* The Radio quoting ''Moby Dick''.
-->'''Radio:''' Damn thee, thou accursed whale, from the depths of Hell, I stab at thee!\\
'''Kirby:''' Climb on, you idiot!\\
'''Radio:''' Oh, it's you.
* More like Crowning Moment Of Tragicomic, Radio's panicked reaction to the appliances sinking into mud.
-->'''Lampy:''' Wow. Poor guy didn't stand a chance ... Just "pffft" ... and that's it.\\
'''Radio:''' Well, don't look now, pal, but you're about to "pffft" yourself!
* Even Radio's "dying" words as he is the last one to be sucked into the swamp:
-->'''Radio:''' Well that uh, concludes our broadcast day... Er, week... Actually, it concludes any future broadcasting of any sort! WE'LL SIGN OFF NOW WITH A... SUITABLE T-TUNE!! ''(Plays Al Jolson's "Mammy" bit)''
* Everything Radio says, especially since he's almost always doing ParentalBonus / GettingCrapPastTheRadar jokes, too.
-->'''Lampy:''' Hey, come over here. I'm gonna...\\
'''Radio:''' Why, do you dare to cross foils with the greatest Saxon swordsman in the land? Haven't you the slightest idea who you're dealing with?\\
'''Lampy:''' Precisely - a total idiot!\\
'''Radio:''' If your sabre wags as loosely as your Norman tongue, you'll be run through in an instant. Defend yourself, Sir Lampy of Locksley! [[AndThisIsFor A blow for Richard! A blow for Marion! A blow for Mario, the garbage man! And for Carl and all the boys at the delicatessen! And here's one for the guys on 5th street!]]
** Some get a little risque with a definite GeniusBonus:
--->'''Blanky:''' You can't fool us. We love you.\\
'''Radio:''' That's right, [[TheBeard like Mrs. Roosevelt loved her husband.]]
** Or {{Stealth Pun}}s:
--->'''Radio:''' North by northwest. [[Film/NorthByNorthwest Watch out for low-flying aircraft.]]
** "Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!"
** Or when he tells Blanky, after warning the gang not to cross his sleeping space.
--->'''Radio:''' This is my sleeping space, see? And nobody crosses this line.\\
''[Moments later, Blanky is looking for someone to sleep beside, and is about to approach Radio when...]''\\
'''Radio:''' Watch it! Hey! Hey! What are you blind, there's a line. Hye! Hye!
* Part of the montage when the appliances are desperately trying to figure out how to leave the cabin, the Radio tries to make Blankie a magic carpet, intoning, "Arise, Hassan! Arise, O magic carpet!". The ''real'' funny part is that while the Toaster and Kirby look at each other in disgusted disbelief, Lampy is completely ecstatic, thinking it'll ''work''!
* "Why wander endlessly through this sprawling wasteland they dare to call a city when your dreams are all under one roof? Our roof! Corner of 3rd and East. ''Crazy'' Ernie's ''Amazing'' Emporium of... of... ''TOTAL BARGAIN MADNESS!'' '''[[SanitySlippage BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!]]''' Heh..." ''(collapses)''
* After the appliances are stranded in the swamp and Toaster walks off, dejected:
-->'''Radio:''' Oh come on now, it's not your fault! Things could be worse, you know.\\
'''Lampy:''' How?\\
'''Radio:''' How what?\\
'''Lampy:''' How could they be worse?\\
'''Radio:''' They couldn't, I lied.
* When trying to get Kirby to join the search for the Master:
-->'''Toaster:''' You know...I thought it would be good to have somebody come along...who's really...strong!\\
'''Lampy:''' And ''loud''.\\
'''Blanky:''' And ''grumpy''!\\
'''Radio:''' And ''oblivious to reality''!\\
''(Toaster [[BeQuietNudge knocks all three back]] and glares at them)''
* The meadow scene, if only because of that random ''singing fish'' that came out of nowhere and fought with a bird to get a worm to use as a ''microphone''. It's hard not to laugh at how ridiculous and random that scene is. Or how when he first shows up, singing to the frogs, they all simultaneously almost ''instantly'' splash water in his face to shut him up.
* The frog making faces with Toaster's reflective surface... as Toaster grows increasingly annoyed.
-->''GET OUTTA HERE!!''
* All of Lampy's great lines.
** "That's very interesting. ...Good night, slothead." ''(thunk)''
** "Oh yeah!? Who's supposed to be the big-shot navigator around here!? Mr. Loudmouth! Mr...Big...LOUDMOUTH!"
** "Heeeeeey, everybody, look! A CLEARINNNGGGG!"
** "I'm just curious as to whether or not it was him. I hate being left in the dark, y'know." ''(After Blanky starts crying)'' "I guess we can assume it wasn't him, right?"
** And this moment:
--->'''Radio:''' I'm as sure as I am honest!\\
'''Lampy:''' In that case, we're definitely lost.
* There's a great scene in the forest, where Lampy finds a hollow tree, thinking they can sleep inside, and turns his bulb on, revealing the hollow to look like a giant demonic face, and the other appliances freak out and run, with Lampy stuck inside, completely oblivious.
-->'''Lampy:''' W-what's the matter?\\
'''Radio:''' Eaten alive, the poor sap!\\
'''Lampy:''' ''(turns around to see the face)'' WHOA, WHOA, WHOOAAA! ''(runs off in terror)''\\
'''Radio:''' ''(clearly annoyed)'' Awww, I thought you were a goner...