* Basically, everything the cave says.
* The cave trying to remember a Sea Shanty.
--> '''Cave''': ''99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer.'' No, that's more like a bar song... I GOT IT. ''99 bottles of rum on the wall. 99 bottles of rum...''.
* In the beginning, if you bring the store clerk something that isn't a trinket, he'll say some pretty hilarious stuff.
-->'''Store Clerk (When brought a crow bar)''':''That would be a good trinket if I were running a hardware store. Which I'm not.''.
-->'''Store Clerk (when brought a rusty crank)''': Oh god. Please tell me you didn't break the less-broken broken well...