* The repo men who try to take away Gerald's stuff, only to get chased away by five men in nothing but their underwear.
-->'''Gaz:''' Put down and piss off! ''[the repo men obey]''
* Gaz and Dave making Gerald blow his interview with [[ItMakesSenseInContext dancing lawn gnomes]].
* The guys doing the "Hot Stuff" dance in the dole queue when it comes on the radio.
* The DrivenToSuicide, as Dave shoves Lomper back into the car after Lomper calls him a bastard for pulling him out in the first place. Then he holds the car door shut while Lomper tries to escape.
* When Gaz tries to dance to 'You Sexy Thing' and only manages to throw change everywhere and burn himself with his cigarette whilst taking his shirt off.
* Rehearsal failure. When Gerald tells the lads to remove their belts, Guy gets hit in the face and spends the rest of the abortive routine incapacitated by pain, while the others struggle to remove their shoes and end up hopping on one foot for ages before giving up.
-->'''Nathan:''' That were crap.
* Guy's audition is hysterical.
** His attempt to recreate his favorite dance move from ''Film/SingingInTheRain''—''running up a wall''. Cue OffscreenCrash.
** So since he can't dance, what can he do? He answers by dropping his trousers to reveal a GagPenis.
--->'''Gaz:''' Gentlemen, the lunch box...has landed.
** Gerald, meanwhile, spends the first part of Guy's audition hiding behind a newspaper, since Guy tiled his bathroom and Gerald doesn't want to be recognised. But when the "lunch box" is revealed, even Gerald is so shocked that he lowers his paper, and, sure enough, Guy recognises him immediately.
--->'''Guy:''' Did his bathroom! ''[Thumbs up]''
* Dave's "I'm not a chicken drumstick, Gerald!" Followed by him trying the treatment with clingfilm.
* The lads are watching ''Flashdance'' as part of their dancing instruction. Some are intimidated, others impressed, but Dave is annoyed... because of Alex's welding technique. [[labelnote:note]]Amusingly, Dave is ''himself'' [[KnowNothingKnowItAll way off]] in his criticism[[/labelnote]]
-->'''Dave:''' Look at that, her mix is all to cock. Looks like Bonfire Night. There, that's too much acetylene. Them joints won't hold fuck-all.
* Dave and Horse admire a woman in a Cosmopolitan magazine, but Lomper dismisses her because her “tits are too big”. Horse responds with a perplexed, “Yeah? [[BuxomBeautyStandard Didn't know they could be]].” (Also counts as {{Foreshadowing}} since Lomper [[spoiler:turns out to be gay]].)