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* His breakdown at the end of the ''{{Inukami}}'' review.
* From the ''ThePowerpuffGirls [[TheMovie Movie]]'' review:
-->'''Hero''': [[ItMakesSenseinContext TOM KENNY MADE ME DO IT!]]
* From [[TheBraveLittleToaster The Brave Little Toaster Goes To Mars]] review: [[spoiler: SEKRET NAZI APPLIANCE ARMY!]]
** Also when it's revealed that [[spoiler: the Military Appliances want to destroy humans because they "were built to be replaced,"]] he laughs at the nonsense reason and claims that would mean that his Wii should be trying to strangle him. Cue him looking suspiciously at his Wii, and giving it the "I've got my eyes on you" fingers before returning to the review.
* When reviewing ''TreasurePlanet'', he wonders what the offspring of Captain Amelia (a CatGirl) and Dr. Doppler (a dog) would look like. Cue [[CatDog "One fine day with a woof and a purr…"]] "That would explain ''so much''."
* From the ''Webcomic/CtrlAltDel'' series review, done in crossover with Rowdy of TVTrash:
-->'''Rowdy''': Hopefully, if a web cartoon ever ''does'' go to actual TV, it'll be a lot better than this!
-->'''Hero''': (''deadpan'') You do know ''GaryTheRat'' started out as a web series, too, right?
-->'''Rowdy''': …I'm gonna go cry now.
* From the ''WesternAnimation/OnceUponAForest'' review:
-->'''Hero''': ...David Kurshner, who is one of the producers of ''WesternAnimation/OnceUponAForest'', was also ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail's'' executive producer, and actually did create the characters and story of ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail'', not Creator/DonBluth; but he didn't'' direct WesternAnimation/OnceUponAForest''; no, that honour goes to Charles Grosvenor, who seven years later would go on to direct--\\
(''cue picture of WesternAnimation/TheLandBeforeTime [[{{Sequelitis}} VII: The Stone of Cold Fire]], accompanied by the music from Film/{{Psycho}}'')\\
'''Hero''': HAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!
* When HewyToonmore shows up during his ''Disney/{{Dinosaur}}'' review, he is shrugged off only for The Hero to call him back because the movie is boring.
* From his review of "Batman: Under the Red Hood"- "Do I look like Peter Parker to you? ...Don't answer that."
* This bit from the "Top 10 Cartoons I Hate That Everyone Else Loves":
-->'''Hero''': I swear to you, it sometimes seemed like [[RurouniKenshin this series]] had as much filler as—
-->(''cue picture of Manga/InuYasha DVD'')
-->'''Hero''': GET THAT SHIT OFF THE SCREEN!
* In his Anime/SonicTheHedgehogTheMovie review, after Dr. Robotnik tells Sara that after Metal Sonic destroys the Land of the Sky, her and him will be the only ones left so they should get married and have kids, we get this reaction.
-->''Hero'': Please tell me this doesn't end with Robotnik trying to stick his...
-->''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog AoStH Robotnik]]'': [[MemeticMutation PINGAS!]]
-->''Hero'': ... where it doesn't belong!
* From his review of the [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Gurren Lagann]] movies and why one probably shouldn't watch it with children present.
-->'''Hero''': During the final battle, Nia and Yoko are kinda shown topless. Lets just say that...
-->'''[[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan Khan]]''': It is very cold...IN SPAAACE...
* In his "Top 11 Worst Mistakes of Season 4", after pointing out that almost every bull from ''WesternAnimation/{{Barnyard}}'' had udders despite being, you know, bulls: "Incidentally, from now on, I'm gonna be wearing a pair of fake tits in my reviews. You know that image that just gave you? That horrible, terrifying image that's now burned into your nightmares? That's what it felt like watching ''Barnyard''!"
