* The fashion industry being a WorldOfSnark.
** Miranda dismissing her staff's (not-so-bright in this case) ideas.
-->'''Miranda:''' Florals? For spring? [[SarcasmMode Groundbreaking]].
* Emily, stressed and ill, gets tired of Andy talking:
-->'''Emily:''' I am hearing this ''(opens and closes thumbs and fingers)'' and I want to hear this ''(closes them)''.
** Even funnier that Creator/EmilyBlunt improvised the line having heard it in a supermarket from a mother to her young daughter.
* Miranda dismissing the weather in Miami as a drizzle just as the window lights up with lightning and gyrating palm trees.
* Some of Miranda's ridiculous demands.
-->'''Miranda:''' Find me that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday morning.
* Andy takes her very first phone call on the job and gets hung up on when she asks how to spell 'Gabbana'.
* Any time Emily's frosty aloof exterior cracks. Two notable times are seeing Andy after her makeover and when Andy tells her how thin she looks.
* Lilly insisting she cannot accept the $1900 Marc Jacobs bag while she is busy filling it with stuff from her current bag.
* Nigel thinks that the quality of one's social life is inversely proportional to the quality of one's career.
-->'''Nigel:''' Let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke. Means it's time for a promotion.
* Eventually even Andy gets into DeadpanSnarker territory.
-->'''Nigel:''' But we're not expected until Tuesday. Did she say why?
-->'''Andy:''' Yes. She explained every detail of her decision-making. And then we brushed each others' hair and gabbed about American Idol.
-->'''Nigel:''' I see your point.
* The dig Miranda gets at Rupert Murdoch for how many papers her personal life helps him sell.
* Emily somehow knowing that Miranda is calling for Andy when she actually calls for "Emily".