* The RunningGag from the ''Film/HarryPotter'' articles of the audience noticing Creator/EmmaWatson and having to back out of sexual innuendos, up until the ''[[Film/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince Half-Blood Prince]]'' script, where she reveals she's now legal.
* This moment from the script for ''Film/KillerElite'':
-->'''Creator/JasonStatham:''' Time to put on my best grim expression, go kick some ass, and find the bastards who kidnapped that Chinese girl.
-->'''Creator/RobertDeNiro:''' Jason, I think you're getting confused with ''Film/{{Safe|2012}}''.
-->'''Jason Statham:''' You're right - I mean, find the bastards who kidnapped that Chinese girl's family.
-->'''Robert De Niro:''' Not quite, that's ''Film/TheTransporter''.
-->'''Jason Statham:''' The bastards who kidnapped that Chinese doctor?
-->'''Robert De Niro:''' ''Film/TheExpendables2''.
-->'''Jason Statham:''' The Chinese bastard who kidnapped me?
-->'''Robert De Niro:''' ''Film/TheOne''.
-->'''Jason Statham:''' The Chinese bastard who killed my colleague?
-->'''Robert De Niro:''' ''Film/{{War|2007}}''.
-->'''Jason Statham:''' The bastards who injected me with Chinese poison?
-->'''Robert De Niro:''' ''Film/{{Crank}}''.
-->'''Jason Statham:''' The Chinese bastards who cut me open?
-->'''Robert De Niro:''' ''Film/CrankHighVoltage''.
-->'''Jason Statham:''' Well if there isn't anyone Chinese in this movie, what the bloody fuck am I supposed to be doing?
* From the script for ''Film/{{Thor}}'':
-->CHRIS hammers the FUCK out of THE ROBOT, hammers the FUCK out of some FROST GIANTS, hammers the FUCK out of [[Creator/TomHiddleston TOM HIDDLESTON]], and hammers the FUCK out of the RAINBOW BRIDGE.
-->'''Creator/ChrisHemsworth:''' [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A NAIL!]]
* During the script for ''Film/TheMummy1999'':
-->'''Script:''' [[Creator/ArnoldVosloo ARNOLD]] attacks [[Creator/BrendanFraser BRENDAN]] but BRENDAN instead kills him using a talisman or some other shit, I wasn't really paying attention.
* The [[http://www.the-editing-room.com/the-cabin-in-the-woods.html image caption]] for ''Film/TheCabinInTheWoods''.
* In the script for ''Film/XMenFirstClass'', Creator/KevinBacon's plan is so ridiculous that they actually stop the movie to hold a symposium about how stupid it is, which lasts about 4 months.
* The script for ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}''. All of it.
* The script for ''WesternAnimation/ThePrincessAndTheFrog'' being very clear about how Ray has a FamilyUnfriendlyDeath, or, as they put it, Creator/KeithDavid "KILLS HIM TO DEATH WITH MURDER".
* The script for ''WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie'' doesn't even use an actual screenshot. Just a picture of LEGO Franchise/{{Superman}}, Franchise/{{Batman}}, Franchise/WonderWoman, and Franchise/GreenLantern.
** And then there's this:
--->'''BATMAN:''' (''appearing'') Boo! I'm Batman! Hey, shouldn't I be "CGI Creator/WillArnett?"\\
''FUCK THAT, YOU'RE BATMAN.''
* This exchange from ''Film/TheWolverine'' where a big PlotHole is pointed out.
-->'''HAL YAMANOUCHI:''' Hugh, I've asked you here to reward you. Your reward is: give me your healing powers.\\
'''Creator/{{HUGH JACKMAN}}:''' You seem a little misinformed as to how rewards work.\\
'''HAL YAMANOUCHI:''' No, think about it. You hate your life, don't want to be The Wolverine any more and look forward to death. By making you mortal I'm pretty much granting your deepest desires.\\
'''HUGH JACKMAN:''' ...Huh, that's true. At this point of my character arc this should be an irresistible offer. So, hmm, what's a compelling reason for me to say no?\\
''(thinks)''\\
''(thinks)''\\
''(thinks)''\\
'''HUGH JACKMAN:''' Ah, reasons are for pussies. Shove your release from eternal suffering up your ass.
