* When Sid can't stop laughing at Elizabeth's mother's dementia, her husband has this response:
-->'''Scott''': [[CallingYourAttacks I'm going to hit you]]. *punch*
* When Matt is demanding Alex stop berating her comatose mother, and Alex challenges him to do something, he spontaneously turns her around and ''spanks'' her, causing a disbelieving silence in the room.
-->'''Scottie''': YOU GOT SERVED!
-->'''Alex''': Did you just SPANK me?!
* More of a cringe-worthy CMOF, when Matt confronts Brian:
-->'''Matt King''': One more question for you.
-->'''Brian Speer''': Yes?
-->'''Matt King''': Ever been inside my bedroom?
-->'''Brian Speer''': Once.
-->'''Matt King''': You could have had the decency to lie about that one.
-->'''Brian Speer''': [[BrutalHonesty Alright, twice.]]