on a shell. Finally the Lieutenant tells the Private, the Jewish Barber, who turns and finds there is nobody to delegate too.
** The Barber getting lost in a fog and ending up marching with an enemy patrol.
* Hynkel's dance with a balloon globe. Never before was UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler's megalomania punctured with such graceful comedy.
* Hynkel and Napaloni constantly trying to one-up each other.
** One that stands above everything is the meeting in Hynkel's office. Garbitsch has set up everything for Napaloni to be intimidated: he'd have to reach Hynkel's desk from the other side of the [[UnnecessarilyLargeInterior enormous office]], and would be made sit near Hynkel's bust and in such a position where he'd have to look up to him to see his eyes... And then Napaloni barges in from ''behind Hynkel'' and salutes him with a manly slap on the back, and continues ruining the whole effort and intimidating Hynkel (and injurying Garbitsch) by ''being friendly''.
** When they're getting a shave, each one is trying to lift their chair higher than the other. It ends up with them hitting the ceiling and Hynkel's chair loosening and going down again.
* The various resistance members all doing their best to avoid being randomly picked for a suicide mission.
* Jack Oakey with his spot-on impersonation of Il Duce's chin-thrust.
* Commander Schultz flying upside-down.
** He thinks he's gonna die when his plane runs out of fuel so he starts talking about his sweetheart. He's still talking after his plane crashes.
* Hynkel's secretary typing an entire speech after hearing him say only one Tomanian word.
** Preceded by a very long word (or a sentence?) producing a very short type.
** Hynkel himself appears surprised during the former feat.
* Hynkel skipping across the room and climbing into the curtains after hearing himself described as ruler of the world.
* Hynkel dropping his secretary like a sack of potatoes when he hears the buzzer ring.
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