* The fact that they combined ''Film/{{No Strings Attached|2011}}'' and ''Film/FriendsWithBenefits'' into [[http://www.the-editing-room.com/no-friends-with-strings-attached-benefit.html one script]] because of how alike they were.
** They also did this for ''Autumn in New York'' and ''Sweet November.''
** Then they did it again for ''Film/BohemianRhapsody'' and ''[[Film/Rocketman2019 Rocketman]]''.
* The ending of the script for ''Journey 2: the Mysterious Island'', where things get so ridiculous that everyone's WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief actually snaps!
* The site turns the plot of ''Film/{{Super 8}}'' into a war between Creator/StevenSpielberg and Creator/JJAbrams.
-->'''Creator/KyleChandler:''' Hmm, the Sheriff being taken out by a menacing, barely-glimpsed CGI monster sounds like the work of J.J. Abrams. Yet the movie bending over backwards to make sure we know all the dogs are safe spells 80's Spielberg.
-->(''dramatic pause'')
-->'''Creator/KyleChandler:''' I suspect our small town has become the battleground, and us mere pawns, in a Film/{{Clash of the Titans|2010}}!
-->''CUE: DRAMATIC CHORD''
-->'''Random cop:''' Come on, Kyle, that movie sucked in the 80s AND present day. Let's aim a LITTLE higher.
-->'''Creator/KyleChandler:''' Er... hm, Abrams vs. Spielberg... this could be the work of the [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Raiders of the]] "Series/{{LOST}}" [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Ark]]?
-->'''Random cop:''' Too high.
* From ''Film/TheExpendables'':
-->'''Creator/JasonStatham:''' Christ, I've already done ''[[Film/TheTransporter Transporter]]'' and ''Film/{{Crank}}'', how did I wind up in yet another over-the-top, intentionally bad action movie?
-->'''Creator/SylvesterStallone:''' You mean intentionally awesome.
-->'''Jason Statham:''' Right, sure, but awesomely bad. I get it.
-->'''Sylvester Stallone:''' No, awesomely awesome. Dude, look how many muscles I have. I look like a goddamned wad of bubble wrap. This is the best movie ever made.
* A ''marvelous'' LampshadeHanging from the script to ''Film/KingKong2005''.
-->'''Creator/AdrienBrody's nose:''' Naomi! Come down from there! I love you!
-->'''Creator/NaomiWatts:''' I'm sorry, Adrian! I'm in love with this ape.
-->'''Creator/AdrienBrody's nose:''' Then I shall write a play for you in which you fall in love with an ape!
-->'''Creator/NaomiWatts:''' Are you crazy? Who would watch a human woman fall in love with an ape and think of it as anything but a ridiculous joke? Seriously, it would be completely absurd!
-->'''Creator/AdrienBrody's nose:''' What if I made it a three hour long play so that people forget what they're actually watching?
-->'''Creator/NaomiWatts:''' That would only make matters worse! The pretentiousness of a three hour story about a woman and an ape ought to be enough to kill the careers of everyone involved!
-->''It DOESN'T. Suddenly, PLANES shoot at KING KONG and he falls and dies.''
* Every single one of the T-Rex's lines in the script of ''Film/JurassicPark1993'', starting with the caption of the image:
-->''(The T-Rex is looking into the kids' car)''
-->'''T-Rex''': "Yep, I locked the keys in there all right. Fuuuck."
* ''Film/TheForceAwakens'': Fucking Leia managed to drop the ball on a line that every single person in the galaxy must know by now:
--> "May mass and acceleration multiply themselves in your presence. ''(pause)'' Was that right? It's been a while."
** And Rey's meeting with Luke Skywalker might explain some of those daymares she experienced:
---> '''Creator/DaisyRidley:''' Ermm... hey look, I bet you'll be happy to see this... it's your old lightsaber!
---> '''Creator/MarkHamill:''' Oh cool, yeah my father used that to murder like 100 children.
---> '''Daisy Ridley:''' [[FlatWhat Wait, what?]]
* There's a line in ''Film/{{Ted}}'' that will split the sides of anyone who has watched the movie:
--> '''Creator/MilaKunis:''' ''(eating parsnip)'' This tastes kinda fishy, yet strangely familiar.
* The abridged version of ''Film/{{Superman|TheMovie}}'' summed up in one line:
--> "Seriously, physics can go eat the biggest possible bag of dicks."
