* [[http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/drowsychaperone/brideslament.htm "Bride's Lament"]] is StylisticSuck done hilariously right. Or wrong. Or both.
* "He was the Allbright Toothpaste man, which was really popular because the main ingredient was cocaine. It was the 5th one down on the list. Right after sugar."
* "Man of a thousand accents. All of them offensive."
* "That was pure vodka, you POOP!"
** For a while, it was "...you FOOL!" Georgia Engel said "POOP" instead of "FOOL" because she was so overly religious that it was against her beliefs to use that word. [[ThrowItIn Her use of the phrase just stuck with them for the rest of the run, and it's been added to the script ever since.]]
* "As we stumble! Bumble! Fumble!... ... ... ...''PLUMBLE''!
* "Try not to think of the poodles."
* "I Am Adolfo!"
** "I can sing it very fast, 'Adolfo!' I can sing it very slow...ly. I would do it now, but it would take ''hours''."
* " L-*cane drops* while you can."
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