* The Goon/Ghost of Christmas Present's abuse of the Zombie Priest/Scrooge in the Literature/AChristmasCarol issue:
-->''Aw, what's the matter, can't you pass through walls like me?'' '''WHAM!''' ''What's that like, slappin' yer face against a brick wall, huh? Does it hurt? I wouldn't know, seein as I'm a ghost!''
* The Goon and ComicBook/{{Hellboy}} comparing monster hunting techniques:
-->'''Hellboy''': Let me handle this, I'm a professional!
-->'''Goon''': Oh, yeah? usually when I come up against something like this, I just try punching it in the head.
-->'''Hellboy''': ... Me too.
* From the Goon [[{{Metalocalypse}} Dethklok]] IntercontinuityCrossover: Doctor Rockzo introduces [[HairTriggerTemper Franky]] to cocaine. [[http://www.4thletter.net/gavok/art/franky.jpg There are no survivors.]]
* ''The Atomic Rage'' the foul-mouthed JackKirby style superhero from the [[ShowWithinAShow popular in-universe comic book]]
--> '''Atomic Rage''': **** my big atomic **** you commie ******* ********! Only a ***** would read another comic magazine!
* "Jimmy Turtle and the Legendary Box Car of Well-Made Ladies Shoes". [[RenoNineOneOne Thomas Lennon's]] prose backup story in The Goon #10.
* The various celebrity guest appearances, including Gregory Peck, Rod Serling and Bob Dylan as the Hobo King.
-->'''Rod Serling''': [[TheTwilightZone Submitted for your approval, two tales of bizarre misadventure in a landscape of madness.]] A fish woman, a skunk ape and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking blueberry pie.]] Keep telling yourself that it couldn't happen. Keep telling yourselves that only rational things happen in your rational world. But this is a world of shadow and of little substance. A world outside of space and time. [[SophisticatedAsHell A world where your punk *** better believe I am one suave son of a *****.]]