* From ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice'':
** The one part of superheroics that ''wasn't'' commented on in the movie:
---> '''Rescued Girl:''' Thanks, Super-Cavill! Um, you do realize there are individual people in mortal danger every second of every day, somewhere on Earth, right? If you only rescue people on TV then aren't you implicitly handing moral authority over to the media, abdicating your personal responsibility behind a smokescreen of perception bias which
--->'''Super-Cavill:''' LOOKS LIKE THIS WAS A JOB... FOR SUPER-CAVILL!! (''lowers himself into crowd'') YES, EVERYONE LAY ADORING HANDS ON ME, OH YEAHH, YEAHHH THAT'S IT, MMMMM YESSSSSSS (''perforates wall'')
** A follow-up to Batfleck's "Do you bleed?" line. Someone had clearly been dying to make fun of that one:
---> "Wait I'm not done, what about excessive perspiration? Runny nose? How about anal leakage, you ever deal with that? Asking for a friend!"
** During the senate hearing, Superman is mulling over what groceries he should buy. When the bomb goes off and everyone dies, he's suddenly reminded that [[CrossesTheLineTwice he needs to get more ground beef]].
** And then there's ''that'' old chestnut:
---> '''The Batfleck:'''(''into radio'') Hey Jeremy, before I go in there and kill everyone, would you check their mothers' names real quick?\\
'''Creator/JeremyIrons:'''(''on radio'') Querying the Interpol database now... they're mostly Russian goons, so lots of Katyas and Olgas. There is one Maria, I hope that isn't a problem...\\
'''The Batfleck:''' NOPE WE'RE ALL GOOD IT'S BATMURDERTIIIIIME!!!!!!!
* ''Film/{{Watchmen}}'' makes a {{pun}} sound hilarious:
--> (''MALIN notices another copy of BILLY working on his nuclear THINGAMAJIG.'')
--> '''Creator/MalinAkerman:''' What the fuck? You're working in here too? Why did you even say you wanted to have sex if you would have rather worked?
--> '''Creator/BillyCrudup:''' It's not like that, Malin. I definitely needed to get laid. After all... I've got blue balls.
--> '''Malin Akerman:''' ...
--> '''Billy Crudup:''' Hey-oooo!
--> '''Malin Akerman:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Ugh. I'm leaving you, Billy.]]
--> '''Billy Crudup:''' Please don't dump me, Malin. It would make me so... blue. Eh? Eh?
* The script for ''Film/{{Ghostbusters 1984}}'' introduces Creator/WilliamAtherton (Walter Peck), then immediately crosses his name out and replaces it with "Dickless" for the rest of the script.
* From ''Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar'':
** The driver of the car in the prologue crashes while swerving away from the giant "1991" caption.
** The first fight between Creator/SebastianStan and Creator/ChadwickBoseman.
--->'''Sebastian Stan:''' Come on. Quip at me. Call me Captain Chrome, offer to lend me a hand. Anything.
--->'''Chadwick Boseman:''' Sorry. ComicBook/BlackPanther don't wisecrack.
--->''(He ATTACKS SEBASTIAN like a fucking PRO.)''
--->'''Sebastian Stan:''' Holy shit, a Marvel character who doesn't undercut every serious moment with a wry observation? I'm not prepared for this! Abort! Abort!
** Series/{{The Defenders| 2017}}' actors glaring after Creator/RobertDowneyJr picks Creator/TomHolland over them for his team. Never mind the lack of an explanation for how exactly Creator/CharlieCox could glare while playing [[Series/Daredevil2015 a blind man]].
** When Robert Downey Jr. beats up Sebastian Stan, Stan tries to calm him down with, "[[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice OKAY OKAY WAIT WAIT WAIT... er, my Mom had the same name as yours?]]" and a "sheepish grin", but RDJ just beats him up some more while asking, "Why the fuck would that matter?"
** Chadwick Boseman delivers this gem before capturing Creator/DanielBruhl right before he tries to shoot himself:
--->You're a Marvel movie villain that doesn't utterly suck donkeyballs, [[CantKillYouStillNeedYou we may need you]]!
