!!From the TV series:
* From "Kitty Karry-All is Missing":
-->'''Bobby:''' Now let's see...if I was a doll, where would I go?
-->'''Greg:''' To me, sweetheart!
* From "Law and Disorder". Carol and Alice arrive home to find Bobby trapped in the suds from the washing machine:
-->'''Alice:''' Mrs. Brady? The suds are calling you!
!!From [[Film.TheBradyBunch the movies]]:
* After Jan worries about having to make new friends if they have to move to a new town:
-->'''Marcia:''' But Jan, you don't have any friends.
* After Grandma finally makes Jan's psychotic inner voices go away by acknowledging her, the inner voices are passed on to ''Cindy''.
** How Grandma makes Jan's voices leave in the first place:
--->'''Grandma''': Jan, cut the crap!
* From the sequel, when Roy/Trevor and Carol arrive in Hawaii, the travel agent tells them they're very open-minded on the Islands, and have liberal policies regarding gay people; Carol, stuck in the 70s, takes the term "gay" as happy:
-->'''Carol:''' I wish I could be gay again... and I would be if I was with Marcia... and Jan... and Cindy...
-->'''Roy/Trevor:''' And Alice.
-->'''Carol:''' And Alice?
* Jan's nightmare:
--> '''Marcia Brady:''' (in Jan's thought) But Jan, you don't have friends. You're just jealous Jan.
-->Jan wakes up, holds a pair of scissors like a knife, and starts to cut Marcia's hair
-->'''Cindy Brady:''' Jan, what are you doing?
-->'''Jan Brady:''' Go back to sleep Cindy!
-->'''Cindy Brady:''' Jan don't. Marcia's hair is so beautiful.
-->'''Jan Brady:''' Exactly. That's why I'm gonna make alot of money when I sell it.
--> Jan continues to cut Marcia's hair and [[EvilLaugh laughs psychotically]] then Cindy screams followed by Carol and Alice coming into the room
-->'''Carol Brady:''' Jan, what are you doing?
-->Marcia's got a new hairdo
-->'''Carol Brady:''' Oh Marcia, I love your hair!
-->'''Alice:''' What a groovy hairdo!
-->'''Cindy Brady:''' Oh, you're so beautiful!
-->'''Jan Brady:''' No! She was supposed to look bad! No! [[BigNo No!]]
-->[[AllJustADream Jan wakes up]]
-->'''Jan Brady:''' [[FauxHorrific What a horrible dream.]]
* The Flight Attendant's response to ThatRemindsMeOfASong.
-->''To those of you singing and dancing in the asiles, please sit down and shut up''.