!!From the [[Series/TheBradyBunch TV series]]:
* In the season one intro, Mike looks unpleasantly overwhelmed when he and Carol have to share the screen with all of the kids.
* From "Kitty Karry-All is Missing":
-->'''Bobby:''' Now let's see...if I was a doll, where would I go?
-->'''Greg:''' To me, sweetheart!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djdr8utkagg Peter as a Sunflower Girl]].
* "Dough Re Mi": The Brady kids vote among themselves whether or not to let Peter sing with them after his voice starts changing. They somehow get a tie among five ballots. Cindy then proclaims, "I couldn't decide, so [[TakeAThirdOption I voted twice]]!"
* From "Law and Disorder". Carol and Alice arrive home to find Bobby trapped in the suds from the washing machine:
-->'''Alice:''' Mrs. Brady? The suds are calling you!
* Bobby's nightmare in "Bobby's Hero" has him telling Jesse James that he wrote a paper about him and then apologizes since he got a C+ for it.
* In one episode, Marcia hosts a sleepover, and naturally the boys decide that they're going to prank all of the teenage girls who come over. They plan all matter of tricks, and at one point disguise themselves in bedsheets and masks to pass themselves off as monsters. As they pass through the kitchen, Alice [[SeenItAll doesn't even blink]] and remarks "Any of you monsters want a hot dog?" They happily take them, and she continues to go about her business.
** What makes it even better is that Alice clearly knows what the boys are planning, but doesn't bother to warn the girls or even Mike and Carol about it.
* Pretty much all of "Getting Greg's Goat," but some highlights:
** Bobby and Peter hearing Greg cooing through the linen closet vents and think that Greg has a ''human'' up in his room. Later, they go back to the closet and hear what they think are two sets of feet and think that he has ''two'' girls up there, concluding that Greg is quite the operator!
** Mike hearing the cooing from the vents and scolding Greg also thinking that he has a girl up there! Once Mike learns that it's a goat, he goes easy on Greg since he pulled a similar prank when he was young and was suspended for a week.
** Peter and Bobby discover the goat while Mike and Greg are at meeting with Greg's friends to arrange an exchange, and Raquel gets loose. HilarityEnsues once Mike and Greg return, and Carol, who was supposed to be at a PTA meeting dealing with this very problem, returns with the PTA as they decided to have it at their house. The vice principal also arrives. Greg catches Raquel and attempts to sneak her out, until he hears Carol walking up the stairs to give the parents and vice principal a tour of the house. Greg quickly shuts himself and Raquel in the linen closet, but Carol wants to show off that it's a walk-in. She opens the door, sees Greg looking like a DeerInTheHeadlights and quickly slams it shut. She scolds Mike, realizing that he knew about it.
** Raquel manages to escape again, resulting in the entire family chasing her around the house. Once everyone is in Mike and Carol's bedroom, with the exception of a woman who retreated to the bedroom closet, Greg catches Raquel and throws her in the closet. The vice principal tells him of the woman, and Greg opens the door and the woman is moaning as she walks out.
** And finally, Greg's punishment is to write a 5,000-word essay on the evils of mascot-stealing. Mike thinks that's pretty lenient, but it turns out that the vice principal did the same in his youth and was suspended for an entire month.

!!From [[Film.TheBradyBunch the movies]]:
* After Jan worries about having to make new friends if they have to move to a new town:
-->'''Marcia:''' But Jan, you don't have any friends.
* The entire George Glass saga, which became a meme on Tumblr and Twitter in 2018. Marcia’s “Sure Jan” line is still memed to this day.
* After Grandma finally makes Jan's psychotic inner voices go away by acknowledging her, the inner voices are passed on to ''Cindy''.
** How Grandma makes Jan's voices leave in the first place:
--->'''Grandma''': Jan, cut the crap!
* From the sequel, when Roy/Trevor and Carol arrive in Hawaii, the travel agent tells them they're very open-minded on the Islands, and have liberal policies regarding gay people; Carol, stuck in the 70s, takes the term "gay" as happy:
-->'''Carol:''' I wish I could be gay again... and I would be if I was with Marcia... and Jan... and Cindy...
-->'''Roy/Trevor:''' And Alice.
-->'''Carol:''' And Alice?
* Jan's nightmare:
--> '''Marcia Brady:''' (in Jan's thought) But Jan, you don't have friends. You're just jealous Jan.
-->Jan wakes up, holds a pair of scissors like a knife, and starts to cut Marcia's hair
-->'''Cindy Brady:''' Jan, what are you doing?
-->'''Jan Brady:''' Go back to sleep Cindy!
-->'''Cindy Brady:''' Jan don't. Marcia's hair is so beautiful.
-->'''Jan Brady:''' Exactly. That's why I'm gonna make alot of money when I sell it.
--> Jan continues to cut Marcia's hair and [[EvilLaugh laughs psychotically]] then Cindy screams followed by Carol and Alice coming into the room
-->'''Carol Brady:''' Jan, what are you doing?
-->Marcia's got a new hairdo
-->'''Carol Brady:''' Oh Marcia, I love your hair!
-->'''Alice:''' What a groovy hairdo!
-->'''Cindy Brady:''' Oh, you're so beautiful!
-->'''Jan Brady:''' No! She was supposed to look bad! No! [[BigNo No!]]
-->[[AllJustADream Jan wakes up]]
-->'''Jan Brady:''' [[FauxHorrific What a horrible dream.]]
* The Flight Attendant's response to ThatRemindsMeOfASong.
-->''To those of you singing and dancing in the aisles, please sit down and shut up''.