* From ''Film/SuicideSquad2016'':
** "You’re too late puny mortals! Witness as I destroy humanity with The Whip, followed by The Nae Nae!"
** One of the commentators came up with a bit of FridgeBrilliance:
---> '''tarandriel:''' All that dancing by the Enchantress is easily explained. Remember the last superhero movie that [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 had a bunch of misfits with various criminal backgrounds coming together]]? Remember how the [[Characters/MCURonanTheAccuser lame, world-threatening villain]] was defeated that time? So, it is perfectly logical the Enchantress came up prepared with some moves of her own, just in case Creator/WillSmith challenges her to a dance-off.
* The {{Not Making This Up Disclaimer}}s from ''Film/MaxSteel'':
--> '''Ben Winchell:''' (''pause'') You know, what’s funny is the people reading this script haven’t actually bothered to watch this movie so they have no idea if the script author is just making this alien Jizz nonsense up or not.
--> '''Narrator:''' NOT. NOT MAKING IT UP. This is how The Editing Room suffers for you, folks.
--> '''CGI Josh Brener:''' (''dry humps Ben's chest'')
--> '''Narrator:''' This HAPPENS.

** "BEN EXPLODES all over ANDY, killing him with a HUGE LOAD... of ENERGY. Okay, I feel we can not stress this enough: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THIS. ALL. HAPPENS.]] LITERALLY. ALL OF IT. EVERY WORD. This is based on a toy BTW. That children play with. With their hands. Jizz aliens, dude. Fucking Jizz aliens."

* ''Film/DoctorStrange2016'':
** The start of the titular character's journey:
--->'''Creator/BenedictCumberbatch:''' Aaargh!! [[CareerEndingInjury I have been permanently injured in a vehicle crash!]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard A vehicle crash caused by my own arrogance and blindness to my actions!]] [[BreakTheHaughty Now I must put aside my towering ego]] [[RecycledPlot and use my keen intellect to help mankind!]]\\
'''Creator/RobertDowneyJr.:'''(''flying past'') Dude! Get your own thing!\\
'''Benedict Cumberbatch:''' Oh I see, you want to be the [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold charmingly-arrogant]] goateed-bastard [[WolverinePublicity cornerstone of the MCU]] forever, is that it?\\
'''Robert Downey Jr.:'''(''pause'') Carry on.
** There's too many Benedicts in this film:
---> TILDA and CHIWETEL take BENEDICT to meet new librarian BENEDICT WONG who is playing the character WONG.\\
'''Chiwetel Ejiofor:''' And this is the library. Wong, meet Benedict. Benedict, Wong.\\
'''Benedict Cumberbatch:''' Obviously that’s Benedict Wong. What’s his character’s name?\\
'''Creator/BenedictWong:''' It’s Wong, Benedict.\\
'''Benedict Cumberbatch:''' Yes yes I know that, and if we're getting all formal then I'm Cumberbatch, Benedict. But your CHARACTER name is…?\\
'''[[OnlySaneMan Chiwetel Ejiofor:]]''' It’s just "Wong", okay?!? Can you get that through your thick skull, Benedict? WONG!!\\
'''Benedict Wong:''' No, I’M Benedict Wong!

* ''Film/{{Logan}}'' has the titular character [[SirSwearsALot say almost nothing]] [[ClusterFBomb outside of "Fuck"]]. It quickly leads to this double-entendre:
--> '''Creator/PatrickStewart:''' You can’t “fuck” your way out of this conversation, Hugh.
* ''Film/{{Swimfan}}'' has this for an ending:
-->'''Jesse Bradford:''' It’s OK, Shiri. She's dead. And the erotic thriller is also dead, because nobody will ever make another one as bad as this.
-->'''Film/{{Obsessed}}:''' Let me show you how it's done.
-->'''Film/TheBoyNextDoor:''' Hold my beer.
-->'''[[Film/{{Unforgettable 2017}} Unforgettable]]:''' [[LeeroyJenkins LEEEEEROOOOOOOY JEEEENNKIIIIINNNS]]
** There's also a scene where dialogue is exchanged between a [[UsefulNotes/JesseJames Jesse]] and a [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} James]].