* The fake Skype call between the Hero and the Autarch of Flame's [[KidIcarusUprising Hades]] in the Top 20 [[WesternAnimation/TeenTitans Teen Titans]] Episodes list--it has to be seen to be believed. [[spoiler: Especially the BrokenMasquerade at the end.]]
* In the Top 10 Animated Sequels list, [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment a Hero version of Dr. Insano named Dr. Insanero]] appears--and instead of battling him, the Hero makes him leave without throwing a single punch.
-->''Hero'': That's like me adding in a random character to my show just for the sake of a couple of jokes! *door slams open*
-->''Dr. Insanero'': *evil laugh* FINALLY! It has been a long time coming, Cartoon Hero, but now you shall witness the arrival of your greatest nightmare, Doctor Insanero--
-->''Hero'': NO.
-->''Dr. Insanero'': NO?! What do you mean, no?!
-->''Hero'': No, as in, we're not doing this. As if people don't already have enough excuse to call me a ripoff!
-->''Dr. Insanero'': But I have an insidious invention to--
-->''Hero'': GET OUT!
-->''Dr. Insanero'': Fine--but you haven't seen the last of me, Cartoon He--
-->''Hero'': DENNIS, arm the turrets.
-->''Dr. Insanero'': Eep! *shuffles out the door*
* In his WesternAnimation/LoonaticsUnleashed review, when he finds out that the setting is in the far future on the city-planet of Acmetropolis, he theorizes that the story is set in a BadEnd for Film/LooneyTunesBackInAction where Steve Martin was successful in using the Blue Monkey diamond to take over the world.
-->''Bugs'': Of course!
* This bit from the [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Avatar]] review:
-->''Hero'': Or perhaps you remember [Mae Whitman] better for THIS.
-->''Clip from [[Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld Scott Pilgrim]]'': You punched me in the BOOB!
-->''Hero'': And now you'll never look at Katara the same way again. You're welcome!
* This little bit of FridgeLogic from the [[Anime/Pokemon4Ever Pokemon 4Ever]] review:
-->'''Hero''': Well, don't worry, Mr. Marauder, I'm sure you're unstoppable now in your giant war mech made of...branches. You know--unless someone has a match. Or a flamethrower. Or a fire Pokemon. Or a strong breeze.
* His reaction to the [[TheOtherDarrin cast change]] in Anime/PokemonRangerAndTheTempleOfTheSea, then suggesting all the characters had throat surgery that went badly.
* His entire review of ArchiesWeirdMysteries, which is down in the style of TvTrash, completely with him using a higher voice and "I'm the Rowdy Reviewer and...why do I suddenly have a signing off catchphrase?"
* ''RosarioToVampire'': "And it's a harem series. SIT BACK DOWN!"
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[[folder: Trials and Tribulations: An Ace Attorney Retrospective]]
* In the [[VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney]] episode, when [[spoiler: Mia's death]] happens, his reaction is an open-mouthed expression of shock, followed by the Relax-O-Vision screen from [[WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}} Freakazoid]]
** Gumshoe first shows up accompanied by [[MightyMorphinPowerRangers Bulk and]] [[SuspiciouslyAproposMusic Skull's theme.]]
** It becomes a RunningGag that due to April May's nature as a *ahem* [[SophisticatedAsHell "lady of ill repute,"]] he keeps playing the [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Nostalgia Critic]] clip of him noogying [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick The Nostalgia Chick]] while yelling "WHOOOOOOOORE!!!!" in order to avoid him actually having to say the word.
** [[HypocriticalHumor He pretends to make fun of Maya for being too old to be a Steel Samurai fan]] [[ComicBook/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicIDW while he's holding the My Little Pony comics.]]
* In the Justice For All episode, he considers making a joke about Pearl--er--"growing up quickly" when she channels Mia, but decides not to, because it'd be in poor taste.
-->'''Clip from [[Film/ASerbianFilm A Serbian Film]]''': NEWBORN! PORN!
-->'''Hero''':...yeah...kind of like that!
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