* "Ohh, Billy..."
* A spider crawls on Chip's face while talking to Steven on the phone. What's better is that Chip ''doesn't seem to notice the spider.'' Which just adds to his creepiness.
* "I think he was... ASIAN!"
** "He was speaking another language... I'm pretty sure it was... Asian"
* Tonight, on UPN! The trial that has captured the nation! The world is waiting for the verdict! But YOU don't have to wait for the movie!
-->'''Sam Sweet (played by Eric Roberts)''': Crybaby.
-->'''Stan Sweet (also played by Eric Roberts)''': I love you!
-->'''Sam Sweet''': You were ALWAYS such a crybaby! (Stan pleads for him to stop) Look who's cryin' now!
-->'''Announcer''': ERIC ROBERTS is Stan and Sam Sweet, in... ''Brother Sweet Brother: The Killing of Stanton Sweet''. Parental discretion advised.
* Steven's nightmare. While it has NightmareFuel, Chip was hilarious in it.