* The ''Film/LaLaLand'' script's take on "[[AwardBaitSong Audition (The Fools Who Dream)]]":
-->EMMA goes to the AUDITION where they just ask her to tell them a STORY.\\
'''Creator/EmmaStone:''' Instead of that, why don’t I sing\\
A song about believing\\
And following your heart\\
As well as dreamers and their dreaming\\
Also having faith in yourself\\
And courage and inspiration and stuff and\\
''({{glurge}} [[RuleOfThree glurge glurge]])''
* ''Film/WonderWoman2017'':
** The introduction of the God-Killer Sword:
--->'''Creator/ConnieNielsen:''' Only a true gangsta can wield the sword.
--->'''Young Gal:''' Hold my beer.
** There's a running gag about Creator/ChrisPine getting turned on by the idea of being tied up by a woman. After Chris and Gal's offscreen sex, the Lasso of Truth comes to life and begs the audience [[{{Squick}} to wash it]].
** No way was Chris Pine's MrFanservice moment getting out of this one alive:
--->'''Creator/GalGadot:''' Now I just have to go get Chris and whooooa dude you’re naked. What’s that skinny limp thing?
--->'''Creator/ChrisPine:''' Ah, you mean my watch.
--->'''Gal Gadot:''' You call your penis a watch? You males are a strange lot.
** "Chris! How dare you bring an attractive woman around all these old farts! You know Viagra hasn't been invented yet!"
* ''Film/SpidermanHomecoming'' has a RunningGag where Captain America's motivational videos will blatantly throw shade on rival franchises. First he says that superhero films [[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse should be fun and have more than 2 colours in them]]. Then he says that you can't just [[Film/TheMummy2017 throw together random public domain characters]] and hope for success. Finally, Cap scoffs at the Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse again for procrastinating over a decade before making a movie with a female lead...then realising that's ''his'' franchise.
* The script for ''Film/TheDisasterArtist'' is almost entirely copy-pasted dialogue from ''Film/TheRoom2003''.
-->'''Dave Franco''': What's your fucking age, Jimmy? Where’s your fucking hometown? Where does your fucking money come from? WHERE DOES YOUR FUCKING MONEY COME FROM, JIMMY? WHERE DOES YOUR FUCKING MONEY COME FROM?!
-->'''[[Creator/JamesFranco Jimmy Franceau]]''': YOU ARE TEARING OUR VERBAL AGREEMENT NOT TO SPEAK OF THOSE MATTERS APART, DAVE!!!
-->'''Creator/DaveFranco''': I'M FED UP WITH THIS FRIENDSHIP!!!
* ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar'' explores side effects of the BadassFingersnap in areas of the MCU not shown in the movie, such as the Marvel Merchandising Department (panicking at the loss of at least one of their biggest cash cows) and Hell's Kitchen (which loses Creator/KrystenRitter's whiskey, but not Series/{{Iron Fist|2017}}, much to the horror of her and the other Marvel/Netflix shows' leading men).
* Similar to ''Infinity War'', ''Film/AntManAndTheWasp'' explores side effects of the BadassFingersnap outside of the MCU, when the disintegration of Creator/EvangelineLilly, Creator/MichellePfeiffer, and Creator/MichaelDouglas respectively shock Lilly's ''Series/{{Lost}}'' castmates, Music/BrunoMars and Music/VanceJoy (both of whom have sung about Pfeiffer), and "[[Film/WallStreet GREED]]". The post-credits stinger shakes up this running gag, when the sight of the giant ant surviving the Snap elicits a sigh of relief from the audience.
* The ending to ''Film/ATripToTheMoon'':
-->''There is a big crowd of PEOPLE to greet the victorious SPACEFARERS, and most of them appear to be on A LOT OF COCAINE! The SCIENTISTS are all given MEDALS in recognition of their achievement.''
-->'''Georges Melies:''' Thank you, everybody! And the best part is that all of us got medals! Everyone who played a part in this space adventure has been acknowledged, isn’t that great?
-->'''[[Film/ANewHope Chewbacca:]]''' (''howls mournfully'')
* Creator/JasonMomoa's greatest power in ''Film/Aquaman2018'' is his ability to smoulder:
--> '''[[Creator/JulieAndrews Leviathan]]:''' Holy fuck you are sexy. Take the trident, and my phone number too! I mean I know we’re under water but I am so freaking wet.
** The credits scene:
---> YAHYA is rescued and bandaged up by wacky conspiracy theorist RANDALL PARK.
---> '''Creator/YahyaAbdulMateenII:''' Bring me the head of JASON!!!!!!! Waaaaait a minute... did you make me a cup of tea?
