* Anytime Dad opens his mouth, expect to hear the funniest thing you'll ever hear in your life.
** "I am sick of being pushed around like a stolen shopping cart full of rotten pumpkin meat!"
** "You found your real parents?"
** "Mother, people only invite you to dinner for three reasons: [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking to sell you vitamins]], to drug you and take unpleasant snapshots, or to convert you to their hideous farming religion!"
** "You say sewers, I say waterslide."
** "Brak! Stop driving your little baby car around Saint Babiesburg and take your asteroid smashing like a man!"
** "Moustache. No moustache."
** "You drive around, you run a light...maybe you honk at the ladies and they say (''high girly voice'') 'Hey, chief! Where'd you get the new ride, ah?' And you say: (''ridiculous frat guy voice'') 'It's Parko's, maahn. I'm just keepin' it for him while he's in the joint. See ya later, maahn.' Then you drive away, so proud to be a nose-possessing man."
** (upon seeing [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever giant killer ants]]) "Holy crap, they DO wear hats!"
** (comparing himself to a robot) "I may not have seventeen-inch claws, but when I grip you, you know that you've been gripped!"
* The entirety of the final episode.
* This dialogue in "Sexy New Brak Show Go"
-->'''Brak:''' 'Dad can I open the box even though it's not a recognized mealtime? Can I? Can I? Huh? Can I?
-->'''Dad:''' Ask your mother.
-->'''Brak:''' Mom, can I open the box?
-->'''Mom:''' Ask your father.
-->'''Brak:''' Dad can I open the box?
-->'''Dad:''' Ask your father.
-->'''Brak:''' Dad, how about that box?
-->'''Dad:''' Say it like a princess.
-->'''Brak:''' (girly voice) Father, may I open the box?
-->'''Dad:''' No no no, Princess the Cat
-->'''Brak:''' I don't do her.
-->'''Dad:''' Then you don't open the box! ... but I love you very much!
* Brak's little bit in "War Next Door" while dressed in a beet costume
--> I'm hot for ya, baby,
--> I'm a pickled beat!
--> I'm red but not embarrassed,
--> And I am good with meat.
--> Of course I make an excellent borscht!
--> And I'm hot for ya, babaaaaaaaaaaaah!
* The episode "Goldfish" during Brak's mini freakout when he finds out he can't go to the Carnival of Feet right away, complete with loud yelling and exorcist head twisting.
** Same episode, Don Tickles, Notary Public.
** Same episode:
--->'''Brak:''' Don't talk to me mom, ''I'm a murderer!''
--->'''Mom:''' Oh, dear.
--->'''Brak:''' I'm going to bed, but I don't see how I'll ever get to sleep!
--->'''Brak:''' ''*in bed*'' Man, I love sleeping! *snore* Oh, I wish I could wake up so I could go back to sleep again! *snore*
** And again:
--->'''Brak:''' Mr. Tickles, how do you think Thundercleese is going to take this?
--->'''Mr. Tickles:''' Oh, my god! He'll tear your arms off!
--->'''Brak:''' But I love my arms! ''That's where my hands live!''
* Thundercleese apparently has a lightswitch [[LargeHam OF TOTAL DEVASTATION!]]
* [[NoIndoorVoice RHONDA, OF THE SEVENTH LEVEL OF YAR!]]
* Brak losing his freaking mind in "Braklet, Prince of Spaceland".