---> '''Randall Park:''' That depends... did you smash my TV?
---> They fall in love and make a baby.
* The script for ''Film/PetSematary2019'' rewrites the film's DownerEnding with a scene that manages to be awesome, funny and heartwarming all at once. See FanonDiscontinuity on the main page for details.
* ''Film/SpiderManFarFromHome'':
** The very first scene is a blatant spoiler.
** Mysterio's unveiling as the BigBad:
--->'''Creator/JakeGyllenhaal:''' (''slow, sinister smile'') Heh heh. Now that he's gone, I can finally reveal that I am in fact...(''checks script'') HOLY FUCKING SHIT A DISGRUNTLED FORMER TONY STARK EMPLOYEE, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!??! [[ItsTheSameNowItSucks Oh my FUCKING GOD, can we do ANYTHING ELSE!!]] Well at least I also have an evil organization of JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST EVEN MORE DISGRUNTLED FORMER TONY FUCKING STARK EMPLOYEES, GODDAMN IT TO FUCK THERE ARE OTHER REASONS TO BE EVIL YOU KNOW\\
'''[[Creator/FinnJones Finn "Iron Fist" Jones]]:''' (''entering'') Yeah like maybe ''I'' mistreated an employee once in a while! I --also run a global megacorp, so-\\
'''Jake Gyllenhaal:''' Oh shut it you, the only supervillain you'd inspire is Punch-Finn-Jones-In-The-Face-All-Day-Man, and he's not a villain, [[TakeThat he's Earth's greatest hero.]] Now fuck off.
* ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020'' has the recurring gag that its cast are all coming out of stagnant careers.
-->'''Creator/JimCarrey:''' (''idiot voice'') “Oh hey, Jim Carrey’s doing broad comedy again, wow that’s cool, I heard he had a rough few years there and I’m glad he’s feeling up to making people laugh again.” Why thank you, Person-Way-Nicer-THAN-THIS-THUMB-SHAPED-MAN-IN-FRONT-OF-ME!!
-->'''Creator/JamesMarsden:''' What on earth…? Wait a minute… blue fur… big eyes… marketable plushy CGI body… oh god no...(''weeping'')I DID MY CGI ANIMAL MOVIE, YOU BASTARDS! THE DEBT WAS PAID! LOS ZETAS GOT THEIR MONEY BACK! I DID Film/{{HOP}}, CARLOS! I DID HOOOOP!!!
--> ''Just off-camera, a LARGE MAN with a SCAR over one eye extinguishes a CIGARETTE onto JAMES’ HEADSHOT.''
** Also, the ending doesn't have Tails, but [[DarthWiki/NightmareFuel the horrifying original design of Sonic]] (with a bit of [[CompositeCharacter Metal Sonic thrown in]] for good measure) out for vengeance.
* ''Film/WonderWoman1984'':
--> "It's as I feared. To avert utter catastrophe we'll need to get everyone to renounce their greatest, dearest wish. Well that should be easy, it's not like we'd be asking anything astronomical like [[TakeThat wearing a piece of cloth over half your face for a few weeks]], [[PrecisionFStrike for FUCK'S SAKE]]."
* The climax of ''Film/{{Lockout}}'', in which one of the characters has to explain the film's mind-bendingly implausible [[TheReveal reveal]].
-->'''Creator/GuyPearce:''' So, wait, Peter... you're NOT evil? So what was all that with the digital video before?\\
'''Creator/PeterStormare:''' Oh geez, you sure you want the answer to that? Couldn't we just leave it as a loose end? Because... oh man, it's so horrible.\\
'''Guy Pearce:''' No, you must tell me.\\
'''Peter Stormare:''' (sighs) Okay, you ready for this? It WASN'T digitally altered. Instead, there was a gigantic mirrored door that was open, and you just HAPPENED to shoot an ENEMY AGENT who was BEHIND the mirror at the EXACT SAME TIME that the enemy agent shot YOUR PARTNER, and the REFLECTION of your partner getting shot JUST SO HAPPENED to LINE UP FUCKING PERFECTLY in the GODDAMN MIRROR to create the ILLUSION you shot your partner, and I JUST EVER SO FUCKING HAPPENED to be standing in the ONE GODDAMN EXACT FUCKING SPOT IN ALL CREATION where this illusion all LINED UP properly, and apparently I must have FUCKING TELEPORTED there for JUST THAT ONE FUCKING INSTANT, since being there for ONE GODDAMN COCKMUNCHING SECOND BEFORE OR AFTER WOULD COMPLETELY SHATTER THE ILLUSION ALL TO DOGSHIT, and it is possibly the MOST COLOSSALLY, SHIT-GARGLINGLY, ASS-REAMINGLY FUCKTARDED {{PLOT TWIST}} OF ALL TIME, and now I have to throw up.\\
''(vomits out own soul)''
* The SequelHook at the end of ''Film/{{Eternals}}''.
-->'''BIG BOI CELESTIAL ''(grabbing Creator/{{Gemma|Chan}}, Creator/{{Kumail|Nanjiani}}, and Creator/{{Brian|Tyree Henry}})'':''' YOU SHALL COME WITH ME AND I SHALL JUDGE WHETHER YOU SHALL SURVIVE. THE JUDGING PROCESS WILL TAKE THREE TO FOUR YEARS AND SHALL CONSIDER SUCH DELICATE MORAL QUESTIONS AS COMBINED BOX OFFICE GROSS AND STREAMING NUMBERS\\
''(vanishes!)''
* ''Film/LoveActually''
** Andrew Lincoln shows up at Keira Knightley and Chiwetel Ejiofor’s place. Chiwetel answers the door.
--->'''Andrew:''' Oh! Er…\\
'''Chiwetel:''' Well this is a surprise. What are the boombox and the giant placards for?\\
'''Andrew:''' NOTHING NEVER MIND I HAVE TO GO. (leaves)\\
''Okay, obviously that didn’t happen, but you have to admit, there was a fifty-fifty chance that it could have.''
* When Alfred Molina appears in ''Film/SpiderManNoWayHome'', Tom Holland expresses surprise that he’s actually there to get revenge on him, not Tony Stark - only for Alfred to reveal that he’s looking for a different Peter Parker.
* The entire script of ''Series/TheDropout'' is a SongParody of Music/{{Eminem}}'s "Stan", with the sampled chorus being Elizabeth Holmes receiving a TakeThat from various characters, and the target of her fandom being Steve Jobs (who appears as a ghost in the ending!).
* ''Film/BabyDriver''
-->'''Ansel:''' Christopher, I need your help.
-->'''Christopher:''' Why? Did you jack off in front of a journalist into a potted plant? If so I can’t help you.
* ''Film/{{M3GAN}}'' initially making robot noises during her initial lines.
* ''Film/Mulan2020'':
** "Tremble before my vast horde of a dozen guys!"
** Disney bragging about their "Panda Express-levels of cultural authenticity".
* ''Film/AntmanAndTheWaspQuantumania'' literally downsizes one of its titular characters due to Evangeline Lilly preaching against vaccines every chance she can get.
* ''Film/TheFlash2023'':
** Try reading this one line in Jeremy Irons' voice. You know you want to.
-->''"Hi, it’s me Jeremy Irons, I’m still collecting paychecks in this franchise, too. Until James Gunn tells security to turn all of us away at the door it’s all-you-can-eat at the crap buffet and this little piggy is hungry, slurp slurp!"''
** YOUNG EZRA straight up heel turns and bolts out the front door of the house into the street.
-->'''Ron Livingston:''' No, you idiot! We’re in a suburban kitchen in 2001, you were probably standing next to the phone when I yelled for you to call 911! Where the fuck are you running to!? Your mother’s death is on you, Ezra! It’s on yoouuuuuuuuuuuuu
** The Flash preventing his mother's death allowed her to live long enough to consider divorcing his father. Possibly due to the pressure of having to raise a son that's incredibly annoying.
** In the alternate timeline the MCU ended with ''Avengers Endgame''.
** "The only way to fix this is to go back in time and fuck my own mother. But Eric Stoltz already tried that idea so I guess I’ll have to kill her instead. Those are the rules of Fuck-Marry-Kill and they are very rigid."
* In ''Series/TheMandalorian'' Chapter 8, Creator/GiancarloEsposito shoots Creator/PedroPascal so badly that the latter [[Series/SaturdayNightLive falls into a coma, then awakens talking with an LA Mushmouth thing]].
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